Have A Merry Christmas You Assholes

ABMorales787

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Giving me closing shifts on Christmas Eve and New Years Eve. Fucking execs and their intent on feeding heart attacks to the world no matter what.

Dear Santa:

For this Christmas I just want three things:
  1. A brand new car. Because the one I have is a FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT!!
  2. For you to personally beat the FUCKING SHIT OUT OF WHATEVER ASSHOLE THOUGHT OPENING A FUCKING MCDONALD'S IN A HOLIDAY KNOWN FOR FAMILY UNITY AND DINER WITH THE FOLKS WAS A GOOD IDEA WITH A GODDAMNED BAG OF COAL!
  3. MY FUCKING CHRISTMAS BONUS!! IT'S AN OBLIGATION IN THIS FUCKING LAZY COUNTRY SO FORK IT OVER!!
Always happy
Killjoy​
As for the rest of you, happy holidays. Make fast food manager's lives a living hell. I endorse it.
 
Thank goodness I work 3 to 11 pm monday thru friday. We don't even have to come in on Xmas Eve. Sadly, I have to come in for 3 freaking hours on New Years Eve...which sux.
 
Suck it up, bitch. I'm kidding, of course.

That being said, I am doing 11 hours on Christmas Eve and then 10 hours on Boxing Day. How lucky am I!?
 

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