Fuck IC25... I'm running my own mentor/mentee program.

[D-Man]

I'm nowhere near the poster that IC25 is.
I'm nowhere near as intelligent as IC25.
I've never been admin.
I can't think of thread ideas like IC25.
I don't make my own t-shirts.
I don't have IC25's clout on this forum.

However, I have these accolades:

1. I was the 2009 rookie of the year.
2. I was the 2009 mentee of the year.
3. I was the 2009 Debate League champion.
4. I'm a better-than-average thread starter.
5. I broke into G-Mod and was up for consideration to be IC25's replacement for admin.
6. I can sing.
7. I'm a cool guy.
8. My left arm is slightly longer than my right.
9. I have a cool and freaky avatar.

If this fits your liking, please apply here to be mentored by me in 2011.

 

[Ferbian]

*Cue for J-Dogg*

 

[IrishCanadian25]

You also can't drink as much as I can.

You're freaking awesome. Is #8 true, or were you channeling your inner Shooter McGavin?

 

[Uncle Sam]

Man D-Man, you are so 2009.

 

[D-Man]

*Cue for J-Dogg*

Ewww

You also can't drink as much as I can.

I call bullshit on this one. I just had a bad night at Franklin Steakhouse.

You're freaking awesome. Is #8 true, or were you channeling your inner Shooter McGavin?

Thanks bro, and yes... Shooter all the way.

"I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast."
"You eat pieces of shit for breakfast??"
"...No...."

Man D-Man, you are so 2009.

This is true. But I want to keep the memories alive.

 

[HBK-aholic]

Mentor me.

 

[Hyorinmaru]

How about me?

 

[One Punch Doug Crashin]

Mentor me.

You don't need a "mentor".

 

[Coco]

I was the 2009 rookie of the year.

No you weren't.

 

[D-Man]

Mentor me.

I'll mentor the shit outta you.

No you weren't.

Denial will get you nowhere.

 

[.]

Mentor me?

 

[HBK-aholic]

You don't need a "mentor".

Oh I do. I need a Mentor to teach me everything he knows.

I'll mentor the shit outta you.



Denial will get you nowhere.

See, D-man is perfect

 

[One Punch Doug Crashin]

Oh I do. I need a Mentor to teach me everything he knows.



See, D-man is perfect

 

[D-Man]

Mentor me?

I'll consider it. Why should I?

Oh I do. I need a Mentor to teach me everything he knows.

that might take a while, my dear

 

[HBK-aholic]

I'll consider it. Why should I?



that might take a while, my dear

I have time

 

[IrishCanadian25]

I have time

You probably already know what he knows, and more.

And BTW, the stack of magazines on the back of his toilet are for the articles.

 

[Via Armbar]

And BTW, the stack of magazines on the back of his toilet are for the articles.

And for clean up when a spare sock isn't present.

 

[Hulk Hogan's Brother]

I'll just beg in front of everyone till someone accepts me.

Mentor me?

 

[D-Man]

I have time

Then I have the discipline.

You probably already know what he knows, and more.

Lulz.

And BTW, the stack of magazines on the back of his toilet are for the articles.

PS - I cleaned them up. Only 10 Maxims now remain. Oh, and the last issue of FHM.

And for clean up when a spare sock isn't present.

Touche', my friend.

I'll just beg in front of everyone till someone accepts me.

Mentor me?

Not without good reasoning.

 

[FunKay the Inevitable]

What is your mentoring style like?

 

[D-Man]

What is your mentoring style like?

I'd say it would be similar to winning a million dollars, having Joanna Krupa as your mistress, and being a world-famous rock star.

In other words, the best.

 

[Serious Mozzarella]

"I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast."
"You eat pieces of shit for breakfast??"
"...No...."

Just stay out of my way.
Or you'll pay.
LISTEN to what I say.

 

[D-Man]

Just stay out of my way.
Or you'll pay.
LISTEN to what I say.

I can make things out of clay. Maybe we could swim by the bay or eat some hay. I just may.

 

[The People's Peep]

I'd say it would be similar to winning a million dollars, having Joanna Krupa as your mistress, and being a world-famous rock star.

In other words, the best.

Ooh, sounds nice. Can I be your mentee?

 

[ABMorales787]

I hear they train posters here. Not sure how, but that's what I heard.