Raw LD Performs Illusions. Tricks Are Something ****es Do For Money or Cocaine (3/8)

[klunderbunker]

Impact has been good, but they're getting dangerously close to 1/4 again.

DAMN Mania looks fucking stacked.

 

[FromTheSouth]

Cena vs. batista. That still looks awesome.

MTFO. Insult them all you want, but that match will look the most like a real fight of anything on the card. No flippys there, just brutality. I hope they allow blood in that match.

 

[Sparky]

wait... HHH vs Sheamus? But neither of them have the belt...

 

[Turd Ferguson]

I had that thought also, but why would he do that???

He COULD face Drew McIntire for the IC Championship.

That's a real interesting thought.

I HATE playing fantasy booker, but maybe he'll beat The Miz for the US Title thanks to Daniel Bryan's help, and they'll have a Bragging Rights match between the IC/US Champions.

 

[FromTheSouth]

Impact has been good, but they're getting dangerously close to 1/4 again.

DAMN Mania looks fucking stacked.

I love you DVR.

 

[Sparky]

not too sure about that match...

 

[FromTheSouth]

wait... HHH vs Sheamus? But neither of them have the belt...

Sparky, I am going to need you to calm down. I know that it is kind of shocking that there is Wrestlemania where HHH is not fighting for the titke.

You need to do a couple of things. First, remember Wrestlemania V. HHH wasn't even on the card. It has happened a few times. Secondly, understand that HHH might lose a match at Mania. That has happened before too. It is important to remember that the world will not stop spinning.

I am here for you if there is anything else you need.

 

[Lee]

Sparky, I am going to need you to calm down. I know that it is kind of shocking that there is Wrestlemania where HHH is not fighting for the titke.

You need to do a couple of things. First, remember Wrestlemania V. HHH wasn't even on the card. It has happened a few times. Secondly, understand that HHH might lose a match at Mania. That has happened before too. It is important to remember that the world will not stop spinning.

I am here for you if there is anything else you need.

I'm sure trips loses more than he wins at mania.

 

[klunderbunker]

So how many times has Becca watched that already?

 

[klunderbunker]

BRET AND AUSTIN IN THE SAME THING!

 

[Papa Shango]

In return, they never beat him again afterward.

I like Triple H, but off the top of my head, the only one who's never had to "return the favor" is Batista.

 

[Little Jerry Lawler]

Not another HHH/Orton match. At least have HHH face Batista.

 

[Sparky]

Wait... austin will be the Guest referee between Mcmahon and hart. I'm calling it now.

 

[FromTheSouth]

How can you be anything of the century in 2010?

I not proclaim myself poster of the century.

 

[Turd Ferguson]

I will totally mark out if Austin beats up Cole again.

And Bret is SO going to fake being hurt after the contract is signed.

 

[Tyrath]

Holy shit his voice is annoying when screaming like that.

 

[The Doctor]

Criss angel has a good stage presence.

 

[klunderbunker]

Not bad so far. Not bad at all. I think Impact has been better, but that's a one off thing I'd think.

 

[FromTheSouth]

Damn, Cena got a huge pop there.

 

[Turd Ferguson]

At least Criss Angel seems pretty psyched to be there.

 

[klunderbunker]

Not really knowlegable about wrestling, but he was pumped for it.

 

[FromTheSouth]

Not bad so far. Not bad at all. I think Impact has been better, but that's a one off thing I'd think.

Wait till X sees this. You said something good about TNA.

 

[Turd Ferguson]

Not bad so far. Not bad at all. I think Impact has been better, but that's a one off thing I'd think.

The question is, can they keep it up?

My response? "TNA."

 

[klunderbunker]

DAMN Angel isn't bad at all at this.

 

[FromTheSouth]

Why do I have a big match feeling?

And, by the way, if Impact has been better, I am fucking excited to watch it.