TNA iMPACT! LD for 07/15

[It's Damn Real!]

Ugh, stop with the "WHAT!?". I fucking hate Austin for that. Seriously.

 

[Unsold Bacon]

And TNA is worth 5 bucks.

 

[klunderbunker]

You legit sick? Flu? I just got over it, personally.

Yeah. Ear infection I think. My throat feels like it's full of glass.

 

[ABMorales787]

Actually, I lied. Brady Bunch wouldn't help – what we really need is an anonymous GM who sends iPhone bling "emails" to Mike Tenay, who annoyingly has to announce their content at every turn.

Megatron?

 

[Vincent Michaels]

Is TNA even worth more than a penny at this point?

 

[klunderbunker]

Chick that was a witness when I was on jury duty looks like Velvet does now.

 

[It's Damn Real!]

To say that got booed out of the building is an understatement. The people there HATED that sound.

It's like listening to someone get texted live on RAW every nine minutes.

 

[Goliath Uterus]

Ugh, stop with the "WHAT!?". I fucking hate Austin for that. Seriously.

I wouldn't mind it if they still weren't chanting that shit today.

 

[Soapguy]

Dumb blonde pills?

 

[klunderbunker]

Was that supposed to be a joke?

 

[ZeroVX]

OH SNAP NO SHE DI'NT!

 

[Tiger Chaos Theory]

I want to fuck Velvet Sky in the ass.

No clever innuendos or playful teasing on this one.

 

[Goliath Uterus]

Dumb blonde pill? Where can I get these?

 

[klunderbunker]

It's like listening to someone get texted live on RAW every nine minutes.

Oh yeah. It's ten times worse in person though. It drowns out the talking on mics.

 

[It's Damn Real!]

Yeah. Ear infection I think. My throat feels like it's full of glass.

Awful. Yeah, man – I had strep and a nasty upper respiratory infection.

 

[Unsold Bacon]

Bell Bell?

 

[ABMorales787]

Shut the fuck up and strip. Bitches.

 

[klunderbunker]

More cursing this week too. Another Russo trademark.

 

[Goliath Uterus]

Ewww, that bish is NAAASTY.

 

[klunderbunker]

Awful. Yeah, man – I had strep and a nasty upper respiratory infection.

When I was a kid I literally had 38 cases of strep in 6 years.

 

[ABMorales787]

This segment is hilarious.

 

[Vincent Michaels]

BEST CLOSEUPS EVER!!!

 

[klunderbunker]

Love is hot. She just is.

 

[ZeroVX]

Of course the camera zooms in on Velvet's chest. Awesome.

 

[It's Damn Real!]

I can't get over how hot Velvet is right now.