I AM THE Royal Rumble Live Discussion

[Shazam!]

can anyone tell me how the ppv has been so far? like a rundown of every match

 

[Mr. Truth]

Here's to hoping something unexpected happens during the rumble. If any of Cena, Trips, or Shawn Michaels wins, tonight's PPV gets a C- in my book.

 

[FromTheSouth]

He's been calling it the All Star game for weeks.

 

[The Doctor]

If D'Lo Brown shows up I'll pop a fat woody and take a timestamped picture of it just for you Doc. Same if DDP or RVD or Danielson show up. Or shit, even Low-Ki.

Same here, but without the picture of my boner.

 

[FromTheSouth]

That's no fun.

 

[Spaceman Spif]

can anyone tell me how the ppv has been so far? like a rundown of every match

You can always read the live results on the main page, that'll give you, your answer.

 

[Tastycles]

I'm glad there have been some winners from 30 now, because it was becoming a bit of a joke.

 

[X]

God I really wish I didn't like this Skillet song. That chick's vocals pierce my fucking soul though.

 

[The Doctor]

This should be exciting.

 

[Remix]

Has the Rumble started and what's happened so far?

 

[FromTheSouth]

Maybe Yoshi Tatsu could win.

 

[Ambiguous Turd]

I have a VBookie On Shawn Michaels.

Either he wins this or some unknown wins this.

I heard rumors speculating even Bret Hart may come down.

Let's hope it isn't Edge doing another "Ultimate Opportunist" crap angle as the 30th entrant.

 

[TLC]

Who do you reckon will be number 1 and 2?

 

[Mr. Truth]

RUMBLE TIME!!!!

 

[The Doctor]

YES. Fink is a better announcer, though. "Ladies and Gentlemen, it is now time...for the ROYAAAAAAAAL RUMMMMMMMMMMBLLLLLLLLLEEEEE"

 

[FromTheSouth]

Did he just say every 60 seconds?

 

[Tastycles]

Fuck off Justin, I want FINK.

 

[Mr. TM]

I love the Fink!

 

[TLC]

Dolph Ziggler. Lol.

 

[Macca]

Macca has returned! <3

I guess cancer jokes are a no-no. Just stick to Holocaust and 9/11 ones man.

Yeah I suppose, man. Now gotta stick to telling Dav "I hope you lose your dog in China" or "toss my salad pricktits".

And honestly, what the fuck is the difference between hoping someone's mother gets cancer and hoping someone dies in a fire? Hey, like, nobody dies in house fires in this day and age, amirite? Not saying I mind saying that, caus I don't, it's funny.

Oh yeah, and Rumble FTW!

 

[The Doctor]

I AM A JOBBER...

A JOBBER...

 

[Turd Ferguson]

I AM A JOBBER!

A JOBBER!

 

[Spaceman Spif]

The Fink is a God.

 

[Ambiguous Turd]

God I really wish I didn't like this Skillet song. That chick's vocals pierce my fucking soul though.

It's a great song. I am glad they went with this as the main song over the Fozzie crap song they put on there with it.

 

[It's...Baylariat!]

Ralph Ziggler. Number 1. HE'S GOING TO WRESTLEMANIA!