RAW LD 1/18/2016 - Highlight Massacre

[ShinChan]

Becky is Xatu.

 

[Mighty NorCal]

Wow.

What's with all this....effort? Put into a ppv???

 

[Navi]

Kevin Owens looked like he was sleeping there.

 

[klunderbunker]

I really could go without these fifteen minutes matches that exist for no other reason than to fill in fifteen minutes.

 

[George Steele's Barber]

Love the statues/colosseum work showing the scheduled matches... nice touch.

I think they overemphasize the crotches of McMahon's favorite.

 

[shafe_41]

That's an Irish accent you racist

Sheamus doesn't sound like a deaf slow person.

 

[George Steele's Barber]

I really could go without these fifteen minutes matches that exist for no other reason than to fill in fifteen minutes.

You can't go from the stop watch guy who wants more wrestling to the stop watch guy who wants more meaningful wrestling.

 

[rbv13]

How many weeks has KO blindsided Ambrose? If I'm Ambrose and I'm so crazy I say screw any match and just start whooping fat boys ass.

 

[Good Golly It's Ollie]

This is arguably the worst pre-Rumble match card of all time.

I think it looks pretty good myself. There have been shows where Hardcore Holly competed for the title for goshdarn sakes.

Shit. They all sound like that?

Phonetically speaking, the Irish accents are not that far removed from American ones.

 

[klunderbunker]

You can't go from the stop watch guy who wants more wrestling to the stop watch guy who wants more meaningful wrestling.

I don't mind wrestling. I mind mostly uninteresting wrestling.

 

[shafe_41]

I think it looks pretty good myself. There have been shows where Hardcore Holly competed for the title for goshdarn sakes.

I guess it looks bad in a vacuum due to lack of star power. I just don't care about Kalisto. I can't even remember the last women's match to be on the Rumble. Owens/Ambrose should be good. A nice violent gimmick match can easily replace the WWE Title match.

 

[Hyorinmaru]

Shit. They all sound like that?

The only 2 I can go by are Becky & Sheamus.

So yes.

 

[Slash-LN]

How many weeks has KO blindsided Ambrose? If I'm Ambrose and I'm so crazy I say screw any match and just start whooping fat boys ass.

Or at least knock his Diet Pepsi over.

 

[George Steele's Barber]

I don't mind wrestling. I mind mostly uninteresting wrestling.

I'm folding laundry right now. It helps the time pass.

 

[Lee]

I guess it looks bad in a vacuum due to lack of star power. I just don't care about Kalisto. I can't even remember the last women's match to be on the Rumble. Owens/Ambrose should be good. A nice violent gimmick match can easily replace the WWE Title match.

Last year.

 

[Slash-LN]

I really could go without these fifteen minutes matches that exist for no other reason than to fill in fifteen minutes.

Let's fill the time with recaps and Stephanie McMahon instead!

 

[Hyorinmaru]

Sheamus doesn't sound like a deaf slow person.

2 things

1) yeah he does

2) he's been in America longer than Becky

 

[Navi]

Is anyone else struggling to stay awake for the end of this show.

 

[Lee]

2 things

1) yeah he does

2) he's been in America longer than Becky

Then you're racist.

 

[rbv13]

I guess it looks bad in a vacuum due to lack of star power. I just don't care about Kalisto.

I've been growing as a Kalisto supporter. Always exciting to have a bit of flash. Unfortunately the recent booking has caused me, and I feel other fans, to lose all interest in the US title program. Going over ADR was great. Then it get erased by Smackdown. Now the thrill of an upset is gone and I no longer givea shit.

 

[shafe_41]

Last year.

Well I'll be the cat's ass.

 

[BaconBits]

Is anyone else struggling to stay awake for the end of this show.

I'm laying on the couch, and wifey is getting ready to go to bed. I'm considering doing the same.

 

[Reflection]

You're welcome, Cole.
"Thank you come again."

 

[Bernkastel]

Someone get this man a new trombone. Oh, the humanity!

 

[shafe_41]

If New Day comes out with a new instrument... I'll mark.