D-Man and IC25's Official NJexus HQ

[Via Armbar]

 

[D-Man]

I would probably ejaculate before I even got inside her. Or even got all the way hard.

Yeah, I wouldn't doubt this might happen to me, too.

I mean, sweet Jesus...

 

[Via Armbar]

There is the story of how meeting Arriany would go down for me. Figure it out.

 

[The Doctor]

This chain of posts is the funniest thing that has happened to me all day. People in my office are wondering why I can't stop laughing.

This, combined with IC's post in the Ty thread...I'm cracking up, and people in computer class are looking at me funny.

 

[D-Man]

There is the story of how meeting Arriany would go down for me. Figure it out.

You'd see her and smile, but once you realize that you could never have her, you'd drink until you were wasted. Then, you'd glance at her chest and want to get her attention, so you'd moon her and wiggle your tongue at her, only to pass out in mid-moon. Then, her entourage would toss you into the bathroom where you would proceed to piss yourself before they got extremely angry with you, beat you, and put you out of your misery.

Something like that?

 

[Via Armbar]

I'd meet her. I'd wave and she would smile back. I would bow down to her glory and she'd become rightfully uncomfortable. I'd proposition her, she would be disgusted. I'd be sad, but I'd invite her to my bar because chicks dig dudes who run a business. We would get wasted, she would show me her tits and ass. I'd perform oral. We'd fuck and she would fall asleep, either from boredom or exhaustion. I would get up to take a piss, come back into the room to find her awake and pissed at me for taking advantage. She would shoot me in the face. It would have been worth it.

 

[D-Man]

Looks like I went in a totally fucked up direction with my story. But it seemed more realistic.

 

[Via Armbar]

Much more. If only date rape was that easy.

 

[D-Man]

Much more. If only date rape was that easy.

It can be...

 

[D-Man]

Good GOD...

 

[Via Armbar]

Just like me, the pictures keep coming.

 

[D-Man]

I mean, she must have the greatest ass like... EVER.

 

[D-Man]

Jesus...

 

[Via Armbar]

Excuse me while I stop by McDonald's to pick up a Fappymeal. I think I'm also going to stop by Starbucks as pick up a Fappacino as well.

 

[D-Man]

I can't post anymore because my tongue is getting too heavy... I can't keep picking it up off the floor.

 

[Via Armbar]

I can't post anymore because my tongue is getting too heavy... I can't keep picking it up off the floor.

You just couldn't stop yourself from rug munching could you.

 

[Mighty NorCal]

We live in such a beautiful country. Seriously, that girls job is to be hot, and let her tits hang out. Thats it.

God Bless America.

 

[D-Man]

Norcal, I can't believe you wouldn't replace my post with that Johnny Cash quote that you've got there. You disappoint me.

 

[Via Armbar]

We salute you Arriany Celeste. My flag is also at full mast right now so it's fitting.

 

[Mighty NorCal]

HOW DARE YOU SUGGEST I TAKE THE MAN IN BLACK OUT OF MY SIG

 

[D-Man]

We salute you Arriany Celeste. My flag is also at full mast right now so it's fitting.

Salute this:

 

[Барбоса]

*flatlines*

 

[Via Armbar]

Fucking shit she is hot. My dick just grew arms and jerked itself.

 

[D-Man]

She is so hot that my dick shriveled up and grew inside of me, leaving nothing but a sloppy pussy.

 

[Mighty NorCal]

She is so hot that my dick shriveled up and grew inside of me, leaving nothing but a sloppy pussy.

Alright that did it, that is ENOUGH