And here's where Kayfabe takes a big shit in the ring for us all to step in. Clearly we can see from the match they had, that has already been posted, that Chris Benoit is more than capable of absolutely tearing Mean Mark's joints to shreds, and repeatedly keeping him on the ground largely negating his advantages. It's also shows that Booger Red (ugh) and his soup bones (double ugh) won with a roll up. A ROLL UP. And not even the tasty fruit kind... just the boring wrestling one. Though I guess the other kind would be a foreign (and delicious) object.
Angle got him to tap out. FACT. Close your eyes and plug your ears all you want, it still happened. Yes, it didn't end a match in a lose for Undie (I call him 'Undie' you know like UnderTaker or Underwear, two things that can both be full of shit) but what's with the horseshit of people choosing to talk about it as if it "doesn't count" because it's not an official lose in the books, thereby maintaining their precious "he never lost via tap out" argument. It's not up to you. You don't get to not count it. It happened. You saw it. It's been recorded. It can be replayed whenever needed. Did the submission not make the man tap? Did it not show that an applied force to a specific joint is enough to elicit a match ending response? Are we to believe that Chris Benoit can not duplicate that same effect or output that same force to produce a similar result? God by that logic whatever isn't written down in official history books must also be of the false, erroneous, "didn't happen", "doesn't count", type nonsense. Not to mention the entire "he doesn't tap" argument is predicated on the booking of the match... What's to say this match won't be booked to have him tap. Clearly they already booked it to show it could happen, he just got lucky as it resulted in a draw. The next time it certainly could be a lose...
Oh wait, how silly of me... his "prime" is the Deadman etc. etc. etc. and he's some superhuman zombie, undead ...thing, with magical lightning powers, that doesn't tap (undead joints dontcha' know), can't stay down for more than five seconds -BTW who ever said that is a blind moron-, that can't be killed, and if he does you know.. get killed (triple ugh) can rise from the dead, and send opponents to hell in return. To. Hell. Really people....? Really? Do you even realize how fucking stupid that sounds. By the way this must be WWE Universe Hell, or maybe just Pro Wrestling Hell not normal people Hell, because as Edge showed you can actually come back from being sent there. By the by, for what he did wouldn't Benoit also be in hell? So shouldn't he also be some newly risen from the grave, eternally damned soulless abomination of all that is good and holy; a hell spawned undead super zombie Chris Benoit now filled with murderous rage and a lust for blood? Cause in that case Benoit would beat Undie's ass even more... probably even kill him. Good thing he can rise from his grave like the guys from Altered Beast.