RAW LD 1/18/2016 - Highlight Massacre

[BringThePain834]

It's MLK day! Let's get all the black guys together and make sure they are on television!

 

[Reflection]

These three would make a pretty good Nation of Domination...

... never mind.

 

[Hyorinmaru]

The suit hasn't reduced Kofi's athleticism, it seems.

Btw, why don't The Usos use Twin Magic?

Probably because the ref would know who is who due to the face paint being on the opposite side of the face

 

[Reflection]

They'd need to change their paint to match the same side.

If the referees can totally ignore the sudden change in breast size, I don't think they would notice the face paint mismatch either.

 

[George Steele's Barber]

It didnt even take me an hour of starting to watch this shit to end up surfing the internet

Admitting your porn addiction is the first step.

 

[Lee]

Neville should have suggested a team name of black and white army.

 

[BaconBits]

You know what's been fantastic about this show?

 

[BringThePain834]

Nothing.

 

[George Steele's Barber]

I thought the Usos did the illegal man thing back when they were heels.

 

[BaconBits]

Nothing.

You're in fucking Hawaii. No wrestling show is going to top that.

 

[L@RISANO]

You know what's been fantastic about this show?

no ziggler?

 

[Bernkastel]

no ziggler?

Isn't he on right now?

 

[BaconBits]

no ziggler?

Indeed. The shit quotient is down rather significantly.

 

[Jane]

This new commentator is refreshing in that he seems to actually know what he's talking about and isn't just a meme sprouting catchphrases like Cole and JBL, but his voice makes him seem like a Youtube LPer or something. He just doesn't seem very... professional.

 

[L@RISANO]

Isn't he on right now?

nope...

 

[Reflection]

botch botch botch botch botch

 

[Bernkastel]

nope...

Oh yeah, it's Tyler Breeze. I can't tell the two of them apart worth shit.

 

[shafe_41]

And Whitey gets the win for the team on MLK day.

 

[Lee]

Neville Neville Black and White Army! - For all those Newcastle fans out there.

 

[BringThePain834]

I can't believe this is a go-home show. Are they saving all the good stuff for SmackDown?

 

[Bernkastel]

Let me guess. The end scene is going to be this...

Spoiler

But with both men standing over Jericho's unconscious body.

 

[rbv13]

no ziggler?

Place of birth and where he grew up is two hours away and he can't make the bright lights of Raw. Hopefully for him that Super Stars pop was awesome.

 

[Jane]

Tyler Breeze push is going great

 

[Mighty NorCal]

MAN it sure is a good thing that

They brought Tyler Breeze up

And


They made a fresh, hot new match for RR, New Day Vs The Usos

 

[George Steele's Barber]

Let me guess. The end scene is going to be this...

Spoiler

.

And that was the moment I knew I was not going to watch Mania live.