Motaste Junk - Stop your brain thinking for 168 seconds

[Lee]

Non furry people don't tend to paint their nose black, wear cat ears and a tail and hang around with gothy guys in a park. Next to them there was a full on Jedi battle going on. I also saw someone who looked so much like you that I considered texting you, but decided against it.

I can assure you it wasn't me, I was watching Newcastle beat Fulham

 

[Tastycles]

Back.

Saw Tintin shop, did not see EU stop.

Luxembourg is the weirdest place on earth from a language point of view.

You can spot Americans abroad a fucking mile away because a) they have some item of clothing identifying their home state, b) there's a guy with a moustache called Bob or Bryan or something leading the group c) they are wearing a bum bag and d) they are louder than traffic.

 

[Uncle Sam]

I take it this is for the benefit of our American friends; every Briton is born with this knowledge.

 

[Mighty NorCal]

Non furry people don't tend to paint their nose black, wear cat ears and a tail and hang around with gothy guys in a park. Next to them there was a full on Jedi battle going on. I also saw someone who looked so much like you that I considered texting you, but decided against it.

I....I Need to go to this place

 

[Tastycles]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ghent

 

[Барбоса]

Always thought that "Ghent" sounds like a regional insult

"you fucking ghent"

 

[Tastycles]

Tastycles is sick. And not like sick cool, sick sick. I sneezed all over my pringles.

 

[Барбоса]

Apparently a Welsh fan was kicked to death outside Wembley stadium before the game

 

[Tastycles]

Jesus, that's appalling.

 

[Lee]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-wales-14815693

 

[Tastycles]

So, sent home from work sick. Pretty sure the girl opposite me on the tube on the way back was Pippa Middleton to the point I almost asked her for a photo. Got off at the same stop, had a look at her arse, realised it wasn't her. Completely 100% true story.

 

[Lee]

That's exactly what I would have done.

 

[Uncle Sam]

I have a similar story, only with Jack Straw.

 

[Mr. Artistic guy]

Things my dad said during England v Wales:

"God Save The Queen? More like God Save Our Team"

"That Earnshore looks like a dwarf, honestly! You put a little hat on him and he's a dwarf"

"Caroll looks and acts like a five year old doesn't he?"

"I've never understood why they have offsides"

"I'll give Earnshore the rope to hang himself after that"

A homage to the accidentally funny.

 

[Tastycles]

Tastycles is currently looking after some children. We will be having dinner at 11:45, to accommodate their ridiculous child daily routine.

 

[Lee]

Has this ended up like a sitcom where Baww's turned up dropped a baby off and walked away?

 

[Tastycles]

No, haven't seen baww for some time, hopefully she isn't pregnant. They're my brother's kids. Dinner passed reasonably smoothly except for a brief misunderstanding about the dessert policy. "I NEED JAFFA CAKES!!!!!"

 

[Lee]

Was that you or the children saying that?

 

[Tastycles]

The children. I don't like Jaffa Cakes. She then wouldn't eat them because the lid had not fully been removed.

 

[Lee]

Oh dear!

 

[Uncle Sam]

Children, huh? Not a fan. I mean, we have many common interests, I'm just not very fond of them.

 

[Tastycles]

Stuck on a train because some cunt has killed themselves. Taking some solace from fellow passengers' graphic telephone descriptions of situation: "boffed on the head", "mangled under a train" etc.

 

[Lee]

They are Daily mail quotes if ever I heard any.

 

[Tastycles]

Just got home. Absolute cunt of a journey. The first 200 miles took 2 hours 50 minutes including a big 15 minute change and a 15 minute delay, the last 20 miles took Over 4 hours.

 

[Uncle Sam]

Stuck on a train because some cunt has killed themselves. Taking some solace from fellow passengers' graphic telephone descriptions of situation: "boffed on the head", "mangled under a train" etc.

This is the second time now, isn't it? And here I was, getting angry over the fact that I tripped and tore my earphones in half. Actually, I'm still quite angry about that. It's fortunate I have a pair of Sennheiser headphones that I haven't been using enough.