Motaste Junk - Stop your brain thinking for 168 seconds

[Lee]

You could make it more awkward by saying you worked at his school...

 

[Uncle Sam]

I don't live in the mansion district, so it's unlikely we'll be neighbours. And, bizarrely, I do most of my drinking in North London these days. Hendon specifically.

 

[Lee]

Hendon's a shit hole.

 

[Uncle Sam]

It's alright. Not as many traffic lights as I would like. The pubs have a delightful American Werewolf in London vibe. Also, it's where several of my friends go to university and they don't like coming to see me. I know, I know - "several friends"! I should stop bigging myself up so much.

Tasty, I hope you understood my rep comment.

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[Lee]

When I passed through Hendon on the way I sent Tasty a text

"The worst area in Sunderland is called Hendon, it is shithole. Seems the London namesake lives up to it."

 

[Tastycles]

Tasty, I hope you understood my rep comment.

I had it saved on Sky+ for about two years, so yes, I did.

 

[Lee]

I'll show you my new finishing move.

 

[Барбоса]

The birthday card I got from my sister

 

[Tastycles]

Correct.

Ah, the novelty card. I wish I got one, I just got a (poorly) hand made one.

Happy Birthday.

 

[Tastycles]

I have some sort of mystery illness. When I got to work this morning, I couldn't really see very well. Stayed in for awhile, and then came home to bed, where I've just had about an hour of intense dreaming about most the people I know.

 

[Lee]

Means you're dying.

 

[Tastycles]

So, you know when you're watching a documentary about phone sex and the estate agent walks in with some prospective tenants? That just happened.

 

[Lee]

Happens every week to me. That or babe station.

 

[Tastycles]

Just had a mouthful of cereal at work. Milk was off. No cereal left. Cheese sandwich bumped up from dinner to breakfast.

Why always me?

 

[Tastycles]

I think I've completed life.

 

[Tastycles]

5 years ago, me and my mates used to take the piss out of a guy who was a "singer songwriter" in halls for his shite songs. Today I'm going to a festival, and he's second on the bill.

 

[Lee]

I think I've completed life.

Did that involve the last text I got off you saying God was in Iron Maiden?

 

[Tastycles]

God was in there. But far more incredibly, I pulled a girl in there! No reply to today's text though, so maybe a false dawn...

 

[Lee]

Polish?

 

[Tastycles]

No, Irish. Maybe northern Irish. Have had a (very) non-committal reply. Which is a start, I suppose.

 

[Lee]

Wahey (I suppose).

 

[Lee]

I'm sure that band that were on at Iron Maiden with D-Man singing was on at my local tonight.

 

[Tastycles]

They could well have been. The one last night had a lady singer. For some reason the Iron Maiden was full of honies, so Tastycles. Apparently Status Quo are from where I am moving to, so perhaps there's a similar experience to be had.

 

[Lee]

 

[Spunky]

I nearly replied to the first post, that is all.