WWE RAW LD 19/3/2012 - My Name's CM Punk and I Might Possibly be an Alcoholic

[FunKay the Inevitable]

LAST WEEK!
Dwayne May Not Have a Johnson Anymore

John Cena kicked off Raw SuperShow with an old school rap directed at The Rock. Then, in front of a packed house in Cleveland, The Great One retorted with his own Rock Concert.

Dirty Little Secrets Are Meant to Be Discovered​

Chris Jericho interrupts CM Punk's victory to announce he has discovered a deep secret about The Second CIty Saint's past: that his father was an alcoholic while the champion was growing up.

St. Patrick Didn't Drive the Snakes Out Until the 17th

World Heavyweight Champion Daniel Bryan disrupted the luck of the Irish in Sheamus' showdown with fellow WrestleMania World Title challenger Chris Jericho.

TONIGHT!

Mark Henry Weighs About the Same as a Car, Right?​

After being involved in a car accident, John Cena is still scheduled to compete against The World's Strongest Man on tonight's Raw SuperShow. Will The Cenation Leader be at 100 percent?

The Super Fun, Hokey (Yet Hilarious) Hour (or Two)
Question-a-Thon!​

Will we continue to witness the never ending shitacular work of Dwayne Johnson?
Will John Cena once more upstage the Rock?
Will Chris Jericho continue to wheel out the CM Drunk chants?
Will Punk exact a mdegree of revenge on his WrestleMania nemeis?
Will Daniel Bryan vs. Sheamus' (slight) build continue?
Will the hate/love trianlg ethat is Michaels/HHH/Taker see some more incorrect dates?
Will either Team Johnny or Team Teddy gain new members?
Will we see any developments away from the main matches?
Oh and Funk could well be on a roll tonight!

 

[Martin Gabriel]

I'm glad John Cena is good to go against Mark Henry tonight after that car accident today.

 

[PlayTheGame]

I hope we see something a little different out of Rock/Cena.

But who am I kidding? Battle of the catchphrases/the rehashing of the same points we've heard spun every which way the writers can spin them.

 

[Johnny Scumm]

I've got a feeling that our Funkasaurus might be beating a certain Evan Bourne tonight.

 

[LamaNamaneumi]

I am just hoping to be entertained enough, so that I do not fall asleep during the first hour.

Oh, and would Undertaker take off that stupid hood and show his head. They hyped him cutting his hair over a month ago, and I almost forgot he did. If they wait till his match at Mania, I think everyone will be fixated on Takers head and not the match itself.

 

[Big Nick Dudley]

Will we continue to witness the never ending shitacular work of Dwayne Johnson?

Oh boy, here comes the propaganda train...

Will John Cena once more upstage the Rock?

When it comes to who looks more ridiculous, childish and corny? I think so.

Will Chris Jericho continue to wheel out the CM Drunk chants?

I sure as shit hope so. This thing needs a spark, and quick.

Will Punk exact a degree of revenge on his WrestleMania nemeis?

Same thing I said before.

Will Daniel Bryan vs. Sheamus' (slight) build continue?

Probably not. They seem comfortable with the real feud being DickButt vs. AJ. Sheamus is the guy who kicks his head off and remains uninteresting.

Will the hate/love triangle that is Michaels/HHH/Taker see some more incorrect dates?

Probably not, but Shawn Michaels will continue to ruin this feud. He's about as unnecessary as unnecessary gets. This reminds me of Vince Russo, in a bad way.

Will either Team Johnny or Team Teddy gain new members?

I would guess so, seeing we only have two more episodes of Raw before WM.

Will we see any developments away from the main matches?

I'm sure we'll get some pointless bullshit involving that Maria Menunos (not looking up the correct spelling) gal. No one cares, but it's going to happen.

Oh and Funk could well be on a roll tonight!

As much as I want some Funk, I'd rather they build the matches for Mania, starting with DickButt and Sheamus.

 

[Coco]

Am I right in assuming this video was brought up a lot this past week?

 

[GI Cake]

Got to love CM Punk opening RAW.

 

[FlexAmerican Dynamite]

I don't buy Jericho not being here.

 

[Peoples_Champ]

This show is now about surviving family alcoholism

 

[Peoples_Champ]

CM Punk's father is Jake The Snake Roberts?

 

[GI Cake]

Punk absolutely killed it!

 

[Peoples_Champ]

Jericho via satellite. The irony is hilarious.

 

[The_Reptile_]

... Sister !?

 

[The_Reptile_]

Oh Jericho this is so not cool.

 

[PlayTheGame]

Jericho is great

 

[GI Cake]

Damn, Jericho is really making this personal. I like it.

 

[FlexAmerican Dynamite]

Oh snap!.....

 

[The_Reptile_]

... Whelp.

 

[Chrome]

Punk absolutely killed it!

Jericho goes deeper.. lmao

these two have some intense promo's .. can't wait for mania.

 

[GI Cake]

I'm sure whatever Punk said, was awesome. Damn censors.

 

[klunderbunker]

Cue the Cena haters to say that Punk being censored was cool but last week with Cena it was stupid.

 

[PlayTheGame]

Good promo, but I don't get why Jericho wasn't live. That doesn't exactly help the feud with having only one guy show up, and only 10 minutes of the show being spent on it (assuming they don't touch on in it again throughout the show).

 

[Chrome]

The 3 Stooges??? really??

 

[Monkey_Mania]

Pretty sweet opener. I realized we were blindsided with this twist last week, but I've been enjoying it rather nicely.