F-5MONSTER
Dark Match Winner
Im surprised at the lack of morals at you guys man.I dont want to cheat on them their both really nice girls.I just wish i had a reasonable solution for this 
OKAY I NEED SOME MAJOR GIRL ADVICE
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Monkey_Mania
I Am The One Who Knocks
Straight up. Im not joking. Kill them both, and then have sex with their corpse. They wont be mad at each other, and you will have got your dick wet. I see it as a win-win.
F-5MONSTER
Dark Match Winner
True im very cheap lets see how this study date goes on saturday.
Monkey_Mania
I Am The One Who Knocks
See, if you kill them, its still a win-win, because you wouldnt have to buy them shit.
Necrophilia for the win, eh Monkey?
Oh and F-5MONSTER, I think everyone forgot you were in high school or thinks that kids your age should be banging anything in sight.
Monkey_Mania
I Am The One Who Knocks
Oh hell yeah, Necrophilia is great stuff. I like a woman whos willing to try almost anything, with a dead girl you dont even have to ask permission first. Its AWESOME!!
F-5MONSTER
Dark Match Winner
This has gone to a friendly conversation about which girl to date to which one i should bang this is chaos man.
When the fuck did the Bar Room become the Love Hotline?
Want my advice kid? Ignore both of them, and then their jealousy will get to be so great over each other you can then pressure them into a threesome with you, with each girl trying to outdo the other.
Or, better yet, just ignore them and realize that you're a freshman in high school, and worrying over a girl is just a waste of your time since the chances of you ending up with either of them permanently are below 1%.
Want my advice kid? Ignore both of them, and then their jealousy will get to be so great over each other you can then pressure them into a threesome with you, with each girl trying to outdo the other.
Or, better yet, just ignore them and realize that you're a freshman in high school, and worrying over a girl is just a waste of your time since the chances of you ending up with either of them permanently are below 1%.
Monkey_Mania
I Am The One Who Knocks
Hey F-5cuddlebug. Listen to my advice. God damnit. Its not that hard, but you're dick will be while you're pounding some dead girl vag!
F-5MONSTER
Dark Match Winner
Okay screw im sick of this im choosing bitch but brains i personaly feel shes hotter and smarter so im done.
Monkey_Mania
I Am The One Who Knocks
Is he fucking ******ed?
Monkey_Mania
I Am The One Who Knocks
F-5MonsterMash
Speak for yourself.
and how many other people who dated in high school are still going strong now?
Yes, there are the occassional relationships made in highschool that last, but they happen so rarely that you can say never and not be far off the mark.
and consideringt this guy chose his girlfriend because she's prettier and smarter than another girl, it's a safe bet that it wont last till the end of the month.
Yes, there are the occassional relationships made in highschool that last, but they happen so rarely that you can say never and not be far off the mark.
and consideringt this guy chose his girlfriend because she's prettier and smarter than another girl, it's a safe bet that it wont last till the end of the month.
lordslix0129
Got Root?
How the hell does this question qualify for "major" girl advice? Personally, I'd go for the more intelligent chick, doesn't have to be a nerd but I rarely find anything in common with sports girls.
Mustang Sally
Sells seashells by the seashore
True, but when you're that young, it's the journey that counts......not the destination.
The crushes we had in high school are as strong as any feelings we have later on....... and the problem is that we're too young to know how to handle 'em.
Give this kid a break. I like him.
