The LD That Will Not Die

[Mr. PPV]

Alright TNA, here's the ball now don't drop it the first night.

 

[The Doctor]

I bet I can pop in for a few minutes and still be back on RAW's channel by the time Taker makes it to the ring.

Hogan!

 

[Super Crazy]

Kicking off the show with this match? They've obviously got something much, much larger planned. They have to.

 

[Ambiguous Turd]

I wonder if we are doing just an interview, or if this is the match, itself. They look ready to go.

 

[Platypus Palsy]

Are we opening with the tag match?

 

[klunderbunker]

Promo I'm betting. It better be.

 

[jmt225]

My God Dixie Carter is smokin' fucking hot.

 

[Mr. TM]

The opener is alright.

And so starts the Monday Night Rebellion.

 

[Sean Valjean]

Hello all.

Hope TNA doesn't screw this up.

 

[Super Crazy]

I just noticed. No flannel on Abyss. MTFO for that!!

 

[It's...Baylariat!]

You have two of the biggest marks for Hogan (NorCal) and for Flair (Lariat) in this LD tonight. WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!1


HOGAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[klunderbunker]

Is the mat darker or is that just me?

 

[Sean Valjean]

Abyss is looking more and more like Mankind each week.

 

[Ambiguous Turd]

There is just no comparison between the crowds at TNA and WWE.

 

[klunderbunker]

How many best friends has Hogan had over the years?

 

[klunderbunker]

There is just no comparison between the crowds at TNA and WWE.

I know these TNA crowds suck. You can't tell a damn thing with them around.

 

[Sean Valjean]

Obligatory Brooke Hogan shot.

 

[Super Crazy]

How many best friends has Hogan had over the years?

Hogan has a new friend every year or so in the business, until they screw him.

 

[Slyfox696]

TNA's opening promo interests me far more than Undertaker vs. HBK part 2.

 

[Ambiguous Turd]

Alright. Here we go. Main Event time right now.

 

[jmt225]

If they're really opening the show with the match.... absolutely tremendous booking, if you ask me.

 

[Super Crazy]

This is the first time I've seen AJ's robe. I'm loving it.

 

[Ambiguous Turd]

Smart move putting this on first.

 

[klunderbunker]

Ok.....I get the idea, but what the hell are they closing with?

 

[Kanye South]

Good gravy biscuits, AJ's new robe is quite horrendous.