Motaste Junk - Stop your brain thinking for 168 seconds

[Lee]

I believe it's spelled Sarfend.

 

[Uncle Sam]

I also went through Charlton, which looked charming at 25 miles per hour.

Yeah, it's when the place comes into focus that the problems start.

 

[Tastycles]

Went to a part last night. Woke up this morning in my friends living room. No idea how I got there, but one thing I do remember is Donny Tourette giving me his phone number.

 

[Lee]

Bloody hell Donny Tourette. I didn't realise he was still relevant.

 

[Uncle Sam]

Oh for fuck's sake, this is just getting silly.

 

[Dan Severn's Moustache]

and a sighting of a moderately famous 90's rock band member.

Very close, just the wrong timing.

 

[Tastycles]

He was alright actually, he just happened to be at the party. I went to the off licence with him, and he does get a lot of people coming up to him in the street.

 

[Lee]

To be fair I'd not recognise him if I saw him.

 

[Uncle Sam]

You're perhaps the only other person that would find this hilarious:

...

 

[Lee]

Yet the Geordie is the champ!

 

[Tastycles]

Went to a part last night. Woke up this morning in my friends living room. No idea how I got there, but one thing I do remember is Donny Tourette giving me his phone number.

I still have no idea, but apparently I cracked their sink.

#amIsamindisguise

 

[Uncle Sam]

Did I crack your sink? I might have done something equivalent but I don't remember cracking any sink.

 

[Lee]

Happy birthday you slag.

 

[Lee]

#Nog2Livers

 

[Uncle Sam]