WWE Raw's Rumble Hangover on 2/1/10

[modest-genius]

Cena/Batista

Hart/McMahon?

 

[Theo Mays]

Hmm Batista (w/ Vinnie Mac) vs. Cena (w/ Hart) at WM??

I think so.

 

[Sean Valjean]

Oh god, please don't kill Bret, Batista

 

[INDYjon22]

Well at least it will get Batista some more heat.

 

[Turd Ferguson]

I can't believe Bret agreed to let Vince spit in his face.

 

[X]

This is so fucking stupid, it's actually baffling. I don't know HOW the WWE has done it, but somehow they have made Bret Hart being on Raw absolutely boring as fuck. What a massive fuck up this has been already. Now Batista's involved? Christ, could they fuck this up any more?

 

[Kanye South]

Hold on, they're letting fucking Botchtista fight Bret fucking Hart? The same guy whose wrestling career ended because of a damn kick to the head?

Vince, go kill yo self.

 

[Turd Ferguson]

Batista (With Vince) vs. Cena (With Bret) at Wrestlemania.

 

[INDYjon22]

This is so fucking stupid, it's actually baffling. I don't know HOW the WWE has done it, but somehow they have made Bret Hart being on Raw absolutely boring as fuck. What a massive fuck up this has been already. Now Batista's involved? Christ, could they fuck this up any more?

Hornswoggle? Divas with cake? I think it could be worse.

 

[krispix]

I don't know how I feel about that ending. I'm surprised Cena didn't come out for the save, but I guess WWE wanted to vilify Vince more. And the spit. UGH I don't like spit.

Overall, an enjoyable Raw (the parts I watched anyway).

 

[Ambiguous Turd]

Raw isn't really my show anymore, but I couldn't help but put in an appearance after the show was over.

Ok, WWE Universe Fans.

You keep telling me how I have to keep on waiting and waiting because the angle is building. And finally, I thought I was getting somewhere tonight.

And Bret finally attacks Vince.

And the best thing we can do is have Fucking Batista come down, who is completely irrelevant and hold Bret for 5 minutes while Vince makes funny faces and spits on Bret?

Absolutely fucking pathetic.

I absolutely can't wait to hear the excuses out of your mouths for this one ... what a clusterfuck of a return Vince has made this. There's The Audience of One at his very best, gentlemen.

 

[Vintage Nick]

For a moment, I actually thought Hart was actually having difficulty after Batista was done with him.

 

[krispix]

I wish WWE hadn't waited so damn long to follow up on Bret/McMahon, simply to have it culminate with fucking Batista. I don't want to watch Batista. I want Bret.

 

[X]

Good Raw, but how badly they've fucked up the Bret thing absolutely sucked all of the enjoyability of the first 2 hours of that show.

 

[Ambiguous Turd]

Batista (With Vince) vs. Cena (With Bret) at Wrestlemania.

That's awful.

Maybe Bret can't really work a match after all, and that is what they are setting up. Just terribly disappointing I think.

They could have done Cena vs Batista separately as a completely different program. They didn't need Hart and McMahon to make it work.

 

[Lt 0reo]

So is this going to be like the hair vs hair match at WM23 with Bret in Cena's corner vs Boretista with Vinnie in his corner. Please don't.

 

[krispix]

The more I think about where this Bret angle is going to go, and what could have been done, the more I become annoyed. I'm just going to enjoy my BU Hockey win...

 

[Kanye South]

Of course Bret can't work a match. Did you see his "beatdown" of Vince McMahon? I've seen pornos with more violence than that clusterfuck. Bret Hart couldn't work a match to save his mic skills. OOOOOOH BURN!!!!!!

 

[modest-genius]

That's awful.

Maybe Bret can't really work a match after all, and that is what they are setting up. Just terribly disappointing I think.

The dudes career ended because of a concussion. It's been obvious for me since this started he can't do a match. Thats why in the attack tonight Batista shielded his head and worked the body. They are not going to risk Bret Hart being killed on live TV.

If this was the end of Impact and Batista was replaced with Abyss, Bret Hart with JJ and Vince McMahon with Hulk Hogan and the exact same thing happened you would have nooooooooooooo issues about this angle. It would usual epic TNA TV blowing WWE out of the water as usual.

 

[Shazam!]

Raw isn't really my show anymore, but I couldn't help but put in an appearance after the show was over.

Ok, WWE Universe Fans.

You keep telling me how I have to keep on waiting and waiting because the angle is building. And finally, I thought I was getting somewhere tonight.

And Bret finally attacks Vince.

And the best thing we can do is have Fucking Batista come down, who is completely irrelevant and hold Bret for 5 minutes while Vince makes funny faces and spits on Bret?

Absolutely fucking pathetic.

I absolutely can't wait to hear the excuses out of your mouths for this one ... what a clusterfuck of a return Vince has made this. There's The Audience of One at his very best, gentlemen.

batista is irrelevant now because they haven't explained why he came out yet...it's a cliffhanger to get you to watch the next show....that IS what weekly shows are for.

holy fuck you are impatient.

 

[Razor]

Well, you guys will shit on anything, won't you?

Bret Hart, Mr. "I had a Stroke" can't wrestle a match. So wow, they throw Batista in there. And...wait for it...they'll have someone come out for the save next week to defend Bret Hart. You know, to set up a Batista/Whoever match for Wrestlemania.

If it's Cena, then okay? They haven't had a horrible match yet.

If it's anyone else, like Kofi, then good. They can use the push being in the corner of Bret Hart will provide.

This angle can very good. They've had literally the January 4th Raw and this Raw to even use Bret. If you're going to shit on an angle that is only 2 Raw's old (3 if you count Cena confronting Vince last week) then you're just getting your dick in a vice to troll for responses.

...Or, it can be shit. It's the magic of waiting for a angle to actually start. I know, crazy.

 

[It's...Baylariat!]

Bret can't work a match. I have no idea what they're going to do with this. Cena and Boretista seems the way to go. Which sucks.

 

[Ambiguous Turd]

Of course Bret can't work a match. Did you see his "beatdown" of Vince McMahon? I've seen pornos with more violence than that clusterfuck. Bret Hart couldn't work a match to save his mic skills. OOOOOOH BURN!!!!!!

I did see that and I stared on in disbelief at what I was seeing.

And this makes sense with his Lloyds of London Insurance Policy, as well.

The reports had to have been wrong about Hart working a match. Our expectations were that Bret would work a match against Vince, and from what I saw of him in the ring, he doesn't appear to be in the condition to do so.

Naturally, my expectations were that he was, going by reports of him and McMahon at Mania, but after what I saw tonight, Vince looks in ten times better shape than Hart is, despite Vince's age.

It is likely going to be Batista and Cena, like Guy said.

 

[Loveless]

Was anyone else concerned for a moment when it looked like the Batista bomb was coming? Logic disappeared for a moment and was replaced by "Hey Dave, you do know you can't do that, right?"

 

[Ambiguous Turd]

The dudes career ended because of a concussion. It's been obvious for me since this started he can't do a match. Thats why in the attack tonight Batista shielded his head and worked the body. They are not going to risk Bret Hart being killed on live TV.

If this was the end of Impact and Batista was replaced with Abyss, Bret Hart with JJ and Vince McMahon with Hulk Hogan and the exact same thing happened you would have nooooooooooooo issues about this angle. It would usual epic TNA TV blowing WWE out of the water as usual.

Don't give me that bullshit.

You were expecting Bret to work a match at Mania just like everyone else was.

Don't give me that "Oh, I knew all along Bret wasn't going to be wrestling" crap.

X, looks like you were wrong. Bret Hart is made of glass, afterall. We should have never believed the reports that came from Meltzer that discussed a potential match with Vince at Mania.