The LD That Will Not Die

[Ambiguous Turd]

HULK HOGAN RETURNS TO THE RING TONIGHT!​

Seeing an opportunity to help Abyss out of the cowardly slump he's fallen in, Hulk Hogan makes his long awaited return to the ring tonight teaming with Abyss to take on the TNA World Heavyweight Champion AJ Styles and his adviser, the Dirtiest Player in the Game, Nature Boy Ric Flair.

ERIC BISCHOFF SEIZES CONTROL​

Although Bischoff appears to work underneath Hogan, he has effectively pushed both Mick Foley and Jeff Jarrett out of power. While threatening Foley with JB and Abyss' jobs, Foley has agreed to do Bischoff's bidding, but Jeff Jarrett isn't going down without a fight.

DIXIE CARTER

Will we find out where she stands in all of this?​

MR. ANDERSON has gotten the best of KURT ANGLE by defeating him at Against All Odds ... using ANGLE'S dog tags of a fallen soldier to bust him open. MR. ANDERSON mocked ANGLE again on iMPACT last week, but yet again laid him out for his troubles. Does MR. ANDERSON have ANGLE'S number?

The Beautiful People​

Last Thursday, Velvet Sky brutally took a studded belt to the back of Angelina Love, resulting in some nasty marks. Will Angelina get her revenge tonight, or will she get the Ugly Stick and be in for another dose of humiliation?

POPE will be doing some Pimpin' and a whole lot more tonight.

THE RUMORS ARE OUT THERE AND YOU CAN EXPECT SURPRISES GALORE TONIGHT!

DO NOT MISS HISTORY MADE WITH IMPACT'S MOVE TO MONDAY NIGHTS, STARTING TONIGHT!​

 

[Cena's Little Helper]

Folks, the time is now upon us. Join us tonight as the Lord of all that is Sidious leads discussion on TNA's historic move to Monday nights.

 

[Cena's Little Helper]

BOO!!! Merge my thread with this one (mine is hella witty).

 

[klunderbunker]

The name made me laugh.

 

[Ambiguous Turd]

Please close this. The official one is up.

 

[Turd Ferguson]

There's a hidden joke in the Raw LD OP.

 

[klunderbunker]

Fixed.

 

[Ambiguous Turd]

I would prefer to have the original title, please.

 

[klunderbunker]

This one is better.

 

[gd]

Wonder if we will see the same BP video package for the 100th time. Possibly Jeff Jarrett working as a street musician? Hopefully I'll be able to find out if Dixie Carter has a Twitter.

If you haven't noticed, I'm not too excited for this.

 

[klunderbunker]

I'll definitely watch the DVR of it and likely flip between channels. Probably record both for the sake of seeing what I missed.

 

[Shocky]

It Cant possibly be worse then last weeks episode...I think.

 

[gd]

Hogan didn't wrestle last week.

 

[gd]

New title. BOO!

Also, there's a tag match.

 

[trendkiller]

How long until the show starts? I'm not friendly with time zone conversion...

 

[gd]

About 4 and a half hours.

 

[trendkiller]

About 4 and a half hours.

Cheers, that's at 3am over here then.

Ye gods, I'm glad I don't have anything planned for tomorrow

 

[chainz]

Has anyone else noticed that when someone tries to put up an argument for wwe raw(zzzzzzz) that they make absolutely no sense. There just afraid of competition, maybe they have joined the Vince Mcmahon kiss my ass club. And oh yeah somebody should tell these people that well tonight will be just another VINTAGE predictable monday night raw bore fest!!!!!

TNA CROSS THE LINE!!!!!

 

[TLC]

Its a shame they don't show TNA live over here. I would probably watch it.

 

[gd]

Has anyone else noticed that when someone tries to put up an argument for wwe raw(zzzzzzz) that they make absolutely no sense. There just afraid of competition, maybe they have joined the Vince Mcmahon kiss my ass club. And oh yeah somebody should tell these people that well tonight will be just another VINTAGE predictable monday night raw bore fest!!!!!

TNA CROSS THE LINE!!!!!

Have you watched wrestling at all during the past month?

 

[Mr. TM]

I believe I will actually be here for TNA.

 

[SavageTaker]

I haven't watched all of TNA the past two weeks (just some parts) but I'll be watching tonight and flipping to Raw when there's something I don't want to see in TNA. I will not be here in the LD though.

I also feel that they made a stupid decision to go on at 9-11. They should have taken the 8-10 time slot. I'm probably not the first one to say that though so whatever.

 

[Gelgarin]

I'll be watching; I'll wait to see who shows up before I decide if I'm LDing tonight.

 

[Coco]

Has anyone else noticed that when someone tries to put up an argument for wwe raw(zzzzzzz) that they make absolutely no sense. There just afraid of competition, maybe they have joined the Vince Mcmahon kiss my ass club. And oh yeah somebody should tell these people that well tonight will be just another VINTAGE predictable monday night raw bore fest!!!!!

TNA CROSS THE LINE!!!!!

Is Sid's new policy as TNA mod to offer free lobotomies to every thousandth customer? Really now.

So Abyss is powered by Hulkamania and AJ Styles is a dirty player. Revolutionary. There's no stopping TNA once they find someone to fit into that Undertaker shaped cookie cutter.

Anyway, Rob Van Dam can make everything okay for five minutes.

 

[Coco]

I also feel that they made a stupid decision to go on at 9-11. They should have taken the 8-10 time slot. I'm probably not the first one to say that though so whatever.

"The rush of battle is a potent and often lethal addiction, for war is a drug." - Eric Bischoff?