Raw LD 9/5/2016: The Kevin Owens Show (Featuring HHH)

[Sean Valjean]

Last week Kevin Owens overcame all odds. He survived Big Cass. He outlasted Roman Reigns. He bested Seth Rollins. With his long-time mentor Triple H cheering him on at ringside, KO scratched and clawed his way to the top of the mountain to become the new WWE Universal Champion. Tonight, Kevin kicks off the era of the Prizefighter with a CELEBRATION (bitches).

Roman Reigns and Seth Rollins are having trouble accepting that Kevin Owens was the better wrestler last week. How will they regroup? Which of these former Shield brethren gets first crack at KO's firehouse red title?

Triple H should be in the house. How do you think he feels about Owens' courageous victory?

The WWE Universe can't get enough of Cesaro and Sheamus. Thankfully, our unquenchable thirst for this exciting rivalry will be placated when they square in match number...I've legitimately forgotten the number. Three? That sounds right. We'll go with that. Match THREE of their best of seven series. Ah that's right, Sheamus is 2-0.

 

[George Steele's Barber]

Funny thread title. Nice.

 

[J-Dogg]

Eager for the show

 

[Navi]

Bummer I'm only going to be able to watch the first two hours, I have to go into work tonight because of inventory. Damm of all nights they pick this one.

 

[J-Dogg]

WWE knows how to do real good video packages

 

[L@RISANO]

I hope the thread title proves true, but I fear: The HHH Show(ft. KO).

 

[enviousdominous]

I'll be really mad if there are no balloons.

 

[enviousdominous]

Mick must have gone through a lot of Just For Men to get the gray out of that beard.

 

[L@RISANO]

awww.... tho thweet...

 

[J-Dogg]

Dignity and Stephanie aren't really a good combination

 

[Bagpipes]

That was very... child predator-y

 

[BestSportsEntertainer]

That was a terrible promo from Stephanie. I muted the TV.

 

[L@RISANO]

So should we start the official countdown for the umpteenth Authority return?

 

[J-Dogg]

There is balloons yes

 

[Navi]

That was very... child predator-y

I got the feeling like he was a dad talking to a child who just broke curfew.

 

[J-Dogg]

He's got a suit and all

 

[Deoxyribonucleic A.C.I.D.]

Owen's titantron looks amazing

 

[J-Dogg]

He looks the damn part

 

[BaconBits]

Whats up farthuffers. I'm hammered, I miss anything good?

 

[Navi]

That was a terrible promo from Stephanie. I muted the TV.

Then how did you know it was terrible? Just asking, cause if you didn't hear it and all.

 

[enviousdominous]

Kevin looks kind of like Walter Sobchak from Big Lebowski.

 

[enviousdominous]

Whats up farthuffers. I'm hammered, I miss anything good?

Mick and Stephanie almost started making out earlier, they had a "Days of our Lives" moment.

 

[Bagpipes]

Wonder if this is another "This is your life" segment. I'd mark out if Steve Corino, El Generico and Jim Cornette showed up.

 

[J-Dogg]

Classic heeling

 

[BaconBits]

Mick and Stephanie almost started making out earlier, they had a "Days of our Lives" moment.

That sounds shitty.