Raw LD Performs Illusions. Tricks Are Something ****es Do For Money or Cocaine (3/8)

[The Doctor]

Taker!

MAssive HBK chants.

 

[Turd Ferguson]

Taker talking slowly: The lesser of two evils

 

[The Doctor]

KLUNDERBUNKER!!!!!!

SHANGO!!!!!!!

 

[klunderbunker]

Might as well open with the best.

 

[Papa Shango]

Obvious pro-RAW crowd. On SD!, I'm sure Taker will get more cheers.

 

[Papa Shango]

DIBIASE!!!!!!

 

[Turd Ferguson]

Why is Taker playing the heel in this?

 

[Bernkastel]

1st time? Undertaker showed fear when Kane debuted

 

[Bernkastel]

Why is Taker playing the heel in this?

HBK seems like the heel to me

 

[The Doctor]

NO DQ! NO DQ! NO DQ!

 

[Papa Shango]

C'mon, no DQ!!!

 

[The Doctor]

DIBIASE!!!!!!

AWWWWWWESOMEEEEE!!!!

 

[Turd Ferguson]

I hope they don't have to stop Taker/HBK for BLOOD!

 

[klunderbunker]

Ok, ENOUGH TALKING!

 

[Turd Ferguson]

Holy fuck, I've never seen Taker show this much emotion in a promo.

 

[Vintage Nick]

1st time? Undertaker showed fear when Kane debuted

It was more like surprise.

 

[Papa Shango]

YESSSS!!!!

 

[Turd Ferguson]

Ok, ENOUGH TALKING!

This is an awesome promo.

 

[Serious Mozzarella]

What, that's it?

 

[BooCocky]

I thought that was a solid opening...

 

[Slyfox696]

Are they STILL talking to each other? Seriously, what was the point of this? TNA has already put the two biggest names in American wrestling history against each other in a match, had a major swerve, and announced their main-event...and these two 40+ year old men are jabbering like a bunch of junior high blowhards.

Boooooring.

 

[klunderbunker]

Nice. Ok that does help a bit.

 

[The Doctor]

I'm interested in Orton's tweener turn.

 

[Kanye South]

Orton's Mania match is the only thing that even has me remotely interested in Raw tonight.

OK, you got me, I want to see Chavo, Horny, and Santino interact with Criss Angel.

 

[Turd Ferguson]

Wait. The Hogan/Flair tag match lasted THREE MINUTES?!