Motaste Junk - Stop your brain thinking for 168 seconds

[Tastycles]

No. In, and I wish I wasn't honest enough to write this, the caravan he lived in at the time.

 

[Gelgarin]

I was going to say, under your child's bed is a slightly iffy (although highly ingenious) location to hide your pornography.

My old man lived in a caravan every now and again. Then again, my old man also lived in tents, cars and correctional institutions.

 

[Lee]

So....Martin Jol?

 

[Tastycles]

Really happy with that. He had a similar record at spurs to Harry "The best manager in the world" Redknapp, except without buying Bassong for £8 million. O'Neill's probably the only one I'd want more than him, and I'm not even sure about that.

 

[Tastycles]

Gone fishin'.

 

[Lee]

Lovin the sig. Hope the move goes fine!

 

[Uncle Sam]

Gone fishin'.

It's been a while, hasn't it?

 

[Tastycles]

Literally the first thing I read after signing in "Former WWE Diva accused of spreading sexual infection". Absolute gold.

 

[FunKay the Inevitable]

Did you succesfully guess the former WWE Diva though?

 

[Lee]

FINALLY

 

[Uncle Sam]

That's what I said. Also, Google+ is where it's at now. Or something. This wasn't the thread MSN got mentioned in, is it?

 

[Tastycles]

That's what I said. Also, Google+ is where it's at now. Or something. This wasn't the thread MSN got mentioned in, is it?

No, it wasn't. I shan't be getting google +. It took me 4 years to reach 325 friends on Facebook, not prepared to do that again.

Did you succesfully guess the former WWE Diva though?

I assumed Chyna.

 

[Uncle Sam]

I could reach over 400 friends on Google+ within the day, only I can't be bothered with all that clicking. No, I'm not that popular - I'm just a member of a large forum that really likes Google+. And with the social circle addition, nobody need interact with anybody I don't want them to again!

 

[Tastycles]

I'm not even on Twitter yet. I was ahead of the trend on Facebook, and I think that's enough being cool for one lifetime.

 

[Lee]

I have Google+ but don't really get it. FB and Twitter for me.

 

[Tastycles]

Does anyone have Sam's number? I'm considering adding him to the "I literally have nothing else to do, canI go out with you?" list. Sam, you probably have it.

Went to the Royal Oak in Greenfield tonight. Kareoke night. 3 people sang over a 5 hour period...

 

[Lee]

I've got it.

 

[Tastycles]

If Sam says it's ok, I'll take it off you.

Tastycles: drunk enough to think writing to his teenage love of his life is a good idea, sober enough to not do it. Superb.

 

[Uncle Sam]

Yeah, it's OK. I don't know my own number. It's all well and good until the Red Cross man in the street looks at you suspiciously as if you're trying to avoid the Red Cross. If I wanted to avoid the Red Cross, I'd come up with a lie better than that!

 

[Uncle Sam]

Thought you might find this amusing:

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[Tastycles]

Has anybody else woken up in yesterday's clothes?

At least I took my shoes off this time.

 

[Uncle Sam]

Futile if you were wearing your socks that look like shoes.

 

[Tastycles]

I'm impressed you remembered them to be honest. I cut my foot wearing them, and the blood has stained it brown for that genuine dogshit effect.

 

[Tastycles]

Tastycles and Brazilian girl are discussing crayfish

Tastycles: I've never had it, what's it like
BG: Have you ever had crabs?

I'm just glad this was a textual conversation, because otherwise I think I would have burst into laughter.

 

[Tastycles]

Springwatch guy has been slipping in Manic Street Preachers song titles into all of his links, literally about 100.




Getting in "If you tolerate this then your children will be next" into a feature about owls is impressive, but it's nothing on getting "Vicar in a tutu" into something about birds.