My mom is a bi-polar mess that loves me one day, then threatens to beat my ass the next. All the while yelling about how I'm too ugly to ever get anyone to love me.
Then my dad, the man that makes 112,000 a year, cries when I ask him for food money (about 50 bucks to last me a month) the last month of every semester. A hundred dollars for an $16,000 academic year that I get paid for on my own merits, and he has the nerve to bitch. All the while telling me that any girl who wants to be with me just wants me for my future money. I'm going to be an English professor/writer, so that tells you exactly how much he knows about my life.
But really man, you have it hard. Fucking won't let you on Wrestlezone forums. Fuck man. How do you cope?