Raw LD 8/1/2016: Once Again Starring Brock Lesnar

[enviousdominous]

Mark Henry lays down and announces his loyalty to Bulgaria?

 

[Richard Blonoff]

WWE needs to let Lana have more microphone time. She's probably the best female talker in the company.

She is good, but her accent has slipped and been dropped a lot since she first arrived and personally I think it hurts her.

 

[J-Dogg]

Does that mean that Franklin Richards is going to referee the rematch?

Maybe

 

[BaconBits]

I wouldn't wanna
Be the ambassador to rio olympics considering that is already looking like a continuous disaster

Are you typing with one hand?

 

[Navi]

Are you typing with one hand?

I think he's typing with his fist.

 

[enviousdominous]

I wouldn't wanna
Be the ambassador to rio olympics considering that is already looking like a continuous disaster

Rio del la Mierda.

 

[J-Dogg]

Are you typing with one hand?

Yes my other Hand was in a bag of popcorn

 

[Bernkastel]

Mark has a strength advantage over everyone. I don't think Braun is legit stronger than Mark despite the latter being in his mid 40's.

 

[Galvatron]

Are you typing with one hand?

I was reading it like William Shatner.

 

[BaconBits]

Yes my other Hand was in a bag of popcorn

Ok, big shooter.

 

[shafe_41]

It's probably not relevant, but does the number of times Balor adjusts that jacket bother anyone else?

 

[Sean Valjean]

Yes my other Hand was in a bag of popcorn

I hope you brought enough for the rest of the class.

 

[Navi]

Yes my other Hand was in a bag of popcorn

So they call a penis "bag of popcorn" in Australia. Okay noted.

 

[BaconBits]

It's probably not relevant, but does the number of times Balor adjusts that jacket bother anyone else?

He's awkward for sure.

 

[Navi]

I hope you brought enough for the rest of the class.

No no he can have it all to himself.

 

[Sean Valjean]

It's probably not relevant, but does the number of times Balor adjusts that jacket bother anyone else?

Haven't noticed. If it hasn't reached the frequency of Mysterio's mask adjustment it's probably not that noticeable.

 

[Sean Valjean]

No no he can have it all to himself.

Hand-flavored popcorn is quite a delicacy in Australia. You have no clue where that hand has been so it's a surprise every time!

 

[L@RISANO]

He's awkward for sure.

Bacon really laying it in thick on Balor.

I do hope however, whilst I want to see Balor triumphant at SummerSlam(I have no urge to see Authority Seth return), I want fans to hold Balor to the same standards as they did Roman Reigns in terms of Mic Work, etc...

 

[enviousdominous]

Hand-flavored popcorn is quite a delicacy in Australia. You have no clue where that hand has been so it's a surprise every time!

Pfft. Finn Balor takes pity on your desire to have pop-corn "handed" to you.

 

[BaconBits]

Dammit, they couldn't have had Mark Henry pass out instead of tap?

 

[Bernkastel]

Rusev's offense just looks so nasty.

 

[Sean Valjean]

Maybe that will teach you to NOT WEAR USA COLORS WHEN FIGHTING RUSEV.

If Captain America wrestled Rusev he'd be squashed in seconds.

 

[J-Dogg]

Rusev is a damn natural

 

[Richard Blonoff]

Kurt Angle won his gold in Atlanta, just saying.

 

[enviousdominous]

I think Rusev's promo is a little over this crowd's ability to comprehend.