Motaste Junk - Stop your brain thinking for 168 seconds

[Tastycles]

I thought I'd have the most interesting Fantasy Football team name at work with my effort of "KFC Wimbledon", but someone has surpassed it with the utterly tasteless "September XI".

 

[Uncle Sam]

More or less tasteless than "United '93"?

 

[Brilliant Human Being]

The best one I've seen so far is 'Two Goals, One Cup'. Mine? The highly imaginative 'Sheffield Tuesday'.

 

[Lee]

https://twitter.com/#!/daraobriain/status/99930851143462912

Thought you may like this

 

[Tastycles]

See, Dara O'Briain gets the joke. My flatmate's is "goals allowed". Similar pun, but not as good an outcome.

 

[Tastycles]

I've made a comment on the main page. Reward if anyone can find it.

 

[Tastycles]

So, you've decided to buy a ticket to Belgium for no reason. Now what do you do? Seriously, what do I do, is there anywhere in the Benelux area worth seeing. Not Amsterdam because a) I'm on my own and b) I've been.

 

[Lee]

There's a fantasy football team in my league callt Fritzl's Palace

 

[Captain Morgan Freeman]

Mine is the slightly crude Inter ur-nan.
Some gems ive seen are LSD Eindhoven, Chamakh ma bitch up, Cech's in the post, Big Ol' Tiotes, multiple scorgasms and one size Fitz Hall

 

[Tastycles]

I'm currently on KFC Wimbledon, Jimmy Hillbillies and Balotellitubbies. Someone in my mate's league has the almost unbeatable Szceszny Hawks, though Fritzl Palace does come close.

 

[Lee]

So, you've decided to buy a ticket to Belgium for no reason. Now what do you do? Seriously, what do I do, is there anywhere in the Benelux area worth seeing. Not Amsterdam because a) I'm on my own and b) I've been.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-14586001

 

[Uncle Sam]

So, you've decided to buy a ticket to Belgium for no reason. Now what do you do? Seriously, what do I do, is there anywhere in the Benelux area worth seeing. Not Amsterdam because a) I'm on my own and b) I've been.

Brussels has lots of pointy architecture and an EU shop where you can buy an EU key ring. Oh, and a Tintin shop. Wouldn't say it was exactly worth seeing, but it's the only place I've been to in that area.

 

[Tastycles]

Did anyone see X-Factor. Dermot O'Leary shouting at one of the contestants for calling Tulisa a dog is one of my TV highlights of the year.

 

[Uncle Sam]

No, I like to pretend I'm above that sort of thing. Instead, I'm watching Bayern Munich vs. Hamburg. Scintillating.

 

[Барбоса]

I am above those things so I am watching Die Hard for about the 37th time...

 

[Tastycles]

I'm so above them that I watch them with my tongue in my cheek...

 

[Lee]

I'm watching Gary tank commander

 

[Tastycles]

I was looking through my old facebook posts, and found the only meme I've ever laughed at.

 

[Lee]

That is hilarious!

 

[Барбоса]

So Drogba has been attempting to perfect the Spinaroonie instead of trying to buy freekicks and penalties?

 

[Tastycles]

To put it into context, that was put on my wall about 5 minutes after Iniesta scored in the Champions League semi final 2 years ago.

 

[Tastycles]

In mcdonalds in Belgium. Very odd place, just saw some genuine furries. What's weird is that thy were actually attractive people. Luxembourg also very good.

 

[Lee]

How do you know they were attractive if they were in their suits? How do you know they were furries if they wern't?

 

[Tastycles]

Non furry people don't tend to paint their nose black, wear cat ears and a tail and hang around with gothy guys in a park. Next to them there was a full on Jedi battle going on. I also saw someone who looked so much like you that I considered texting you, but decided against it.

 

[Tastycles]

Anyway I've finished my 1955 burger and biscuit mcflurry, so I shall see you all next week.