Fuck IC25... I'm running my own mentor/mentee program.

[D-Man]

I hear they train posters here. Not sure how, but that's what I heard.

This is a large part of what we do as mentors. Basically, we make you better in every way. We guide you in the ways that we were guided by ones before us. It's like passing on the Jedi skills without turning you into an Anakin Skywalker.

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And to everyone applying, YOU need to tell ME why YOU want to be my mentee.

 

[FunKay the Inevitable]

Do you have shortlist in mind D-Man?

 

[ABMorales787]

And to everyone applying, YOU need to tell ME why YOU want to be my mentee.

Because I AM a lost sheep in need of guidance. I AM one step too far from greatness. I AM in need of direction. I AM lost and think left means right and right means forward. And maybe we could win the mentor/mentee award next year.

 

[Hyorinmaru]

Because I've been here over 3 years and suck in many ways.

Only you can help me achieve greatness.

 

[The People's Peep]

And to everyone applying, YOU need to tell ME why YOU want to be my mentee.

Because I'm always looking to get better. I want to be a poster who's posts people not only stop to read, but they look for.

 

[Lee]

I have three mentees on the current mod team.

True story

 

[Coco]

Denial will get you nowhere.

But it sure does a good job getting people believe you're the 2009 rookie of the year.

 

[Hyorinmaru]

What happened to nice Coco?

 

[Coco]

Nice Coco still feels the sweet sting of injustice.

 

[Hyorinmaru]

Nice Coco would let the past stay in the past and strive for the future.

 

[Coco]

You're right. The future.

See you in the Lottery, meatball.

 

[Hyorinmaru]

There we go.

 

[.]

I'll consider it. Why should I?

I........... like............ porn?

 

[gd]

Honest Coco is must more entertaining than Nice Coco.

 

[Hawkeye]

I love tits and I'm willing to learn. Teach me everything.

 

[klunderbunker]

Well if you insist. I'll be your mentor D-Man.

 

[Thriller Ant]

I guess I can let you go through with this as long as it doesn't interfere with our bromance

 

[Lee]

Phoenix was never the better half of second coming, you came in your own after the split.

 

[Pay Per Ghost]

Mentor me.

He said mentee not manatee.



...I'm sorry Becca, just wanted to be cool in front of the cool kids, I'll go away...

 

[Tiger Chaos Theory]

My left leg is slightly longer than my right So I know how you feel.

 

[Chardee Macdennis]

Not looking for a Mentor and certainly NOT trying to suck Mod Cock, BUT you seem like one cool mufucker D-Man.

 

[TSG]

Maybe I should try and apply.

So why should I be your mentee? I have potential. I am a decent poster, and I have a good attitude. I decently like, and could be the next great poster on these forums. I just seemingly having trouble to get momentum behind my posting. I am good, but could be great, and your mentoring of me is what could put me over the top.

 

[Mr. Steve]

Because I AM a lost sheep in need of guidance. I AM one step too far from greatness. I AM in need of direction. I AM lost and think left means right and right means forward. And maybe we could win the mentor/mentee award next year.

That makes you stupid, bro.

Why do I want to be D-Man's Mentee? I'm not stupid.

 

[red ass skull muhfukkah]

I'd like to be your mentee.

I feel I'm a pretty good poster. I generally use proper grammar and spelling, I post in almost every section, I watch all forms of wrestling and am not subjective to one promotion or style, and I feel I make good points at times. Also I tend to mind my own business and haven't had any problems with any other posters yet.

My problems:
I lack a strong post count because if someone already made the points I was going to; I feel it's unnecessary to post on that particular thread.

I've been here for 10 months and I still feel like I'm unknown on these forums.

My posts are of average to above average quality but not ones that people look forward to reading like you, KB, Jackhammer, Mitch Hennessy etc.

Basically I'm a European Champion who has most of the intangibles but is waiting for a push to breakthrough into the upper card.

 

[LitasRevenge79]

D-Man...PLEASE be my mentor!!