I am voting Razor even if he comes to Scotland to molest my mother.
I love the guy that much.
I
am going to Scotland next summer for Study Abroad. I'm totally sexing up your mother just for that.
Razor's alright too. Although, I enjoyed him alot more before he made his recent return.
If you're basing it around my most recent late night rendezvous in the Cage, that was me half asleep and bored. If you're basing it on my Cigar Lounge stuff, I have gone more center with my political views. It's true. There's no need to be polarized when FromtheSouth isn't there to call me a flaming hippy.
Why vote for someone like Numbers or Thriller who we know are going to bow out to Razor or Tenta later on, when you could vote for me? You might actually get a laugh out of this that way.
I mean, this guy can come up with some of the most hilarious shit.
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Think about it guys. We can vote for as many as we want in this battle royal. Anyone thinking "Uhhh....Razor or Tenta?" need never fret. You can vote for both of us! And MRC, if he floats your boat. Just remember. Behind that Dwayne Johnson head lurks an awkward baby penis. Ever buy Nevermind by Nirvana and feel awkward when you look at the cover and see that weird baby penis? Yeah. It's lurking.
Right there.
I direct all queries to D-Man's post about me giving the Cigar Lounge a, and I quote, "squirting orgasm." That's damn good, I'd say.
Besides, you should honor FromtheSouth's legacy through helping me begin my own. All those months of arguing with me over what exactly the 2nd Amendment details us as rights would be for not if you don't vote for me here.
Think of FromtheSouth. The lovable Conservative, Jewish Texan. Think of him. And the children. Always the children.
EDIT: Go post in my two new Cigar Lounge threads that I should have posted yesterday. They'll be up at 6pm. DO IT.
