UWF: Mock Draft V

[Uncle Sam]

I like my women like I like my chocolate.

 

[Cage917r]

Okay I dont even want to know what that means.....

 

[Uncle Sam]

Oh, I was hoping someone would make a guess so I could call them racist.

 

[MattMoses]

...

 

[Uncle Sam]

And they work? Properly?

 

[MattMoses]

Yes.

 

[Uncle Sam]

This is too good to be true. PM them to me please.

 

[Cage917r]

Quick question, if Wrestlemania airs here at 7ET, then what time would it start in England??? Just wondering.

 

[MattMoses]

12am

 

[Cage917r]

Ouch, so I am guessing they dont air it on PPV till a couple days later?????

 

[Cage917r]

Just to not, Next_Big_Thing, you are up...

 

[RKO Orton]

Hey guys, don't mean to be a troll here but MattMoses, could you PM me the streams also. Please and thanks. I'll have my thoughts on the rosters shortly.

 

[RKO Orton]

Here are my rosters rated from 6th to 1st:

6th- a0161613
Brand Name: Impact Pro Wresting (IPW)
General Manager: Stephanie McMahon
Male Roster:
1. Shawn Michaels
2. Edge
3. Mick Foley
4. Samoa Joe
5. -- MISSED --
6. Yokozuna
7. Jushin Thunder Liger
8. "The Million Dollar Man" Ted DiBiase
9. Abyss
10. Bryan Danielson
11. Mike Awesome
12. KENTA
13. -- MISSED --
14. Nigel McGuinness
15. Chris Hero
16. Claudio Castagnoli
17. Andre The Giant
18. Petey Williams
19. Perry Saturn
20. John Kronus
Female/Managerial Roster:
1. Sensational Sherri
2. Mr. Fuji
3.
4.
5.

No offense man, but aside from your first 5 or so picks it looks like you won't have a huge feud. But you have a lot of indy guys, which is why I rated you so low and don't think you'll have the best show. I could be wrong though, as you may be a match, ehm, perfectionist. But as of rosters, I believe yours is the weakest. No offense.

5th- The_Next_Big_Thing
Brand Name: World Federation of Wresting (WFW)
General Manager: Jim Cornette
Male Roster:
1. Hulk Hogan
2. John Cena
3. Vader
4. Goldberg
5. "Rowdy" Roddy Piper
6. Jake "The Snake" Roberts
7. Diamond Dallas Page
8. Booker T
9. Jeff Jarrett
10. Goldust
11. Billy Gunn
12. Road Dogg
13. Paul London
14. Brian Kendrick
15. Shelton Benjamin
16. Lex Luger
17. Big Bossman
18. Charlie Hass
19. Dusty Rhodes
20. Jimmy Snuka
Female/Managerial Roster:
1. Lita
2. Beth Phoenix
3.
4.
5.

TNBT, I know you didn't draft 7/10 of your roster, but I had to rate them here. I think you could have a great feud between Hogan and Cena, but I really don't know what you could have after that. Piper vs. Rhodes? Booker vs. Goldberg? I'll be interested in what you do here.

4th- Uncle Sam
Brand Name: International Professional Wrestling (IPW)
General Manager: Paul Heyman
Male Roster:
1. The Undertaker
2. Brock Lesnar
3. Triple H
4. Batista
5. Rob Van Dam
6. CM Punk
7. Jeff Hardy
8. "Wildcat" Chris Harris
9. "Cowboy" James Storm
10. Matt Hardy
11. Tommy Dreamer
12. Hernandez
13. Homicide
14. Senshi
15. Mr. Kennedy
16. Konnan
17. Rhino
18. Sabu
19. Balls Mahoney
20. Taz
Female/Managerial Roster:
1. Awesome Kong
2. Chearleader Melissa
3. Paul Bearer
4.
5.

Sam, I know you also didn't draft basically any of the roster, but aside from the top 3, LAX and AMW, you basically have a bunch of ECW originals and spot monkeys. I could see a Punk vs. Kennedy feud, or a RVD vs. Jeff Hardy feud (a bunch of gimmick matches). You know what you are doing though, so you could have a good chance of winning this thing.

3rd- jpfizzle
Brand Name: Golden Wrestling Alliance (GWA)
General Manager: Eric Bischoff
Male Roster:
1. "Stone Cold" Steve Austin
2. Ric Flair
3. "Macho Man" Randy Savage
4. Scott Hall/Razor Ramon
5. Kevin Nash
6. Owen Hart
7. "Dynamite Kid" Tom Billington
8. Arn Anderson
9. Tully Blanchard
10. Alex Shelley
11. Chris Sabin
12. "British Bulldog" Davey Boy Smith
13. "Psycho" Sid Vicious
14. Lance Storm
15. MVP
16. Ken Shamrock
17. X-Pac
18. Gregory Helms
19. "Ravishing" Rick Rude
20. Harry Smith
Female/Managerial Roster:
1. Chyna
2. Molly Holly
3. Gail Kim
4.
5.

I have you here because you have already started some storylines and I love your Stone Cold segments. You do have the Outsiders and could feud them with the British Bulldogs. But I'd rather you have Blanchard and Anderson team up and have Nash and Hall go single. I'm not sure what you're doing because I haven't gone through the whole draft. Right now you're a sleeper of mine.

2nd- MattMoses
Brand Name: Pro Wresting Federation (PWF)
General Manager: Shane McMahon
Male Roster:
1. Bret "The Hitman" Hart
2. Kurt Angle
3. Sting
4. Chris Benoit
5. "Mr. Perfect" Curt Hennig
6. Ricky "The Dragon" Steamboat
7. Dean Malenko
8. Brian Pillman
9. Scott Stiener
10. Rick Stiener
11. Ultimo Dragon
12. Road Warrior Animal
13. Raven
14. Terry Funk
15. Road Warrior Hawk
16. Bam Bam Bigelow
17. The Great Muta
18. Barry Windham
19. Smash
20. Ax
Female/Managerial Roster:
1. Bobby Heenan
2. Jimmy Hart
3.
4.
5.

I think you and Cage are neck-and-neck on the rosters, because you have 4 great technical wrestlers (Hart, Angle, Benoit, and Malenko) an Icon (Sting) a few other good wrestlers (Perfect, Pillman) and decent tag-teams (Steiners, Road Warriors). I'm interested to see the feuds you have.

1st- Cage1917r
Brand Name: Ultimate Wrestling Entertainment (UWE)
General Manager: Vince McMahon
Male Roster:
1. The Rock
2. Randy Orton
3. Chris Jericho
4. Eddie Guerrero
5. Rey Mysterio Jr.
6. AJ Styles
7. Christian Cage
8. The Big Show
9. Kane
10. John "Bradshaw" Layfield
11. Bubba Ray Dudley
12. Umaga
13. D-Von Dudley
14. Ron Simmons
15. Bobby Lashley
16. Tomko
17. Finlay
18. Christopher Daniels
19. Carlito
20. Chris Masters
Female/Managerial Roster:
1. Trish Stratus
2. Mickie James
3. ODB
4.
5.

I think you did an awesome job in this draft, except for drafting Orton 2nd. I believe he could have gone 8th or 9th. Either way, you have 10 main eventers that you can play around with, a few decent tag-teams, but again I'm loving your roster. I really loved your Dreamer-Daniels trade. How did you manage to get so lucky? Good job.

As for everyone, I hope that this goes along and that I can participate in the next one. Good luck to everyone.

 

[Uncle Sam]

Ouch, so I am guessing they dont air it on PPV till a couple days later?????

Nope it's live. I just can't order it.

 

[Cage917r]

Well I took Orton that early cuz last draft I believe he went pretty early and I have big plans for him, you will see once we start reporting shows, and I pulled the Dreamer for Daniels trade off cuz when Cola was in this, he was doing his extreme revolution thing, so he wanted Dreamer, got lucky cuz later that day he was sent to prison I believe.

 

[Uncle Sam]

Yeah, stupid bastard.

 

[Nathan]

For my 23rd pick WFW selects.............Melina.

 

[MattMoses]

For my next manager, I'll take James J. Dillon.

 

[a0161613]

Will be back in two minutes with my picks

 

[a0161613]

I raid ROh yet again... do I care? Do i heck!

Sara del Rey and Larry Sweeney join Chris Hero and Claudio Castagnoli to form the New Sweet and Sour Inc in IPW

 

[MattMoses]

I'll take "Classy" Freddie Blassie.

 

[a0161613]

Two brilliant picks, i cant beleive i missed blassie.

I am really struggling with these picks.

The wrestlers were easy but i can only seem to think of heel managers / valets etc.

 

[Nathan]

With it's 24th pick WFW chooses.............Miss Elizabeth as manager of Hulk Hogan!!!

 

[Cage917r]

With its 24th pick..........UWE selects Angelina Love

 

[Nathan]

Lets get some debate going!!!!!