When the zombie outbreak happens

[Uncle Sam]

I'll just wait outside. You'll have to let me in eventually. It'll get cold. What if I get a cold? Could you live with yourself then?

 

[Mighty NorCal]

If you promise to behave. and stop with all the TNA shit. that will DEFINATELY get you thrown to the zombies.

 

[Sparky]

I can make Coffee, you fuckers like Coffee? I'm also a mean Cook. Plus I'm Australian. Pro with a BBQ, Can fight, Grew up on a farm, I can handle my weapons.

 

[THE Madcap]

CBA to read through it all, only at page 19... BUT I feel I need to be considered for the colony, for my amazing feats of strength and power, I make a mean BBQ and because I'll be the token black guy.

As for my own colony...

TM - because he gives me teh lulz, you need someone who's gonna do that during an outbreak

NorCal - For the guns, actual guns that shoot and kill and shit

Becca - For teh boobiez. Doing zombies all the time would get boring and potentially messy

Jake - So I can have arguments about Shelton Benjamin and other things

IC25 - to keep us all in line

 

[THE Madcap]

oh and Sam also gives me teh lulz, I'd have him too

 

[Sparky]

 

[Jane]

As soon as I hear about the outbreak I'll head North, perhaps meeting some of you guys along the way, and report to the meeting place, where my job as a weapon will begin. I look forward to fighting with you all.

 

[Fuel The Fire]

I live in Florida, we can shoot people for looking at us wrong. So me

*looks at you very weird*

 

[Deexter Jorgan]

*looks at you very weird*

we all do that sometimes

 

[Murfish]

We also need to get mountains of drugs. I don't want to be bored during the zombie apocalypse so I'm bringing a mountain of blow.

 

[Mighty NorCal]

Murfish, there will be plenty of damn work to do while building the colony. we need you to be of clear mind and body.

 

[Murfish]

We still have to party Zion style every time we triumph over the machines!!!

err...zombies

 

[Mr. TM]

I'm deal. 250,000 strong dancing in an orgy like rave

 

[Mighty NorCal]

250,000???


we are allowing THAT many damn people into the colony?

 

[Mr. TM]

15 lads and enough women to repopulate

 

[Mighty NorCal]

I accept those conditions. damn. we will have our work seriously cut out for us.

 

[Mr. TM]

Any naming ideas?

 

[Mighty NorCal]

NorCal civic zombie survival colony is all I came up with.

im sure you could figure something far fancier.

 

[Mr. TM]

I though that we'd save that for one of our children.

 

[FromTheSouth]

We should call it Zion. That's what Jews always name their new homelands until they come up with something better.

 

[Mighty NorCal]

well we aint jewish, sucka.

and goodness knows, with some of the folks we got on this forum who are coming with us, there would be a massive bitch tits argument about THAT

 

[Mr. TM]

Are you saying we may have some Anti-semites coming? Maybe we'll just make new religions.

 

[Mighty NorCal]

or lock them out. tel them to pray to god the zombies dont get them, or that they dont freeze to death. Oh yea, wait. you dont belive in god. welp, looks like urrrr FUCKED