ECW LD 1/12/10

[Mighty NorCal]

holy shit does that guy have a fucking tramp stamp??

 

[Stormtrooper]

Booo we don't get to hear Big Zeke's epic theme, but we get the intenseness that is Vance Archer.

Yeah we will. Zeke will win and continue the Regal wanting the title feud from the past 5 months.

And 5 seconds into the match Evan Bourne is gone.

 

[krispix]

Damn Bourne whacked his face right on the floor. He sure can sell.

 

[Mr. Truth]

holy shit does that guy have a fucking tramp stamp??

Yes, yes he does.

 

[krispix]

holy shit does that guy have a fucking tramp stamp??

Hey that tramp stamp makes him even more intense.

 

[DrFeelgood624]

Evan Bourne traveled from Minnesota to Green Bay in 1 night 4 that.

 

[Theo Mays]

holy shit does that guy have a fucking tramp stamp??

Yes but it is an intense tramp stamp. There's a difference.

 

[Turd Ferguson]

holy shit does that guy have a fucking tramp stamp??

Of course he does, it's fucking Lance Hoyt.

 

[Mighty NorCal]

I guess it goes with that mega ace intense music

 

[Mantaur Rodeo Clown]

He wrote questions for them to ask him.

Awesome.

 

[Turd Ferguson]

Matt Hardy is too fat, stupid, and boring to eliminate anyone and should be thrown out immediately.

 

[Ty Burna]

If Punk and Yoshi had a match, we would need a kick-o-meter to keep count.

 

[Theo Mays]

If Punk and Yoshi had a match, we would need a kick-o-meter to keep count.

I'm sure Santino has one of them on hand. He is the master of the -o-meters.

Christian is awesome in case anyone is wondering. He is taking Saxton and Matthews to school.

 

[Mr. Truth]

Matt Hardy is too fat, stupid, and boring to eliminate anyone and should be thrown out immediately.

It's not that he's horrible, it's just that his place was with his brother. Without Jeff, he's nothing. He's a tag team wrestler, but in the WWE there's not much of a tag division.

 

[Mr. Truth]

I'm sure Santino has one of them on hand. He is the master of the -o-meters.

Christian is awesome in case anyone is wondering. He is taking Saxton and Matthews to school.

A ham sandwhich can take Saxton and Matthews to school.

And now that joke is dead.

 

[Mr. Truth]

Also, tonight's LD has surpassed Tommy Dreamer's farewell LD.

 

[Theo Mays]

All this talk about Ham sandwiches. I'm gonna have to make one tonight after the show.

 

[krispix]

All this talk about Ham sandwiches. I'm gonna have to make one tonight after the show.

Yeah dude I'm getting real hungry.

 

[Mr. Truth]

This match just got far less intense.

 

[Theo Mays]

The ring just got a lot less intense.

 

[krispix]

Intense elimination!

 

[Big Sexy]

Zeke or Punk will win. Hopefully Zeke

 

[Turd Ferguson]

We just lost 100% intensity, bringing it back to a safe level.

 

[Mantaur Rodeo Clown]

*Intense joke*

 

[Theo Mays]

Truth, did we say the same thing during the Raw discussion last night or was that someone else that I did that with. Extremely weird if that were the case.