Raw LD 8/1/2016: Once Again Starring Brock Lesnar

[J-Dogg]

I don't mind Finn on the mic he's always more so been a straight up wrestler and he has a character he just needs to find what well and truly suits him as a character and develop a bit more charisma. Because he does have talent and skill and that's fact.

 

[enviousdominous]

Winner gets the belt in a giant bowl full of tapioca pudding wheeled out on a fancy cart, because only pansies hand things to each other!

 

[BaconBits]

Not only that but the guy just doesn't seem to have a whole lot of natural charisma or natural presence. We'll see.

Seems they might be pulling a Cena/Owens with this.

He's an entrance. He's a skinny, way less charismatic Goldberg.

 

[enviousdominous]

Wait so this match is for the championship of the universe? Wow.

Winner fights He-Man in a Master vs Champion of the universe unification match.

 

[J-Dogg]

If they give Finn the title I'll be pleased it'll be like how Seth was the fist NXT champ and Finn one ups him by being the fist champ of the universal title

 

[enviousdominous]

If they give Finn the title I'll be pleased it'll be like how Seth was the fist NXT champ and Finn one ups him by being the fist champ of the universal title

Freudian slip?

 

[J-Dogg]

Freudian slip?

Fast typing

 

[J-Dogg]

She looks HAWT

 

[BaconBits]

Lana getting them miles out of her wedding dress.

 

[Sean Valjean]

Wait so this match is for the championship of the universe? Wow.

Galactus will be on hand to present the winner with the new belt, which is shaped like his helmet.

 

[J-Dogg]

Lana didn't look like that on her wedding day

 

[enviousdominous]

Um, Lana. You've been wearing that dress for a week now. It's starting to stink.

 

[Richard Blonoff]

Remember when Rusev and Lana were supposedly being buried for getting engaged?

 

[Navi]

Is she still wearing her wedding dress.

 

[J-Dogg]

Galactus will be on hand to present the winner with the new belt, which is shaped like his helmet.

He's the eater of worlds but then guess what bray would intervene and battle Galactus

 

[Sean Valjean]

Lana getting them miles out of her wedding dress.

Rusev actually forbids her from taking it off. It's a lace prison.

 

[Bernkastel]

WWE needs to let Lana have more microphone time. She's probably the best female talker in the company.

 

[BaconBits]

Is she still wearing her wedding dress.

Yes, with some alterations.

 

[enviousdominous]

Byron is to passion what Yahoo Serious was to cinema.

 

[Sean Valjean]

Oh god dammit, Mark! America colors, really?! You done fucked up.

 

[rbv13]

If this was the Attitude Era they would consummate this thing in the ring.

 

[J-Dogg]

I wouldn't wanna
Be the ambassador to rio olympics considering that is already looking like a continuous disaster

 

[Navi]

Eh, I thought Balor did okay. The crowd seemed more into him by the end of it.

Seems all you have to do is swear once, and the crowd is like OHHH AHHH.

 

[enviousdominous]

He's the eater of worlds but then guess what bray would intervene and battle Galactus

World eating contest! There goes the solar system.

 

[Bernkastel]

Galactus will be on hand to present the winner with the new belt, which is shaped like his helmet.

Does that mean that Franklin Richards is going to referee the rematch?