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[D-Man]

I get to kiss it better!

<throws up in mouth a little>

 

[The Doctor]

 

[Mighty NorCal]

It doesn't count?? I'm not counting anything. I'm just stating that I've finally gotten laid... and A LOT.

by your GIRLFRIEND, alright there Will

 

[D-Man]

What if I told you I was having sex with her BEFORE we committed? Is it all better then?

Lulz...

 

[Mighty NorCal]

it would have been at the time, but now, non event. As I said, it had damn well better be the norm, or what the fucking hell is the point of having a girlfriend

 

[D-Man]

LOL actually I know guys that don't get any from their women.

 

[Via Armbar]

I'm going to have a new pair of tits to play with in two weeks. Well about a month and a half because of healing time.

Armbar's Sidenote: Not...not me personally on my own body...

 

[D-Man]

Armbar's got chesticles!

 

[Mighty NorCal]

I'm going to have a new pair of tits to play with in two weeks. Well about a month and a half because of healing time.

Armbar's Sidenote: Not...not me personally on my own body...

no fucking SHIT, awesome awesome awesome.

How the hell did you convince her to go through with that?!?!

 

[D-Man]

I love fake tits. Like, a lot.

 

[Mighty NorCal]

LOL actually I know guys that don't get any from their women.

Well thats just ridiculous. You saying hwat you said is like me updating the norCal thread saying

"I woke up this morning, and breathed oxygen. Took a piss. Probably going to the gym later. i got hungry, then I ate food."

 

[Mighty NorCal]

I love fake tits. Like, a lot.

meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee TOO

 

[D-Man]

I'm surprised you didn't sig my post in the Ty thread.

 

[Mighty NorCal]

Its under strong consideration. I just cherish the ones I have so much already

 

[D-Man]

How DARE you not sig me? I've had you sigged for almost 6 months, posted NUMEROUS funny things about you that I assumed you'd love, and you STILL turned me down.

That's it. No wings for you.

 

[Via Armbar]

I convinced her of nothing. It's always been her idea. She has a modest b cup right now or something like that and has always wanted bigger. I love her tits now but hell, I'm not going to argue with her going bigger. The best part though...the doctor told her to find a pair that she really liked and would want hers to resemble as long as they had a similar body type. She picked Arriany Celeste. As in UFC ring girl. If you're unfamiliar....

 

[Mighty NorCal]

OF COURSE I AM FAMILURE YOU FOOL!!!!


possibly the best pair of tits on earth, and im being totally serious.

Armbar. You are my hero.

One of them, anyway. You paying for them?

 

[Mighty NorCal]

How DARE you not sig me? I've had you sigged for almost 6 months, posted NUMEROUS funny things about you that I assumed you'd love, and you STILL turned me down.

That's it. No wings for you.

You legitimately sound like a girl in this post.

 

[D-Man]

My thread is now complete. Utter perfection has just graced us.

Seriously, Celeste is in my top 5. I'd murder, rape, and kill just for her to brush against me. Her Maxim spread was mind-blowing.

 

[Via Armbar]

I'm giving her 2k for them. She helped me out a lot when I was down with an injury so I owe her. They are coming out to $6,300 though so I'm not helping that much ha.

 

[D-Man]

Two grand is a lot, though. I commend that.

 

[Via Armbar]

Yes D, I completely agree about Arianny. She's the perfect blend of ''so hot it's rare to see a chick that hot'' and ''girl next door''. She can fart in my dinner any night.

 

[Mighty NorCal]

2 grand is DAMN well worth it sir.

Armbar. Marry that woman. Allow no one to tell you differently. Marry. Her.

 

[Via Armbar]

More than likely I will NorCal. Half of it is true love, the other half is utter laziness.

 

[Ty Burna]

I'm glad my woman's already got a solid D cup, hell I think she's a DD now since giving birth to my offpsring.