Little Jerry Lawler
Sigmund Freud On Ritalin And Roids
They should have had Christian beat Del Rio so they could involve him more with the Corre.
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I get the whole Titan element to it Funkay but don't you think they've sown the seeds of Kofi Kingston already?
COMPLETE TNA IMPACT SPOILERS FOR 4/7
By John Benoit on 2011-03-28 18:39:09
Mexican America (Hernandez & Matt Baretta from OVW) defeated Tommy Dreamer and Brother Devon. They had the Mexican flag pulled down again during the match but post match Matt Morgan came and cleaned house.
*Samoa Joe beats Gunner with a choke and stares down Pope Dinero, who was doing commentary.
*TNA Knockouts Tag Team champs Rosita & Sarita defeated Angelina Love & Velvet Sky. Love acted all zoned out from Winter's spell. Winter came out on the stage. Love turned on Sky and left her laying, allowing the champions to get the win.
*Bully Ray defeated Christopher Daniels in a Lumberjack match after Hulk Hogan nailed Daniels with a chain. Daniels had hit the BME on Ray but Ric Flair pulled Earl Hebner out of the ring. Both Lumberjack sides brawl, setting up the referee missing Hulk's interference.
Note from Mike: So, they brought Daniels back to LOSE HIS FIRST MATCH BACK? Really? That makes, well, NO SENSE TO ME!
*Inside a Steel Cage, Jeff Jarrett cuts a promo gloating about Kurt Angle getting arrested for violating their restraining order last week. Jarrett said he was going to give Karen a special entrance but Kurt Angle's music starts. Jarrett looks around for him but Angle slides into the Impact Zone on a rope like Suicide does for his entrance. Kurt tries to corner Jeff but Jeff scrambles up and out of the cage and escapes.
*TNA is now taking the cage down. Yes, they put it up just for that.
*Rob Van Dam pinned TNA champion Sting in a non-title match with special referee Mr. Anderson. Anderson calls it right down the middle, only to nail Sting with a Mic Check. That allows RVD to hit the Five Star Frog Splash. Anderson then drills RVD with the TNA title belt and leaves him laying. Immortal comes out and raises Anderson on their shoulders. Hulk Hogan comes out clapping and shakes Anderson's hand.
- WWE is currently taping matches for this week's WWE SmackDown in Chicago. Thanks to Mykel for the following:
* Kofi Kingston beat Wade Barrett by DQ with Wade's IC Title on the line. The Corre interfered which brought in Santino Marella and Vladimir Kozlov. Kane and Big Show then came out and made the save, ending with a staredown with The Corre.
* Jerry Lawler cut a promo on Michael Cole for their WrestleMania 27 match.
* Cody Rhodes beat Chris Masters. Cody dominated the match and won with CrossRhodes. Rey Mysterio came out and went for a 619 three times but Cody wouldn't allow it.
The rest of this week's show will be made up of videos and Axxess footage.
eff Jarrett & Hernandez & Pope Dinero defeated Matt Morgan & Samoa Joe & Kurt Angle when Pope hit Joe with brass knucks.
*Hulk Hogan and Eric Bischoff bring out Rob Van Dam and try to recruit him to join Immortal. Sting comes out and says Hogan is a liar and the only reason Sting lost is Mr. Anderson attacked him. He says Rob will beat him at Lockdown over his dead body. RVD walks out. Bischoff tells Sting that the time is ending. He grabs Bischoff and nails him with the Scorpion Death Lock. Sting tells Hogan his time is coming soon.
*Abyss pinned James Storm with the Black Hole Slam. Team Flair came down to celebrate and Abyss kept working on Storm but Fortune hit the ring for the save and the two sides faced off.
*Velvet Sky wants Angelina Love to explain her actions last week. Love, coming out to Winter's music, attacks Sky and slams her facefirst into a chair, leaving her laying, then walks off.
*Ken Anderson vs. Immortal Gauntlet. Anderson beats Gunner, then Rob Terry, and finally TV champion Murphy. Bully Ray comes out and they go back and forth. Bully Ray pulled Anderson to the stage to take him out like he did AJ Styles. Hulk Hogan comes out and he wants to do it so Ray says OK. Sting makes the save. Abyss tries to attack him but it laid out with the bat.
BuzzFocus.com has published an advanced review of the first episode of WWE Tough Enough, which premieres next Monday night after RAW. Here are some spoilers from the first episode:
* The show begins with Steve Austin having the contestants setup an empty arena for a WWE event. The next day, the contestants begin their training with Trish Stratus, Booker T and Bill DeMott.
* The first beef on the show in the house happens between Miss USA Rima Fakih and New Jersey wrestler Mickael Zaki. Zaki talks about how women shouldn't be on the show and then catches heat for his sexist comments. Zaki throws a pillow at Miss USA. She responded by telling him off and storming out of the room. Zaki appears to be the bad guy on the show.
* The article teases that one of the contestants "craps their pants" during in-ring training on an episode.
Because it makes no sense. Obviously.
If you read it in relation to the last bit of the next weeks spoilers, it really doesnt make sense.