ECW LD 1/12/10

[Mr. Truth]

So apparently they're no longer battle royales? Just over the top challenges?

Check today's word. It's on page 3.

 

[Theo Mays]

Battle Royal. It's called a battle royal goddammit.

They like to make things longer, they sound more important that way.

Christian on commentary should be epic.

 

[Turd Ferguson]

So apparently they're no longer battle royales? Just over the top challenges?

No, an "Over The Top Challenge" is trying to sit through that piece of shit Stallone movie without any alcohol and having your eyes pinned open Clockwork Orange style.

 

[Mr. Truth]

Luke Gallows comes out, interferes and Punk wins it. That's my prediction.

 

[Turd Ferguson]

DOOT DOO DOOT DOO DOO DOO

 

[Bernkastel]

Tiffany's theme music is absolutely terrible. Not only is it annoying as fuck, but it doesn't suit her at all as a position of power

Could you imagine Stephanie McMahon or Teddy Long with similar music?

No, you can't

 

[Theo Mays]

Tiffany is also a better ring announcer then the broad doing it now (Savannah or something).

Both however are better than the chick that preceded them. Lauren something or other.

 

[krispix]

Yoshi Tatsu's music makes me think he'll never be angry at you.

 

[Turd Ferguson]

Tiffany's theme music is absolutely terrible. Not only is it annoying as fuck, but it doesn't suit her at all as a position of power

Could you imagine Stephanie McMahon or Teddy Long with similar music?

No, you can't

Teddy just needs to find a boy

 

[Mr. Truth]

Yoshi Tatsu's music makes me think he'll never be angry at you.

*Speak Japanese quickly, smile, and bow repeatedly*

 

[Turd Ferguson]

*Speak Japanese quickly, smile, and bow repeatedly*

THANK YOU!

 

[Stormtrooper]

Both however are better than the chick that preceded them. Lauren something or other.

That Ham Sandwich from the joke earlier would be better at ring announcing then Lauren.

 

[Theo Mays]

Anyone see that Mark Henry action figure is on some serious steroids.

Spoiler: take a look

Yoshi's music makes me think of Nintendo.

 

[Turd Ferguson]

At least Tiffany's apparently a really good person:

Terrell is a co-leader for a group called Hope Children's Home that provides for kids that have been neglected, abused, and discarded.

 

[krispix]

Time to get INTENSE

 

[Mr. Truth]

TIME TO GET INTENSE

 

[Turd Ferguson]

OH GOD

OH GOD

OH GOD

THE INTENSITY

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

 

[Theo Mays]

Booo we don't get to hear Big Zeke's epic theme, but we get the intenseness that is Vance Archer.

 

[The Doctor]

So if RVD returns at the Rumble will he be billed from "Over The Top Creek"?

 

[Mantaur Rodeo Clown]

Humidity level: 67%

Intensity level: 150%

 

[Theo Mays]

Shelton just took Archer's intenseness and kicked his ass with it. We can count them two out of winning this shindig.

Final 4: Kane, Zeke, Punk, Hardy.
Final 2: Kane, Punk
Winner: Punk

 

[Ty Burna]

And the intensity has dropped but the heat turned up pretty quickly.

 

[Mantaur Rodeo Clown]

So if RVD returns at the Rumble will he be billed from "Over The Top Creek"?

Oh God. I'm so upset that I got that joke.

 

[Turd Ferguson]

Bourne is on the fast track to future endeavors.

Holy shit.

 

[Ty Burna]

Well good to know Bourne has continued his inexplicable burying.