Raw LD 11/21/2016: A Victory Speech Longer Than The Victory

[Sean Valjean]

At Survivor Series, Goldberg shocked the world by steamrolling over Brock Lesnar in a minute and change. Big Bill kicks off Raw to tell the Universe what's next. Or who's next. Or where's next.

Team Raw was defeated by Team Smackdown. If Stephanie stays true to her not-so-subtle threat, all of Team Raw should be fired on the spot tonight. But since firing them would be too easy, she'll likely settle for 50 slappings each – a fate worse than unemployment.

After Bayley picked up the win for the Raw women's team, Charlotte beat the hugs out of her because she's a big ol' jerk. How will Bayley respond to Charlotte's assault?

 

[Dmbfantomas]

I'm so excited. Goldberg rules.

 

[Bernkastel]

I was 11 years old again watching that match last night.

 

[Sean Valjean]

Based on his nameplate, Goldberg hails from the land of terrible wrestling video games.

 

[mooseman]

I'm hoping tonight in seperate attacks Anderson and Gallows taking out Reigns and Rollins. We have Styles/Ambrose at TLC. Roadblock have Anderson/Gallows vs Reigns/Rollins and at Royal Rumble get The Club vs The Shield.

 

[Jeff Deliverer of Mail]

What a reaction. Goldberg is the man.

 

[Sean Valjean]

Sometimes I like to pretend the fans are chanting for Go-Gurt instead.

 

[Dmbfantomas]

Hey, a you still got it chant that actually makes sense!

 

[OYDK]

"You still got it" is the new "This is awesome".

 

[Dmbfantomas]

Sometimes I like to pretend the fans are chanting for Go-Gurt instead.

They're not?

Also, his kid is doughy. He needs to lift.

 

[Spidey Revivey]

"You still can make a squash match memorable!"

 

[Dmbfantomas]

"You still got it" is the new "This is awesome".

Hasn't it been around longer than This is Awesome?

 

[TJ Matics]

So when's Brock gonna F5 the kid?

 

[Bernkastel]

Fans are begging for a rematch.

 

[Sean Valjean]

They're not?

Also, his kid is doughy. He needs to lift.

He should probably lay off the Go-Gurt. Though they are quite tasty and oh so convenient.

 

[mooseman]

Wouldn't it be funny if it came out the kid isn't his...

 

[OYDK]

Hasn't it been around longer than This is Awesome?

I meant in the way it's used. 90% of the time the people they chant it to don't got it anymore.

 

[Dmbfantomas]

"So Charlotte, get your ass out here!!!"

 

[Deoxyribonucleic A.C.I.D.]

Lesnar costs Goldberg the title. Lesnar still remembers 2004 Mr. Goldberg.

 

[BaconBits]

Fans are begging for a rematch.

Because Goldberg and Brock are the stuff pro wrestling dreams are made of.

 

[Spidey Revivey]

Title run? How much steam is left in this hype train?

 

[Bagpipes]

Goldberg's 90 Seconds of Doom Tour 2016.

 

[Dmbfantomas]

Shouldn't it be, "you crippled Bret!"?

 

[Navi]

Jesus Christ he's staying around.

 

[mooseman]

I hate Goldberg...