Santa #IC25

[LSN80]

JGlass: A copy of Midnight in Paris. I think we discussed this one.

Habs: A ten game losing streak for the Bruins.

IDR: A fifteen game losing streak for the Rangers.

D-Man: An all expenses paid trip to Mustang Sally's house

Sally: A trip for her significant other out of town for a week to accomodate D-Man.

JW: Seasons 1-5 of Psych

Dave: A long overdue PM from me.

Nate: A copy of my 750 page book.

KB: Rick Perry in the White House.

Natural: A weekend with Tara

HHHeartbreakKid: A Royal Rumble Party at my house

I'll post more when I think of them.

 

[JGlass]

You been sneaking into the showers again? Maybe someone should get you a restraining order for Festivus

I was wondering if I should make a penis joke or if I should let someone else have a go. You ought to stick to making multiple personality disorder funny.

 

[X]

Someone likes Twitter.

 

[Awesome_Miz]

Someone likes Twitter.

Honest answer: Me

 

[Барбоса]

You ought to stick to making multiple personality disorder funny.

We are good at them. Or at least part of us is

 

[IrishCanadian25]

I give IC25 a replica of Clay Matthews's dick so he could own it and get off the real thing.

And I'm getting you a step stool so you can actually use the top of your refrigerator.

 

[Coco]

xfearbeofe: A jar of my delicious perspiration.

D-Man: A framed photo of xfear's reaction to receiving a jar of my delicious perspiration.

LSN80: A noose and a dog from the shelter who could really use a home and some love.

JGlass: The olive branch that D-Man gave me. I have no use for it.

The WZCW Staff: A love letter and an urn containing the ashes of that bridge I burned.

Barbosa: An encyclopaedia. I really think you'd enjoy that.

SNS: A night of passion with Milenko's blow-up doll.

 

[D-Man]

And I'm getting you a step stool so you can actually use the top of your refrigerator.

And I'll get you some knee pads so blowing Clay will be more comfortable.

 

[CH David]

My Daves Trio compatriots a ticket to Chicago. Same for Steven. Kyle O'Reilly autograph for Thriller.

 

[Ty Burna]

Odd, Coco's the only person to get me anything, but that was only in a gift to the group.

Fuck all of you, except Coco.

 

[D-Man]

I'll buy Ty Burna a middle finger to make it easier for him to tell us to go fuck ourselves.

 

[CH David]

Odd, Coco's the only person to get me anything, but that was only in a gift to the group.

Fuck all of you, except Coco.

Be patient homie. I'll be adding more.

 

[Coco]

In other WZCW-related news, I was going to give the After Shock crew some feedback for Christmas, but Jack O'Latern vs Triple X drove me from constructive criticism to malicious pointing and laughing. You don't need that kind of Grinchery. Maybe I'll just mail the After Shock crew some hugs.

 

[Ty Burna]

I'll buy Ty Burna a middle finger to make it easier for him to tell us to go fuck ourselves.

So first you give me no gift, and then you give me something I already have two of?

I see where I rate around here.

 

[Bernkastel]

Odd, Coco's the only person to get me anything, but that was only in a gift to the group.

Fuck all of you, except Coco.

You can have the second issue of the Sailor V manga that I bought for myself.

 

[D-Man]

So first you give me no gift, and then you give me something I already have two of?

I see where I rate around here.

<3

Ty, I give you my heart. I love you.

 

[Ty Burna]

<3

Ty, I give you my heart. I love you.

<3

 

[Bernkastel]

We need a heart smiley... never thought I'd say that on a wrestling board.

 

[Uncle Sam]

You wound me.

I liked the thing you wrote about you teabagging yourself.

 

[IrishCanadian25]

And I'll get you some knee pads so blowing Clay will be more comfortable.

And in keeping with the theme, I'm getting you a box of tissues to wipe your tears as the Giants, ahem, blow another season and miss the playoffs. Again.

 

[Bernkastel]

And Monkey, can't forget my long lost brother: I'd get him a matching set of Batman and Heath Ledger Joker chibi dolls.

 

[D-Man]

And in keeping with the theme, I'm getting you a box of tissues to wipe your tears as the Giants, ahem, blow another season and miss the playoffs. Again.

Hey, you're copying my gifts! I gave you those when Green Bay blew their perfect season!

 

[Uncle Phatso]

>.> You could give me people who remember me?

 

[ScreaminNormanSmiley]

And here I was hoping somebody would give me the gift of forgeting about Phatso.

 

[Uncle Phatso]

Why, do you think about me often Sns? That's nice.