I guess this is the appropriate place to comment on Mark Madden's new column. Now, before I get started, let me say that I do not like HHH. I can't stand him, to be honest. But if someone wants to praise him or even believe that he is "The Best Wrestler in the World", then that's fine. However, when you go calling people who dislike HHH "Internet Schmucks", "Internet blowhards", "Internet jerks", "Internet boobs", ect.... I have a problem with that. So, mods, there's some flaming in this, but it is in no way, shape or form intended for all the HHH fans here. Most HHH fans at this board have a brain and don't call people names just because they do not like the dude. However, Mark "Fatter then John" Madden cannot express his opinions that way and nothing in the rules state that we can't "flame" jackass column writers. I also asked permission from an Admin before posting this and got a green light. So, with that said, here we go:
Internet schmucks have caterwauled long and loud about the overrated mess that is Triple H, crediting his success to entering the sacred chamber of the princess rather than being that damn good.
You know, you should really come to this forum (this thread in particular) and see that hardly any HHH basher ever brings up HHH being married to Steph. In fact, I already addressed this subject to someone else in this very thread just a page back, so I'll just use the wonderful "Copy and Paste" method to show you my thoughts on using that as a scape goat for why people really hate Triple H.
TheRealLionheart089, said:
"I really dont understand why people hate HHH so much for 'marrying the bosses daughter' and say thats the only reason why he is succesful and isnt jobbing to Ultimate Warrior anymore."
My reply to the dude was as follows:
"Nobody hates him for that. We all wanted to fuck Stephanie back in 2001, so why would we blame him for it?
The fact of the matter is we don't like HHH because he's not worthy of the push he has received since his return in 2002. Whether he continously got there pushes because he's married to Steph is beside the point, because if the motherfucker entertained us regularly, none of us would ever bring it up. But he doesn't entertain us. He bores us. His matches are so lame nowadays. He does the same shit over and over, and looks like he doesn't give it his all everytime he is out there. His promos are God fucking awful. Either it's the half-ass Shane Douglas rip-off, or it's him trying to be a 40-year-old Jason Mewes. Both are lame and unoriginal, and his promos never serves a purpose whenever he cuts one except to bury people. You'll notice that HHH is the only wrestler given the leeway to shoot on people, and he definitely takes full advantage of it. So not only do we have to sit through 20 minutes of boring whenever the douche is on the mic, but we also have to put up with him completely burying someone we like. His feud with Cena is the perfect example of this.
Moreover, his intensity is such a joke. He does this long ass entrance that puts everyone to sleep, and the entire time he's trying to come off like he's pissed, but he looks ridiculous. He needs to watch a Tito Ortiz entrance to see how to be intense when walking into a war. And then in matches, as babyface the last couple of years, HHH always gets a long ass shine, then sells (badly, I might add) for a few minutes, and then gives the lamest comeback ever. It's unbareable to watch unless he's in there with someone great. And the sad part is that we all know he could do so much better, but his lazy now because of his injuries, and that pisses me off just like it would piss me off if a player on my favorite sports team didn't give it his all only because he was afraid of getting injured.
All that is why I don't like HHH. Him being married to Steph, I couldn't care more less about it."
So, you see Madden, him marrying Steph has nothing to do with why I dislike the motherfucker. There are many more, valid reasons in the above post why I believe HHH is just a shell of his former self and someone who should never be considered the "Best in the Business".
That notion was hopefully put to sleep once and for all at SummerSlam when Trips got a match out of Khali that was both passable and dramatic. Im a Trips fan, but I still bet against that one. When you look at the entire oeuvre of Triple H and view his work without malice aforethought its impossible to not conclude that he is among the very best of his generation.
You really just show your ******ation over and over within this article, so early on. Did you watch the match? Khali did three times more offense in that match then HHH did, that is a fact. Also, if you consider that match better then Khali's matches against The Undertaker and Cena, then your taste in pro wrestling absolutely sucks and it kills whatever credibility you claim to have when it comes to the sport.
I put the criticism of Internet blowhards down to jealousy jealous that they cant get a girl like Stephanie,
Steph, in her prime mind you, was definitely one hot piece of ass who I, without any question, would've gotten with in a heartbeat. However, that doesn't make me "jealous" of someone who does get with her. I've wanted to fuck Jessica Simpson since I was 14 and now she's dating Tony Romo and my only hate towards him is that he plays for a team that I don't root for. However, I don't deny his talent. I still give credit where credit is do. Same case for someone like Brad Pitt, one of my favorite actors. He's married to Angelina Jolie. And even though, just like Steph, I would've love to fuck her back in the day, that doesn't make me jealous towards Pitt; it makes me happy for him since I am a fan. If Steph were to marry, I don't know, Big Show for example, I wouldn't be jealous, I'd be happy for them because I respect both of them in their own right. However, since she married a douchebag like HHH, it makes me jealous? Umm... no. I simply just don't like the motherfucker and his marital status has nothing to do with it.
jealous that they cant get, a girl like Chyna,
If you honestly think fucking Chyna is a reason to be jealous of someone, then your taste in women is just as bad as your taste in pro wrestling.
jealous that they cant touch the pleasure parts of any McMahon regardless of sex
So is this the type of shit you fantasize about? Internet fans giving Vince McMahon sexual favors? It takes no genius to see that there are things you would certainly do to get a job in 'E, huh?
jealous that they dont know Motorhead
Do you honestly think most wrestling fans are die-hard Motorhead fans? Nothing against those guys, but I don't think someone is sitting around hating HHH just because he can hang out with some band, especially one who hasn't done anything significant in years.
jealous that they never hung out with Ric Flair
Fuck Flair. Another overrated cunt.
jealous that theyre not 12-time champions
Not jealous, but mad that someone as mediocre as HHH has been since 2002 could have so many title reigns. His first few were well deserving, but past that, the guy never did anything to justify him being champion so many times.
Trips has a couple flaws: Hell bigfoot the occasional storyline. And no matter what he thinks, he just isnt funny.
At least you state two things that are fact in your little article. Bravo.
But Trips has headlined a lot of big-money pay-per-views.
And? So has Sid Vicious, yet I bet you won't sing his praises.
The live crowd buys him as a legit badass.
A legit bad ass? Are you fucking kidding me? He has to have a sledge hammer for fans to think he could ever cause any real damage. I guarantee no one ever looks at Trips and says to themself, "I bet he could beat up Randy Couture."
He does great, intense promos.
No he does not. He does long, boring, unfunny promos. Just because he doesn't stutter on the mic doesn't make him a great promo cutter. You want an intense promo, watch Steve Austin or HBK when they're pissed about something. You want a funny promo, watch The Rock. Those are great promo cutters. HHH is a washed-up joke on the mic. He's never even tried to reinvent himself, even though the situation has called for it many of times.
Unlike say, Kurt Angle, he mostly understands whats best for his character.
This is by far the most ******ed statement in the column. First of all, Kurt Angle is ten times the worker and promo cutter HHH has ever been. That is a 100% fucking fact. Now, as far as "understanding" the character shit, HHH is the one who sits in on production meetings, not Kurt Angle. I'm sure Angle in TNA can refuse not to do something every now and then, but I highly doubt he writes anything. And I'm 100% positive he didn't in WWE. HHH, on the other hand, is married to the head writer, and like I said, sits in on production meetings. So he at least has a chance to have a say so for what's best for his character. However, he only does that: What's best for him. Do you not have a problem with that? That HHH only does what's best for his character and no one else's? Are you that fucking ******ed? Hell, aren't you the same moron who said in another Wrestlezone article that DDP was one of the problems with WCW? You called him "DDPMe", if I remember correctly, yet you say it's alright for HHH to do only what's best for his character?
He has elevated lesser stars via his presence in groups like Evolution and DX, especially Batista.
Can you please name any other names then Batista HHH has elevated since 2002? Pretty please, with sugar on top?
His work is vastly underrated.
No, it's overrated.
He's a latter-day Harley Race.
The only thing HHH and Harley Race have in common is that the high knee is in both their arsenals. That's it.
Trips works a very deliberate style without looking slow.
He looks slow to me whenever he's out there.
Everything he does seems reasoned and logical, except when it makes sense to be ill-reasoned and illogical.
So no selling during a comeback is "reasoned and logical". You can do whatever you want to HHH, but when he hits that Spine Buster and gets up and does that lame pose, all of the sudden nothing is hurting him. He is in no pain whatsoever.
But, if you want to look past that and still say everything he does is logical, does that automatically make his matches good? Because everything "makes sense"? Undertaker can go out there and instantly pull guard and submit someone with a Ju-Jitsu hold and it would be logical. However, does that make it a good match?
Hes very reminiscent of Race and Johnny Valentine, two pretty good workers to be compared to.
You see, it's writers like you who are the schmucks. You say shit like this without giving any example or reason whatsoever. Yet, we're suppose to take you seriously?
Triple H has that Flair intangible, too. He keeps the crowd hooked.
First of all, that's not a "Flair intangible". If anything, that's a "Hogan intangible", dumb ass. Secondly, while more times then not, crowds do stay into HHH's matches, it's only because his match is usually the main storyline of the respective show. His match with Khali is one exception, but that's usually not the case. Even when the douche isn't champion, his shit completely takes over the show. Look at Benoit's run. Even Cena's storylines while he was champ got overshadowed by DX's lame ass shit.
Add it all up. Triple H is probably the best in the business right now, period.
So he's better then Shawn Michaels? The Undertaker? John Cena? Edge? I don't fucking think so. And if HHH is as great as you say he is, he wouldn't have drawn 2.9 as fucking champion of Raw. Punk draws better then that for Christ sake.
Why Internet jerks dislike him, I really dont know.
I thought it was because we were so jealous of him? Guess you forgot you said that....
Internet geeks like to prove theyre smarter than the average bear by ignoring the obvious and using an irrelevant set of standards to choose stars.
You're the one ignoring the obvious here. I'm certain the most die-hard HHH fans at this board would never say half the ridiculous shit you're saying. Honestly, you come off as some fanboy with a serious hard-on for the guy.
Take, for example, Bryan Danielson of ROH. Good little worker. But give my promotion Triple H, yours can have Danielson, take a year to build up both and see who sells more tickets.
Well, duh genius. How many years does HHH have in the business? How long has he been UNFAIRLY on top of WWE? If all someone cares about is making money and not artistic integrity, of course they would take HHH over Danielson.
Yet a quorum of Internet boobs have crowned Danielson the best worker in the world. He couldnt draw real money if you dipped him in superglue and dragged him through a bank vault.
"Internet boobs" play along to Danielson's character. Besides, I bet none of those "boobs" when praising Danielson come off half as bad as you do during this article.
Also, I love how you claim Danielson can't draw. While he's certainly no Cena, considering he's never been on the big stage to get name exposure, he's done quite well drawing for ROH and various other indies. If Danielson's drawing ability is as bad as you idiotically claim, then ROH would've gone out of business during Danielson's one year title reign. And yet, it's us HHH bashers who ignore the obvious, right?
I dont often quote Hulk Hogan, but once, when he was asked who the best worker in wrestling was, he replied, The guy with the most money. He wasnt far off.
I'm pretty sure Hogan meant to say, "The guy who draws the most money." And if you claim that guy is HHH, then you're even dumber then I thought.
In closing, this article Madden wrote was just an excuse for that douche to bash fans like us, who post our opinions on messageboards during our spare time, nothing more. For some reason, we touch a nerve with him because some of us don't like a couple of wrestlers who make his dick hard. Well, boo-fucking-hoo. Madden, get off your high horse. Just because you called a couple of matches during WCW's dying days (terribly, I might add), doesn't mean you know more then anyone else. All your articles come off as extremely biased. You throw all logic out the door and praise whoever you like, while burying those you aren't fond of, without ever giving logical points to your opinions. You're just a fucking joke, dude.