Giving me closing shifts on Christmas Eve and New Years Eve. Fucking execs and their intent on feeding heart attacks to the world no matter what.
As for the rest of you, happy holidays. Make fast food manager's lives a living hell. I endorse it.Dear Santa:
For this Christmas I just want three things:
- A brand new car. Because the one I have is a FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT!!
- For you to personally beat the FUCKING SHIT OUT OF WHATEVER ASSHOLE THOUGHT OPENING A FUCKING MCDONALD'S IN A HOLIDAY KNOWN FOR FAMILY UNITY AND DINER WITH THE FOLKS WAS A GOOD IDEA WITH A GODDAMNED BAG OF COAL!
- MY FUCKING CHRISTMAS BONUS!! IT'S AN OBLIGATION IN THIS FUCKING LAZY COUNTRY SO FORK IT OVER!!
Always happy
Killjoy