Motaste Junk - Stop your brain thinking for 168 seconds

[Lee]

Odds that high? He's fucking shit.

In HMV they had your shoe socks as well as a blue pair and a pair of socks that looked like socks and sandles.

 

[Uncle Sam]

I'm going to HMV.

 

[Lee]

I actually was going to text you it but then I realised my battery had died.

 

[Tastycles]

Odds that high? He's fucking shit.

Garcia, an unbeaten world champion, was 5-1 - so despite knowing little about boxing, I thought serial bottler Amir Khan would probably do it again. I don't have any money though (old landlady owes me £500!), so I could only put £2 on it.

In HMV they had your shoe socks as well as a blue pair and a pair of socks that looked like socks and sandles.

That's good. Mine are bloodstained and falling apart.

 

[Lee]

£6 for a pair of socks is pretty pricey.

 

[Tastycles]

Not when they look like shoes.

 

[Lee]

True.

 

[Uncle Sam]

I'm sorry.

 

[Tastycles]

I go out on Friday night, and I come back on Saturday morning.

 

[The Talon]

Sounds like a good time to me.

 

[Барбоса]

I go out on Friday night, and I come back on Saturday morning.

Sounds like a good time to me.

Not necessarily. I went out on Saturday night and was home on Sunday morning. 1am to be exact

 

[Tastycles]

I've just got home.

 

[Tastycles]

German Girl: There's so many London things I've never done
Tastycles: Have you ever been in a black cab?
German Girl: No
Tastycles: Do you want to get one back to my house?

 

[Lee]

Did it work?

 

[Tastycles]

"One night of love, nothing more nothing less
One night of love and now my bed's in a mess"

 

[Lee]

That's a no.

 

[Tastycles]

Unbelievably no, it actually worked. Then this morning we were playing Mario Kart when my flatmate came home.

 

[Lee]

Wahey, good stuff.

 

[Tastycles]

Indeed.

 

[Lee]

Also I went to that pub we went to tonight.

 

[Tastycles]

Did someone get a drink thrown over them?

 

[Lee]

No, though there was a girl who looked like Florence and the machine.

 

[Tastycles]

I went out with my friend tonight, who has died her hair, so now also looks like Florence and the Machine.

 

[Lee]

Small world, give her my number.

 

[Tastycles]

Arrivederci



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