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[Mighty NorCal]

Noice. Both of you. Er, all three of you.

The NorCal shall have his day.....

 

[D-Man]

Yes D, I completely agree about Arianny. She's the perfect blend of ''so hot it's rare to see a chick that hot'' and ''girl next door''. She can fart in my dinner any night.

I would eat that girl's if she didn't shower for a week.

 

[Via Armbar]

I'd fuck her til she shat.

 

[D-Man]

 

[Via Armbar]

An itchy head. Exactly what you'd walk away with.

 

[D-Man]

I'd scratch and sniff her dirty snatch. With my DICK.

 

[Барбоса]

This conversation is inspirational

 

[Via Armbar]

I would wear her asshole as ski mask, go to the bank down the street and rob the shit out of it. They would never catch me. All the witnesses would remember is a dude wearing Arianny Celeste's ass as a mask. I'd then feast on the soup that I had stewing all day made from nothing more than her pubic hairs and bath water leftovers.

 

[The Doctor]

I would have sex with her.

 

[Mighty NorCal]

I would have doggy style sex with her

EDIT: FUCKING DAMMIT DOC

 

[D-Man]

I would wear her asshole as ski mask, go to the bank down the street and rob the shit out of it. They would never catch me. All the witnesses would remember is a dude wearing Arianny Celeste's ass as a mask. I'd then feast on the soup that I had stewing all day made from nothing more than her pubic hairs and bath water leftovers.

I cannot stop laughing at this... OMG, you're a sick man.

I'd pee in her butt.

 

[Via Armbar]

I'd shit in her butt.

 

[The Doctor]

I'd let her shit in MY butt.

 

[Via Armbar]

You're disgusting Doc.

 

[D-Man]

I'd let her shit in MY butt.

 

[The Doctor]

Armbar.

 

[Via Armbar]

 

[Mighty NorCal]

It was a lie anyway, Doggystyle is the LAST thing I would do with that girl

 

[D-Man]

I'd vomit in her butt.

 

[D-Man]

It was a lie anyway, Doggystyle is the LAST thing I would do with that girl

Seriously, right?? I can't even imagine doing anything but a position that wold allow me to appreciate the utter perfection that I got the chance to shove my penis in.

 

[Via Armbar]

I'd vomit in my own ass while she watched. Hell, she doesn't even need to be there.

 

[The Doctor]

People have been on a roll when it comes to humor today...I'm dying over here.

 

[D-Man]

I'd vomit in my own ass while she watched. Hell, she doesn't even need to be there.

I'd vomit in my own ass and make her eat my butt.

 

[D-Man]

People have been on a roll when it comes to humor today...I'm dying over here.

This chain of posts is the funniest thing that has happened to me all day. People in my office are wondering why I can't stop laughing.

 

[Mighty NorCal]

I would probably ejaculate before I even got inside her. Or even got all the way hard.