TNA iMPACT! LD for 04.14.11

[It's Damn Real!]

Same here. More guys should use MMA-style submissions as finishers, they'd go over really well.

Yup. Especially heels. Remember the "Samoan Submission Machine"? When that coquina clutch was locked in the crowd went nuts. All you'd hear were "TAP! TAP! TAP!" chants.

I'm actually disappointed with the lack of submission holds being used consistently in the company. Like you said, you wanna get a guy over and make him believably dominant? Make him make guys TAP!

 

[ABMorales787]

Pope looks like Kofi Kingston on steroids.

 

[ABMorales787]

Pope looks like Kofi Kingston on steroids.

 

[It's Damn Real!]

Morgan is over as hell in the impact zone.. he should be in the main event title scene.

Repped.

 

[It's Damn Real!]

Pope looks like Kofi Kingston on steroids.

Kofi Kingston... except bigger, and with a boatload more personality and talent.

 

[Mighty NorCal]

why does Sarita have two different boots on?

 

[mr.ready]

To the guy who said Morgan is over, they are piping in crowd noise.

 

[Pepe Silvia]

Sweet, my weed dealer is here. Impact is about to become infinitely more watchable.

jealous

 

[jmt225]

LOL! Now that was fucking funny.

 

[JJYanks121]

Kofi Kingston... except bigger, and with a boatload more personality and talent.

If that's true, I can't wait to see it. Care to let us know when he might show us personality and talent? I'll be sure to tune in that night!

 

[klunderbunker]

So we have a man in skin tight leather underwear trying to get away from a crazy man while a woman in a tiny dress with a ton of cleveage chases after them. Only in wrestling.

 

[Mighty NorCal]

wtf, Hogan has got to be soooooooooooooooooooooo fuuuucked up

 

[X]

Still about half an hour behind the live show...what the FUCK is Orlando Jordan wearing? He looks like a black Teletubby.

So glad they reunited the British Invasion. They weren't doing jackshit with Doug anyways. And of course as soon as I say that Orlando Jordan pins him clean. What the fuck man, are you serious? I'd like to have a word with whoever the fuck booked that match.

 

[Chrome]

Anyone notice the fan in the front booing Hogan as he came down .. all the while wearing Hogans shirt? hahaha!

 

[Chrome]

Repped.

Thanks

 

[Mac Attack]

So we have a man in skin tight leather underwear trying to get away from a crazy man while a woman in a tiny dress with a ton of cleveage chases after them. Only in wrestling.

More like TNA

 

[It's Damn Real!]

Still about half an hour behind the live show...what the FUCK is Orlando Jordan wearing? He looks like a black Teletubby.

So glad they reunited the British Invasion. They weren't doing jackshit with Doug anyways. And of course as soon as I say that Orlando Jordan pins him clean. What the fuck man, are you serious? I'd like to have a word with whoever the fuck booked that match.

 

[Chrome]

IT's SHOWTIME FOLKS!!!!

 

[Pepe Silvia]

Watching the opening promo right now. They should start keeping a meter in the corner of the screen to count every time Anderson says "asshole".

Holy shit that would be amazing, it'd be like the Dickisode from Aqua Teen

 

[ABMorales787]

Dammit, my streams lagging too much.

 

[X]

jealous

I'll print out a picture of you and paste it on my wall and blow hits from the gravity bong into your face. It'll be like you're right next to me.

Also, redhead Asian? Niiiice. Too bad Asian porn is so fucking weird, they've got some fine ass wimminz.

 

[It's Damn Real!]

If that's true, I can't wait to see it. Care to let us know when he might show us personality and talent? I'll be sure to tune in that night!

HA! I know you're not a fan of the guy, Yanks. I still think he's plenty entertaining if you just get past the fact he's not all that well-versed on the stick.

His character has miles more depth than Kingston's, IMO.

 

[It's Damn Real!]

Sting + microphone = instant fucking success.

 

[Vincent Michaels]

Sting just called Hulk Hogan a jabroni. Who does he think he is, The Iron Sheik?

 

[ABMorales787]

Sting's awesome.