When the zombie outbreak happens

[Marquis]

NorCal already said I was in. You guys don't want to cook food for everyone do you?

We are men! We just slap a fuckin piece of meat on a grill and dinner is fuckin served.

 

[Mr. TM]

A lot of good a Camera will do when it freezes, and there is no electricity.

 

[Marquis]

We are men! We just slap a fuckin piece of meat on a grill and dinner is fuckin served.

^^.

 

[Mighty NorCal]

I can bring a video camera where we can keep a log of our days in the new colony can i be in now Norcal? or do i have to beg beg i tells ya

werent YOU the motherfucker who in the beginning of this thread, said you were gonna throw me out to the zombies?

 

[Deexter Jorgan]

werent YOU the motherfucker who in the beginning of this thread, said you were gonna throw me out to the zombies?

yes sir... but then you came up with the zombie banging idea so now i changed my mind!

 

[Mr. TM]

werent YOU the motherfucker who in the beginning of this thread, said you were gonna throw me out to the zombies?

HDJ and Milenko are out. Also, eating Zombie meat is fatal. Luckily Marquis and I are Moose hunters by passion.

 

[Mighty NorCal]

not sure we can deal with your whimsical allegiances within our zombie survival colony. Id have to confer with TM.

 

[Fizzy]

Who has guns?

I have guns. And many. I'd take you and Norcal.

 

[Miko]

I've got skills. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . and beer.

 

[Mr. TM]

Fizzy is in, his straight out anger would make him an effective killer.

 

[Mr. TM]

Miko is in. I enjoy beer. And we can use it to cook with. And drink.

 

[Deexter Jorgan]

not sure we can deal with your whimsical allegiances within our zombie survival colony. Id have to confer with TM.

Once TM turns dont blame me if you dont have any rope for your Zombie raping plans, Ill just hide out in a cave with Milenko and your zombie cooking gear!

 

[Jane]

I'll be a weapon. By this I mean you can chuck me at zombies. I'm pretty short.

 

[Mighty NorCal]

Fizzy is in. I didnt forget him, we are in the early stages, you see. He has posted allegiance to the colony. so he is good.

 

[Mr. TM]

I have frying pans. That will do us well. Since Ill probably reach Inuvik first, Ill start making the fire.

 

[Mighty NorCal]

I'll be a weapon. By this I mean you can chuck me at zombies. I'm pretty short.

This will work. We will also bring Mysterio fan. so he can weird the zombies out.

 

[Marquis]

This will work. We will also bring Mysterio fan. so he can weird the zombies out.

The more diversions the better.

 

[Miko]

Me and TM will just get drunk.

Until he turns that is.

 

[Marquis]

Once TM turns dont blame me if you dont have any rope for your Zombie raping plans, Ill just hide out in a cave with Milenko and your zombie cooking gear!

You think we would run out of rope for zombie raping? Don't underestimate me and Snorks pre zombie outbreak raping planning.


Edit: Fresh female zombies only for me.

 

[Jane]

Great! I look forward to sacrificing myself for a bunch of people I've never met.

 

[Mighty NorCal]

You think we would run out of rope for zombie raping? Don't underestimate me and Snorks pre zombie outbreak raping planning.


Edit: Fresh female zombies only for me.

I mean. it doesnt really matter to me how long they have been zombies, if they have upkept some manner of hygeine

 

[Deexter Jorgan]

Great! I look forward to sacrificing myself for a bunch of people I've never met.

you magnificant bastard

 

[Mighty NorCal]

trust us Jericho. we are worth it.

 

[Mr. TM]

I mean. it doesnt really matter to me how long they have been zombies, if they have upkept some manner of hygeine

For all we know, some zombies might be cleaner than some non zombies. Can zombies get syphilis?

 

[Miko]

Great! I look forward to sacrificing myself for a bunch of people I've never met.

Thats why your a good man. . . . . woman?



Well done Jane