I AM THE Royal Rumble Live Discussion

[klunderbunker]

So how long before the Batista run in, because we need at least an hour for the Rumble.

 

[X]

Yeah, because I'm the only one who enjoyed the angle

No, you and a few other people who are giant marks for the Diva's division seemed to have enjoyed it. I don't know why, it was fucking drivel. But sure, five second matches and cake bathes, that's what I call a quality wrestling division.

Stop being an idiot. You're becoming a big black hole of negativity. Keep this up and you and Sidious will crash the boards with your hating.

You're the one who's marking out over the most trivial shit man, how am I being an idiot? Because I didn't like that fucking abortion of a match? No, not even that, that wasn't even a wrestling match.

It's easy to be negative when you're watching an incredibly mediocre show, as I am.

 

[Theo Mays]

Wooo Kamala!!!! <3 Striker.

 

[The Doctor]

Poor ventilation, lulz.

 

[Mr. TM]

No, Rey not being able to wrestle means Rey can't wrestle. And Mickie sucks no matter how many seconds the match lasts.





They all suck. Trish included.

You watch your texas mouth.

 

[Tastycles]

I hope Batista keeps his wrinkled head out of this one.

 

[It's...Baylariat!]

This thread needs more Midnight Express.

 

[Phoenix]

Is Mysterio trying to emulate Shawn's colours at WM?

 

[Macca]

After seeing Layla in that fat suit, I think I might have a new fetish

 

[Tastycles]

Is Mysterio trying to emulate Shawn's colours at WM?

San Diego Chargers, isn't it? Help me Americans, I don't know.

 

[Remix]

I wish that they's slipped an IC title match onto the card. It would mean Taker has less time to worsen his injuries and the crowd would see sometihng worth watching before the WHC match.

 

[The Doctor]

No, you and a few other people who are giant marks for the Diva's division seemed to have enjoyed it. I don't know why, it was fucking drivel. But sure, five second matches and cake bathes, that's what I call a quality wrestling division.

Me? A diva mark? Dude, no. Just no. I routinely call them piss breaks and make no secret that I do not care about the divas division. This, however entertained me.
As for the cake bath, it's called karma. It worked as a story.

You're the one who's marking out over the most trivial shit man, how am I being an idiot? Because I didn't like that fucking abortion of a match? No, not even that, that wasn't even a wrestling match.

It's easy to be negative when you're watching an incredibly mediocre show, as I am.

I'm not calling you an idiot for disliking the match. I'm calling you an idiot for telling me not to enjoy myself. I enjoy what I want to enjoy, thank you, and if I feel like marking out over trivial shit, then goddammit I will mark out over trivial shit!!

 

[Turd Ferguson]

I too, give a shit about the Divas Division and think it's worth arguing about for pages.

 

[TLC]

I would say that Batista does a run in but he would probably injure himself on the way to the ring.


Damn. Good throw.

 

[Lt 0reo]

So how long those the Rumble match go? I say around an hour.

 

[Phoenix]

The beginning of this match felt like watching Street Fighter 2

 

[FromTheSouth]

I hope Taker can carry Rey here.

 

[The Doctor]

Get to the Rumble.

Though this should be all right.

 

[Ambiguous Turd]

I have another infraction waiting to give out to someone. Who wants it?

Doc?

INDYjon?

GuyCompton?

Tastycles?

Any other smartmouths out there challenging Mod opinions around here?

 

[Remix]

The beginning of this match felt like watching Street Fighter 2

Hadouken!

 

[The Doctor]

Why does Striker insist on calling it the "World's Heavyweight Championship"?

 

[FromTheSouth]

Why is he wearing a Charger's cheerleader traveling jumpsuit?

 

[The Doctor]

LOL

 

[TLC]

This match needs to go another 15 minutes.

 

[Tastycles]

The Undertaker has overdone the guyliner tonight.