Motaste Junk - Stop your brain thinking for 168 seconds

[Uncle Sam]

I read that as the fox giving you a thumbs up. I was about to call bullshit.

 

[Tastycles]

No. It did start coming over and I told it not to though.

Went to a wedding yesterday, which is one of my favourite things.

 

[Lee]

Yes I do believe in "some" Conspiracy Theories. I also will say don't take Alex Jones to the heart. Do the research yourself with the facts that are out there and you will be presently surprised. And if you think there is no New World Order.... You're fucking kidding yourself. The Bush's even said it in their speech.

I.E. Doug Crashin hates you.

 

[Tastycles]

How can you not take her to heart?

 

[Tastycles]

Also, went to the Paralympics last night.

"Presenting the medals, home secretary Theresa May"

BOOOOOOOO!!!

"And Presenting the flowers, vice president of Samsung UK Mr. Gee-Sung Choi"

YEEEEEEEAAAAAH!!!!

 

[Lee]

I've met Gee-Sung Choi.

 

[Uncle Sam]

Did you boo him or cheer him?

 

[Tastycles]

If I could be bothered to rescale it, this would be my sig.

 

[Tastycles]

First day of uni today, then off to primary school tomorrow. It's like I'm living my life in reverse.

 

[Uncle Sam]

First day of uni today, then off to primary school tomorrow. It's like I'm living my life in reverse.

I think there's generally a bit in the middle as well.

If I could be bothered to rescale it, this would be my sig.

I can take a hint:

 

[Tastycles]

It will be done later this week, on miPhone at the moment, thanks.

I'm going to Wales again.

More than one attractive woman doing a PGCE in physics - surprising.
Lots of men in Star Wars t-shirts and "geek chic" clothes doing PGCE in Physics - less surprising.

Everyone seemed lovely though. Now I have to convince them I'm the dogs bollocks, briefly enjoy being the most popular, commit a social faux pas, then return to the shadows maintaining one or two friends as is the norm for me in a new social group.

 

[Tastycles]

Two weeks ago my job was all about querying databases and building business intelligence tools. This week I showed a six year old how to draw a pterodactyl. This week was far more enjoyable.

 

[Lee]

Can I book holiday for royal rumble?

 

[Tastycles]

Not sure yet. I can't really book holiday any more because I get several weeks a year off. I will need to check my timetable for the following week.

 

[Lee]

*nooooooooooo*

Incidentally I dreamt that I bumped into you last night.

 

[Tastycles]

Really? Where were we?

Since I've moved to this part of London, I keep thinking I have seen Sam. What Sam needs to do is have something like pink hair so if it is him, I can tell efficiently.

 

[Uncle Sam]

I could grow dreads.

My brother got knocked back by a Welsh bird in Greenwich on Friday night. It wasn't you in a wig, was it? Bar De Musee, by the way. It's shit, I'm not even sure that's how you spell it, but it's open until late.

 

[Tastycles]

wasn't me, though I have two pieces of relevant information:

I've been on a date to bar de musee and my friend used to Be a supervisor there (for two weeks).

 

[Lee]

Really? Where were we?

Since I've moved to this part of London, I keep thinking I have seen Sam. What Sam needs to do is have something like pink hair so if it is him, I can tell efficiently.

I bumped into you in Victoria station, I'd just decided to go to london for the day because I was bored. I proceeded to text you to see what you were doing. You ignored my text but then I bumped into you. Slag.

 

[Tastycles]

Almost single handedly won a pub quiz with my new work friends yesterday. Long story short, I vomited in a tranquil suburban street on the way home. Hopefully it has rained/ a fox has come and eaten it so it doesn't spoil anyone's day.

 

[Tastycles]

Responding to a conspiracy theorist talking about microchips in people's heads on the bus with slogans from 90s adverts for Micro Chips is quite probably the most surreal conversation I'll ever have.

Sample: "There's a microchip in your mind" "Even when I'm in a rush to get to town?"

 

[Lee]

You better be quickity quick.

 

[Tastycles]

That was in there, obviously, but can't remember how I dropped it in.

 

[Lee]

I seemingly have a missus now according to your sig.

 

[Tastycles]

Yeah. The one that isn't Ennis or Katarina "most photogenic person since Marilyn Monroe" Johnson-Thompson. Louise(?) Hazel or something.