RAW LD 2/8/2016 - The Reality Strikes

[L@RISANO]

loool!

 

[enviousdominous]

OUCH MY SPERM!

 

[Bernkastel]

That was pretty good. I liked that.

 

[BaconBits]

I love how literally the only offense that ever phases Brock is punching him in the gooch.

 

[Deoxyribonucleic A.C.I.D.]

New Day & Frantzeska vs The Usos & Duddleys.

 

[enviousdominous]

Michael Cole's underwhelmed "wow" says it all.

That was literally all we get of that encounter. Thanks for staying tuned folks.

 

[shafe_41]

Kurt angle would be better. or acute or obtuse.

I would mark out so hard to hear Angle's music hit just one more time.

 

[Deoxyribonucleic A.C.I.D.]

Frantzeska turns on New Day and puts Kofi through a table.

 

[Bernkastel]

Dean should feel honored. Brock doesn't do violence on free TV for just anybody.

Brock doesn't do anything for anybody. If he could somehow breathe his own personal oxygen supply he would.

 

[enviousdominous]

So Roman just came out to distract Brock, and squat on the entry-ramp. I hope he cashes that paycheck real quick.

 

[rbv13]

I can see it now. WWE Shop exclusive. The Brock Cock Protector. Shield your Jimmy & Johns w/the Only Cup Suited for the Beast.

 

[Reflection]

So Ambrose did need Reigns' help after all... Would have liked to see him hit the Dirty Deeds after the low blow though, after all the talking he did.

 

[L@RISANO]

I love how literally the only offense that ever phases Brock is punching him in the gooch.

Ambrose did the dick punch, but I think he'll need to call up Taker and learn the dick kick in time for Fast Lane.

 

[rbv13]

New Jack joins New Day.

 

[Slash-LN]

So Roman just came out to distract Brock, and squat on the entry-ramp. I hope he cashes that paycheck real quick.

At least he actually came out to help someone for a change.

 

[Sean Valjean]

I can't help but imagine Ambrose seeing Taker's Force ghost while laying there and urging him to use the dick punch.

 

[enviousdominous]

Janelle Monae drinks Pepsi! Diabetes is cool kids!

 

[Spidey Revivey]

I have a bad feeling this will all lead to an unstoppable Lesnar wearing a nut cup.

 

[Bernkastel]

New Jack joins New Day.

I wonder who he stabs for being too rough with him.

 

[enviousdominous]

At least he actually came out to help someone for a change.

People have been saying "at least" in regard to Roman Reigns' segments ever since he debuted.

 

[Slash-LN]

Yes!!! Lucha Dragons!!!!

 

[L@RISANO]

Sin Cara returns.

 

[enviousdominous]

I wonder who he stabs for being too rough with him.

SUPLEX CITY BITCH! Uh oh.

 

[Reflection]

Did Sin Cara take tips from John Cena on how to make super fast recoveries?

 

[Deoxyribonucleic A.C.I.D.]

It makes me wonder though, now that Sin Cara is back, maybe Kalisto will lose the belt to Del Rio, which would suck.