UWF Mock Draft VI
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I'll post my show match-by-match and edit it all together into something somewhat presentable in the end.
Rated R Rasslin' presents...
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The show opens with some feeble pyrotechnics. They serve to enhance the entrance of Christian Cage, however, his TNA music blasting out and lasers sweeping the arena. The crowd pops, but they pop even harder for Jeff Hardy, who comes out swathed in what is supposedly war paint. He flails his limbs a little bit and the crowd goes nuts. The pops lessen afterward, coming to a low as Carlito gets relatively little reaction.
Xmas Tree Match
Title Shot @ Any Time, Anywhere to be won
Christian Cage vs. Abyss vs. Jeff Hardy vs. Carlito vs. Consequences Creed vs. Eric Young
A twelve foot Christmas tree - ominously labelled the Xmas tree - sits in the centre of the ring, supported by dozens of wires which dart across the roof of the arena. It’s covered in barb wire for tinsel and light bulbs for baubles. Worst of all, there are pine needles. It appears they aren’t non-drop either, as they coat the ring, as well as the tree. Ladders, to be used to get to the top of the tree, lay around ringside. A referee holds the star, ready to be put atop the tree King of the Mountain-style after a wrestler takes it from him. The winner gets a shot at the Rated R Rasslin’ title whenever they wish.
It opens as a classic clusterfuck at the start with everyone ganging up on Abyss and clumsily trading fake-looking blows. Finally, everybody except Christian and Hardy are left in the ring, face to face. They give each other a lengthy stare before grappling. Christian gets the early advantage, dropping Hardy on the mat and covering him in painful-looking needles. Hardy ends up getting some mesaure of revenge by drop-kicking Christian with a ladder as the latter tries to get it in.
From this point on, it’s a spotfest, Money in the Bank style. Whoever requests the star doesn’t get far with it. Carlito performs a lot of athletic moves during the match, apparently being told that he can. Creed bounces around the ring happily, even having control for a small portion of the match before Abyss Black Hole slams him. Young runs around nervously, occasionally pausing to get beaten up. Hardy and Cage share the spotlight, each taking massive risks and both being thrown into a sharp tree at one time or another. Abyss’ highlight is power bombing a newly shirtless Hardy onto some light bulbs which have fallen from the tree, cutting heavy gashes into his back.
It comes to a head as Hardy and Christian struggle to possess the star on ladders either side of the tree. The other four clumsily brawl on the outside. Christian grabs the star and forcefully shoves Hardy’s ladder. Jeff falls off in a weird somersault, landing on the four outside of the ring (though it looks weak - even though he almost kills Abyss, all the others are only glanced but drop like they’ve just been shot).
Cage takes a moment to rest before finally setting the star above the tree. It abruptly drops off, but his theme music confirms he did win the match.
Highlight for winner: Christian Cage, who now has a title shot whenever he wants (a la Money in the Bank).
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Triple Threat Tag Team Match
Beer Money Inc. vs. Latin American Xchange vs. Alex Shelley and The Brian Kendrick
Tornado tag rules and nothing on the line but pride… and maybe your own well-being, depending if Hernandez decides to get involved.
For a moment after all the entrances have been made (the crowd hot for all three teams even, oddly, the arrogant alliance Shelley and Kendrick) and after all the bell has rung, all the teams stand still. Then, as fast as light flips on, Kelley (as Kendrick and Shelley shall here forth be known) and Beer Money dive at LAX’s corner. It’s almost like something out of a cartoon, the heels (or, at the very least, tweeners) seeming like a mob as they beat down LAX. It’s even more cartoonish, however, as Kendrick goes flying across the ring. Hernandez clears house, sending Shelley, Storm and Kendrick hurtling out of the ring and then setting his eyes on Roode as Homicide recovers. As the big man concerns himself with mopping the floor with Roode, who valiantly fights to survive, Storm pulls Homicide out of the ring. Shelley and Kendrick treat him a to a pitch-perfect con-chair-to, and then Storm breaks a beer bottle over his head and then slides his unconscious body under the ring. It’s just become a handicap match.
Hernandez puts up a fight at first, but soon becomes mobbed down, appearing vulnerable most to Kelley’s oddly synchronised attacks - though becomes decidedly less vulnerable as they stand around and pose instead of capitalising. With Hernandez momentarily sitting it out, the two remaining teams set about putting on a spectacle, playing perfectly off the big man/little man dynamic. They even seem to have it wrapped up at one point as they take advantage of having the same signature move with a double Sliced Bread #2/The Kendrick on Storm. The crowd goes nuts and the follow-on roll-up only fails because of the intervention of a pissed off Hernandez, who proceeds to throw the two around like he was the Incredible Hulk. Then noticing Roode outside of the ring, he leaps over the top rope, smashing Roode in the chest and landing on his feet, ripping his top off as the crowd go fucking mental.
Meanwhile, Homicide climbs from underneath the ring, bleeding heavily and confused. He clambers into the ring, only for Shelley to trap him in one of his ingenious roll-ups for the win.
Highlight for winners: Alex Shelley and The Brian Kendrick.
Shelley and Kendrick only dare to stand about and pose for a moment, as a bull-like Hernandez darts back into the ring. Roode cautiously fishes Storm out and Beer Money stumble off, licking their wounds.
This leaves a very angry Hernandez and a very apologetic Homicide. It’s not good enough for the big man, however, who gives Homicide a kick to the sternum and the sends him clean out of the ring with a Border Toss. One things for sure, Homicide’s going to need a trip to the hospital.
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No Time Limit
Kurt Angle vs. Randy Savage
A match between two legends of the sport - at two very different times. To appease the fans in the arena (who have most likely come from some ROH show) the “No Time Limit” gimmick was added. Y’know, they appeased Hitler too, and look what came of that.
The match starts with both wrestlers on an equal footing pop-wise. Savage is the bigger star, with more history in the business. This is a smarky crowd, however, so Angle is well represented. It starts off with Savage looking rusty, and Angle relaxing into a heel role, doing his best to embarrass the aged legend, tackling and slapping about; just being generally casual about the ass-kicking he’s delivering.
Though he may be old, it doe seem like Savage has some fight left in him and he starts pulling off some moves which, at his age, should probably be impossible. For a time, it seems that his old agility has come back to him, and he has a surprised Angle in his hands, wearing him down.
As Angle decides to stop going easy, Savage matches him step-for-step. He’s sucking wind, but he manages to keep up. The two take turns throwing each other about, transitioning from rest holds into slams and so on and so forth. Savage gets Angle down on the floor and goes for the Elbow, but, characteristically, Angle leaps to his feet and hits an Angle Slam from the top rope. Savage won’t give in though. Angle pulls down the straps and goes for the Moonsault, but Savage dodges out of the way.
Winded, Angle frantically slides from the ring and crawls up the ramp. Savage is in hot pursuit - and the crowd are equally hot as Savage begins laying down a beating on the Olympic Gold medallist. Angle gets in an eye poke and struggles onto the stage. Savage clears his eyesight in time to see Angle somersaulting onto him. The crowd gives a suitable reaction as Kurt asks something along the lines of “who’s the fucking man?”.
Once dragged back into the ring, Savage still refuses to be pinned and mounts a fight back, only for Angle to hook in an Ankle Lock out of nowhere. Savage writhes for what seems an eternity, but manages to roll underneath himself, sending Angle into the turnbuckle and laying him out. Savage signals for the Elbow and the crowd goes fucking nuts. Savage leaps from the turnbuckle and hits in, ending in Angle being pinned.
Highlight for winner: Randy Savage
After the match, Savage leaves, slightly worse for wear, to a standing ovation. Angle regains himself and throws a massive fucking wobbly in the ring. Typical.
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Nativity Scene Brawl
Samoa Joe vs. Chavo Guerrero
Festive objects crafted into dangerous weapons lay about the arena. At the top of the entrance ramp, a shoddy wooden nativity scene is erected, just begging to have someone thrown into it.
The match starts with the enigma of whether Chavo is going to be booked respectfully or whether Joe is going to eat him up - possibly literally. The two lock up and Chavo dodges around Joe for a little bit, getting decent pops from the crowd for doing so. An attempted roll out of the way ends with Chavo getting a hard kick in the face, and Joe begins going to work. First he brutalises Chavo with his fists, cutting him open. He then goes through a succession of submission moves in order to punish his opponent. As it looks as Chavo is going to tap, Joe stops.
The Samoan drags Chavo outside and starts having with all the Christmassy objects. He attempts to cave Chavo’s skull in with a rocking horse at first, then breaking a giant candy cane over his back. To rub salt in Chavo’s wounds, he proceeds to break a plywood cross over his face.
To add icing to the cake, Joe takes Chavo up the ramp, hitting him with road signs (nor very Christmassy, I know) and the like as he does. Finally there, Joe teases throwing Chavo through the nativity scene several times, then does. Then again. And again. And again. Plywood, straw and cardboard lay everywhere. Joe finally has mercy, sort of, setting Chavo up on some scaffolding before hitting the Muscle Buster. If Chavo’s not dead, he’s probably in a coma. An easy win.
Highlight for winner: Samoa Joe
Rated R Rasslin' presents...
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The show opens with some feeble pyrotechnics. They serve to enhance the entrance of Christian Cage, however, his TNA music blasting out and lasers sweeping the arena. The crowd pops, but they pop even harder for Jeff Hardy, who comes out swathed in what is supposedly war paint. He flails his limbs a little bit and the crowd goes nuts. The pops lessen afterward, coming to a low as Carlito gets relatively little reaction.
Xmas Tree Match
Title Shot @ Any Time, Anywhere to be won
Christian Cage vs. Abyss vs. Jeff Hardy vs. Carlito vs. Consequences Creed vs. Eric Young
A twelve foot Christmas tree - ominously labelled the Xmas tree - sits in the centre of the ring, supported by dozens of wires which dart across the roof of the arena. It’s covered in barb wire for tinsel and light bulbs for baubles. Worst of all, there are pine needles. It appears they aren’t non-drop either, as they coat the ring, as well as the tree. Ladders, to be used to get to the top of the tree, lay around ringside. A referee holds the star, ready to be put atop the tree King of the Mountain-style after a wrestler takes it from him. The winner gets a shot at the Rated R Rasslin’ title whenever they wish.
It opens as a classic clusterfuck at the start with everyone ganging up on Abyss and clumsily trading fake-looking blows. Finally, everybody except Christian and Hardy are left in the ring, face to face. They give each other a lengthy stare before grappling. Christian gets the early advantage, dropping Hardy on the mat and covering him in painful-looking needles. Hardy ends up getting some mesaure of revenge by drop-kicking Christian with a ladder as the latter tries to get it in.
From this point on, it’s a spotfest, Money in the Bank style. Whoever requests the star doesn’t get far with it. Carlito performs a lot of athletic moves during the match, apparently being told that he can. Creed bounces around the ring happily, even having control for a small portion of the match before Abyss Black Hole slams him. Young runs around nervously, occasionally pausing to get beaten up. Hardy and Cage share the spotlight, each taking massive risks and both being thrown into a sharp tree at one time or another. Abyss’ highlight is power bombing a newly shirtless Hardy onto some light bulbs which have fallen from the tree, cutting heavy gashes into his back.
It comes to a head as Hardy and Christian struggle to possess the star on ladders either side of the tree. The other four clumsily brawl on the outside. Christian grabs the star and forcefully shoves Hardy’s ladder. Jeff falls off in a weird somersault, landing on the four outside of the ring (though it looks weak - even though he almost kills Abyss, all the others are only glanced but drop like they’ve just been shot).
Cage takes a moment to rest before finally setting the star above the tree. It abruptly drops off, but his theme music confirms he did win the match.
Highlight for winner: Christian Cage, who now has a title shot whenever he wants (a la Money in the Bank).
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Triple Threat Tag Team Match
Beer Money Inc. vs. Latin American Xchange vs. Alex Shelley and The Brian Kendrick
Tornado tag rules and nothing on the line but pride… and maybe your own well-being, depending if Hernandez decides to get involved.
For a moment after all the entrances have been made (the crowd hot for all three teams even, oddly, the arrogant alliance Shelley and Kendrick) and after all the bell has rung, all the teams stand still. Then, as fast as light flips on, Kelley (as Kendrick and Shelley shall here forth be known) and Beer Money dive at LAX’s corner. It’s almost like something out of a cartoon, the heels (or, at the very least, tweeners) seeming like a mob as they beat down LAX. It’s even more cartoonish, however, as Kendrick goes flying across the ring. Hernandez clears house, sending Shelley, Storm and Kendrick hurtling out of the ring and then setting his eyes on Roode as Homicide recovers. As the big man concerns himself with mopping the floor with Roode, who valiantly fights to survive, Storm pulls Homicide out of the ring. Shelley and Kendrick treat him a to a pitch-perfect con-chair-to, and then Storm breaks a beer bottle over his head and then slides his unconscious body under the ring. It’s just become a handicap match.
Hernandez puts up a fight at first, but soon becomes mobbed down, appearing vulnerable most to Kelley’s oddly synchronised attacks - though becomes decidedly less vulnerable as they stand around and pose instead of capitalising. With Hernandez momentarily sitting it out, the two remaining teams set about putting on a spectacle, playing perfectly off the big man/little man dynamic. They even seem to have it wrapped up at one point as they take advantage of having the same signature move with a double Sliced Bread #2/The Kendrick on Storm. The crowd goes nuts and the follow-on roll-up only fails because of the intervention of a pissed off Hernandez, who proceeds to throw the two around like he was the Incredible Hulk. Then noticing Roode outside of the ring, he leaps over the top rope, smashing Roode in the chest and landing on his feet, ripping his top off as the crowd go fucking mental.
Meanwhile, Homicide climbs from underneath the ring, bleeding heavily and confused. He clambers into the ring, only for Shelley to trap him in one of his ingenious roll-ups for the win.
Highlight for winners: Alex Shelley and The Brian Kendrick.
Shelley and Kendrick only dare to stand about and pose for a moment, as a bull-like Hernandez darts back into the ring. Roode cautiously fishes Storm out and Beer Money stumble off, licking their wounds.
This leaves a very angry Hernandez and a very apologetic Homicide. It’s not good enough for the big man, however, who gives Homicide a kick to the sternum and the sends him clean out of the ring with a Border Toss. One things for sure, Homicide’s going to need a trip to the hospital.
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No Time Limit
Kurt Angle vs. Randy Savage
A match between two legends of the sport - at two very different times. To appease the fans in the arena (who have most likely come from some ROH show) the “No Time Limit” gimmick was added. Y’know, they appeased Hitler too, and look what came of that.
The match starts with both wrestlers on an equal footing pop-wise. Savage is the bigger star, with more history in the business. This is a smarky crowd, however, so Angle is well represented. It starts off with Savage looking rusty, and Angle relaxing into a heel role, doing his best to embarrass the aged legend, tackling and slapping about; just being generally casual about the ass-kicking he’s delivering.
Though he may be old, it doe seem like Savage has some fight left in him and he starts pulling off some moves which, at his age, should probably be impossible. For a time, it seems that his old agility has come back to him, and he has a surprised Angle in his hands, wearing him down.
As Angle decides to stop going easy, Savage matches him step-for-step. He’s sucking wind, but he manages to keep up. The two take turns throwing each other about, transitioning from rest holds into slams and so on and so forth. Savage gets Angle down on the floor and goes for the Elbow, but, characteristically, Angle leaps to his feet and hits an Angle Slam from the top rope. Savage won’t give in though. Angle pulls down the straps and goes for the Moonsault, but Savage dodges out of the way.
Winded, Angle frantically slides from the ring and crawls up the ramp. Savage is in hot pursuit - and the crowd are equally hot as Savage begins laying down a beating on the Olympic Gold medallist. Angle gets in an eye poke and struggles onto the stage. Savage clears his eyesight in time to see Angle somersaulting onto him. The crowd gives a suitable reaction as Kurt asks something along the lines of “who’s the fucking man?”.
Once dragged back into the ring, Savage still refuses to be pinned and mounts a fight back, only for Angle to hook in an Ankle Lock out of nowhere. Savage writhes for what seems an eternity, but manages to roll underneath himself, sending Angle into the turnbuckle and laying him out. Savage signals for the Elbow and the crowd goes fucking nuts. Savage leaps from the turnbuckle and hits in, ending in Angle being pinned.
Highlight for winner: Randy Savage
After the match, Savage leaves, slightly worse for wear, to a standing ovation. Angle regains himself and throws a massive fucking wobbly in the ring. Typical.
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Nativity Scene Brawl
Samoa Joe vs. Chavo Guerrero
Festive objects crafted into dangerous weapons lay about the arena. At the top of the entrance ramp, a shoddy wooden nativity scene is erected, just begging to have someone thrown into it.
The match starts with the enigma of whether Chavo is going to be booked respectfully or whether Joe is going to eat him up - possibly literally. The two lock up and Chavo dodges around Joe for a little bit, getting decent pops from the crowd for doing so. An attempted roll out of the way ends with Chavo getting a hard kick in the face, and Joe begins going to work. First he brutalises Chavo with his fists, cutting him open. He then goes through a succession of submission moves in order to punish his opponent. As it looks as Chavo is going to tap, Joe stops.
The Samoan drags Chavo outside and starts having with all the Christmassy objects. He attempts to cave Chavo’s skull in with a rocking horse at first, then breaking a giant candy cane over his back. To rub salt in Chavo’s wounds, he proceeds to break a plywood cross over his face.
To add icing to the cake, Joe takes Chavo up the ramp, hitting him with road signs (nor very Christmassy, I know) and the like as he does. Finally there, Joe teases throwing Chavo through the nativity scene several times, then does. Then again. And again. And again. Plywood, straw and cardboard lay everywhere. Joe finally has mercy, sort of, setting Chavo up on some scaffolding before hitting the Muscle Buster. If Chavo’s not dead, he’s probably in a coma. An easy win.
Highlight for winner: Samoa Joe
Ditto.
JPW Presents...
Men Against Boys
JPW Presents...
Men Against Boys
Match 1 - Two Out Of Three Falls Match
Eddie Guerrero
Vs.
Dean Malenko
Eddie Guerrero
Vs.
Dean Malenko
This match was a match that had been contested many times before, with both men sharing a mutual respect for each other after their incredible bouts in the original ECW. This match was made by Vince McMahon as a rubber from there previous battles to see which man would come out on top - This match would be contested under Two Out Of Three Falls Rules.
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This match was a pure wrestling classic with both men showing not only their at wrestling skills, but also their high flying ability and pain threshold. It was the first fall which neither man seemed to be able to get, both men utilizing there finishers but nether man being able to get the three count.
The match really began to spark when Guerrero hit the Three Amigos, playing to the crowd as he did this. The crowd responded with a mixed reaction for Guerrero, with many chants for Malenko ringing round the arena. Guerrero applies a side headlock, slowing the pace of the match down. Malenko then attempts a Pinfall, with Guerrero still applying the headlock, but only gets a two count. Malenko then made his way back to a vertical base and pushed Guerrero into the ropes and tried to deliver a big back body drop, which Guerrero countered into a swinging neck-breaker, which still only gained him a two count. Guerrero began to get frustrated and rained punches and kicks down on Malenko, backing him into a corner. Guerrero positioned Malenko for the Hurricanrana off the top rope, which Guerrero hits, leaving Malenko down in the centre of the ring. Guerrero signals for his signature move, The Frog Splash. He goes up to the top rope, playing to the crowd, and attempts to hit the Frog Splash, but as he is Mid-Flight, Malenko rolls out of the way!
Both men were left down on the canvas, the referee beginning the ten count. The Referee reached eight before both men got to their feet, trading blows in the middle of the ring. Malenko got the upper hand, Irish whipping Guerrero off the ropes and hitting a spinning heel kick that got a two count. Malenko was building momentum, hitting numerous clotheslines and Lariats, before executing a picture perfect tilt of the world back-breaker to the delight of the crowd. Malenko then signalled for his signature move, The Powerbomb, which he hit...Straight into a Cloverleaf!!!
Guerrero tries to break free of the hold, crawling towards the ropes, to no avail as eventually Eddie tapped out and the first fall was awarded to Malenko!
Dean Malenko 1 - 0 Eddie Guerrero
Malenko chose not to play to the crowd and instead focus all his intentions on a fallen Guerrero, further punishing Guerrero's broken body with kicks to the abdomen. Malenko Irish Whipped Guerrero into the Turnbuckle, leaving Guerrero slumped on the Turnbuckle. Malenko, a look of intensity on his face, positioned Guerrero on the second turnbuckle and climbed to the ropes to attempt a Gut-Buster, which he hits! The crowd goes nuts as Malenko attempts a cover, but only gets a two count. Rival chants are heard, some shouting "Let's Go Eddie" others chanting "Ma-len-ko" as these two fan favourites did battle.
Malenko began to get frustrated after his near fall after the Gut-Buster, However Guerrero used this to his advantage, countering a Flying Body Press by catching Malenko in Mid Air and hitting a Fallaway Slam, no easy feat for a man of Guerrero's stature! Guerrero then played to the crowd before hitting an amazing 6 Suplexes on Malenko, but even this only got a two count on a resolute Malenko. The 6 suplexes left Malenko sprawled in a heap in the centre of the ring, to which Eddie stomped on Malenko to make sure that he would not counter the following move, before hitting a Five Star Frog Splash for the Pinfall and the Second Fall!
Dean Malenko 1 - 1 Eddie Guerrero
Both men now had one fall and had to fight tooth and nail for the last one that would get them the victory. Eddie was in pain after the Frog Splash as not only did Malenko take the impact, but Guerrero didnt get all of the Frog Splash and landed painfully on his right ankle.
The referee began his count and got up to six before Guerrero got to his feet and, limping, lifted Malenko to his feet and executed numerous European Uppercuts on a dazed Malenko, who seemed to have to answer to Guerreros attacks. Guerrero then proceeded to Irish Whip Malenko into the turnbuckle and attempt a splash on Malenko in the corner.. But Malenko managed to get out of the way, and as Guerrero stumbled around in the ring, with Malenko climbing the top rope and executing a picture perfect cross body off the top rope, straight into a cover for a near fall. Malenko seemed to get a new lease of life after that near fall and rained down punches on Guerrero. Guerrero tried to cover up to no avail as Malenko punished him with hard right hands until he stopped and lifted Guerrero up to his feet only to Irish whip him off the ropes and hit a Tilt Of The World Backbreaker.
The action began to hot up as near falls for Malenko came after Dropkicks and Powerbombs. Malenko went for another Powerbomb which Guerrero reversed into a sunset flip pinfall for a two count. Malenko ran the ropes and went for a clothesline which Guerrero ducked under and hit a clothesline of his own. With both men down, the referee began the count, which reached five before both men were on there feet and trading blows, with Guerrero getting the advantage by blocking Malenkos attempted right hand and pounding away at Malenko with lefts and rights, flooring The Iceman. Guerrero lifted Malenko up and ran the ropes, hitting a hurricanrana. Eddie picked up the pace, hitting numerous high-flying moves, getting near falls on Malenko. The crowd was at fever pitch, sensing the end of this gripping encounter.
Guerrero went back to what he does best, hitting the three amigos on Malenko. Guerrero covers Malenko for a near fall. Guerrero goes to the top rope, preparing for a five star frog splash. Just as Guerrero begins his descent, Malenko rolls out of the way and the advantage goes to Malenko. Malenko gets up first and hits a fall away slam for a near fall. Malenko then signals for the end of the match, much to the crowds delight. Malenko then goes for a Powerbomb, he picks Guerrero up.. But Guerrero reverses into a sunset flip pinfall attempt 1...2...3!!!! Guerrero gets the win in this hard-fought contest.
Winner: Eddie Guerrero 2-1 @ 34:57
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After the match these two ring warriors pay tribute to each other, raising each others arms as a sign of their friendship, before exiting the ring to the sound a rapturous applause and heading to the back.
Papa Shango
Frontman of the WZ Band!!
I actually have 5 championships, counting the tag belts. Only the World, Tag, and IC belts are meant to be taken seriously however. The other two I threw in there as a joke. The Hardcore belt is only gonna be defended in "official" matches when I need to fill the card. The European championship has a purpose, kind of. Well, not really.
THe WHoLe FuCKiN SHoW
Pre-Show Stalwart
since that guy failed to post a show is there any way youd be willing to let someone else take over his roster?
i was in the first fantasy draft and did pretty well. havent been in one since but id be willing to post a show asap if you guys were cool with it.
i was in the first fantasy draft and did pretty well. havent been in one since but id be willing to post a show asap if you guys were cool with it.
THe WHoLe FuCKiN SHoW
Pre-Show Stalwart
thanx fellas. im guna drop some guys from his roster and pick up some new ones that havent been picked yet if thats okay. and if i could possibly have bischoff instead of JR that would be great too.
im gunna get started on my show now so sunday at noons no problem
thanx again
im gunna get started on my show now so sunday at noons no problem
thanx again
THe WHoLe FuCKiN SHoW
Pre-Show Stalwart
ok so i made a lot of changes to Roys original roster because im really not a fan of most of the superstars he'd drafted and it wasnt a very flexible roster. i hope everyones ok with the changes. they are as follows:
Drop:
GM: Jim Ross
Sabu
Sandman
William Regal
Vladimir Kozlov
JBL
Terry Funk
Big Daddy V
Finlay
Kofi Kingston
Tommy Dreamer
Add:
GM: Eric Bischoff
Nigel McGuinness
Mike Awesome
Brian Pillman
Mike Knox
Teddy Hart
DH Smith
TJ Wilson
Austin Aries
Roderick Strong
Shane Douglas
Milano Collection T.A (Akihito Terui)
New Federation Name: Ultimate Collison Wrestling - UCW
New Roster
GM: Eric Bischoff
Hulk Hogan
HHH
Mick Foley
Kane
Batista
Mr. Kennedy
John Morisson
Taz
Bryan Danielson
Nigel McGuinness
Mike Awesome
Brian Pillman
Mike Knox
Teddy Hart
DH Smith
TJ Wilson
Austin Aries
Roderick Strong
Shane Douglas
Milano Collection T.A (Akihito Terui)
Drop:
GM: Jim Ross
Sabu
Sandman
William Regal
Vladimir Kozlov
JBL
Terry Funk
Big Daddy V
Finlay
Kofi Kingston
Tommy Dreamer
Add:
GM: Eric Bischoff
Nigel McGuinness
Mike Awesome
Brian Pillman
Mike Knox
Teddy Hart
DH Smith
TJ Wilson
Austin Aries
Roderick Strong
Shane Douglas
Milano Collection T.A (Akihito Terui)
New Federation Name: Ultimate Collison Wrestling - UCW
New Roster
GM: Eric Bischoff
Hulk Hogan
HHH
Mick Foley
Kane
Batista
Mr. Kennedy
John Morisson
Taz
Bryan Danielson
Nigel McGuinness
Mike Awesome
Brian Pillman
Mike Knox
Teddy Hart
DH Smith
TJ Wilson
Austin Aries
Roderick Strong
Shane Douglas
Milano Collection T.A (Akihito Terui)
THe WHoLe FuCKiN SHoW
Pre-Show Stalwart
Scene 1:
Eric Bischoff takes a gander at his new office. Tries out his comfy new chair, leans back and puts his feet up on the desk, wearing a satisfied grin. he picks up a name plate at the edge of the desk that reads "GM: Jim Ross" and drops it in a nearby garbage can cartoonishly.
EB: Poor guy. Good ol' JR. He was just so excited about starting up his own federation. (thinking it over) He never would've made it anyway.
Theres a knock at the door. Without waiting for permission to enter, in walks Hulk Hogan.
Hogan: So the rumors really are true. This crap all over again.
EB: Indeed, old friend.
Bischoff reaches out to shake Hulks hand but he is rebuffed.
Hogan: What are you doing here Eric?
EB: (Amused) Cmon Hulkster, we both know why I'm here. I'm here to do what I do best: Create controversy. After all, controversy creates--
Hogan: Cash. I know.
They are immediatly inerupted by HHH, who storms into the room looking to find out if the rumors he'd heard were true as well. Not at all happy to find out that they were.
HHH: Where's JR?
EB: Thats not important now, Hunter. Whats important is that-
HHH: (Getting in Bischoffs face with a much louder tone of voice) Where's JR?
EB: (Casually removing himself from HHH's overwhelming presence) Well lets just say that he's...how should I put this? In a better place now.
Hogan and HHH exchanged concerned looks
Hogan: What the hell does that mean?
EB: (Sitting back down in his chair and disregarding the question) Listen, gentlemen. I really appreciate your concern. Honestly, I do. But we've got a show in less than 24 hours and the two of you should probably be more concerned with your matches. Especially you Hulkster. Your in the Main Event.
Hogan: Against?
EB: I'm so glad you asked. You know you've done it all in this business Hogan but I was able to find one man you have never stepped in the ring with one on one. So at UCWs first Mega Show Extravaganza, "WARPATH" you'll be facing Mick Foley in the main event.
Hogan looks at HHH as if he expected him to be his opponent and HHH seems to be confused as to why he isnt in the main event. Hulk exits.
HHH: So where does that leave me, Bischoff?
EB: Aaah HHH. You see I had originally planned for you to be a part of that main event but things have changed. I recently acquired an extraordinary piece of talent that has quite an interest in meeting you in the ring and quite frankly I just couldnt pass up the opportunity.
HHH: And who might that be?
EB: That might be Shane Douglas. You see hes developed a bitter hatred towards two of your closest allies, Flair and HBK over the years. He figures since he cant get his hands on them he might as well take out his frustrations on you.
HHH: (Amused) Really. Well I wouldnt mind taking that piece of trash out once and for all. But I wont be out of the main event for long and dont you forget that.
EB: The Franchise and The Game. I adore it.
HHH takes one final glance at Bischoff and exits, slamming the door behind him. Bischoff relaxes back into his chair and checks his watch.
EB: Hm. He's late.
Eric Bischoff takes a gander at his new office. Tries out his comfy new chair, leans back and puts his feet up on the desk, wearing a satisfied grin. he picks up a name plate at the edge of the desk that reads "GM: Jim Ross" and drops it in a nearby garbage can cartoonishly.
EB: Poor guy. Good ol' JR. He was just so excited about starting up his own federation. (thinking it over) He never would've made it anyway.
Theres a knock at the door. Without waiting for permission to enter, in walks Hulk Hogan.
Hogan: So the rumors really are true. This crap all over again.
EB: Indeed, old friend.
Bischoff reaches out to shake Hulks hand but he is rebuffed.
Hogan: What are you doing here Eric?
EB: (Amused) Cmon Hulkster, we both know why I'm here. I'm here to do what I do best: Create controversy. After all, controversy creates--
Hogan: Cash. I know.
They are immediatly inerupted by HHH, who storms into the room looking to find out if the rumors he'd heard were true as well. Not at all happy to find out that they were.
HHH: Where's JR?
EB: Thats not important now, Hunter. Whats important is that-
HHH: (Getting in Bischoffs face with a much louder tone of voice) Where's JR?
EB: (Casually removing himself from HHH's overwhelming presence) Well lets just say that he's...how should I put this? In a better place now.
Hogan and HHH exchanged concerned looks
Hogan: What the hell does that mean?
EB: (Sitting back down in his chair and disregarding the question) Listen, gentlemen. I really appreciate your concern. Honestly, I do. But we've got a show in less than 24 hours and the two of you should probably be more concerned with your matches. Especially you Hulkster. Your in the Main Event.
Hogan: Against?
EB: I'm so glad you asked. You know you've done it all in this business Hogan but I was able to find one man you have never stepped in the ring with one on one. So at UCWs first Mega Show Extravaganza, "WARPATH" you'll be facing Mick Foley in the main event.
Hogan looks at HHH as if he expected him to be his opponent and HHH seems to be confused as to why he isnt in the main event. Hulk exits.
HHH: So where does that leave me, Bischoff?
EB: Aaah HHH. You see I had originally planned for you to be a part of that main event but things have changed. I recently acquired an extraordinary piece of talent that has quite an interest in meeting you in the ring and quite frankly I just couldnt pass up the opportunity.
HHH: And who might that be?
EB: That might be Shane Douglas. You see hes developed a bitter hatred towards two of your closest allies, Flair and HBK over the years. He figures since he cant get his hands on them he might as well take out his frustrations on you.
HHH: (Amused) Really. Well I wouldnt mind taking that piece of trash out once and for all. But I wont be out of the main event for long and dont you forget that.
EB: The Franchise and The Game. I adore it.
HHH takes one final glance at Bischoff and exits, slamming the door behind him. Bischoff relaxes back into his chair and checks his watch.
EB: Hm. He's late.
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Scene 2:
Eric Bischoff is looking someone directly in the eyes but we are unable to see exactly who the person sitting across from him is.
EB: So you made it.
Voice: I did.
EB: Is everything taken care of.
Voice: Everything is just fine. Your hands are clean. So now that I've scratched my back, I believe its your turn to scratch mine.
EB: Well that all depends. What exactly are we talking about here?
Voice: You see Eric, an old fart like JR never would've allowed me to come into his federation and do the kind of things I need to do. No, no no no no. He's oldschool. He's cheif good guy. But a guy like you understands a guy like me. You see, we arent all that different you and I. You want controversy and I happen to specialize in it.
Bischoff looks on becoming noticeably more concerned.
Voice: You, you want it for financial purposes. The controversy creates intruige which creates money that goes into your pocket. My reasons are a little different. I need the controversy and the chaos for different reasons. I need it for my own personal pleasure.
EB: What is it that your asking for?
Voice: I'm asking you for 24/7 Chaos control. If at any time I get the urge to stir up a little anarchy or an idea that sounds too delicous not to act upon, I want full and total authority to use those urges as I see fit.
Bischoff looks down at his desk, clears his throat, folds his hands and looks at the unidentified figure one more time.
EB: Well I dont know if that benefits my product or creates a safe environment for my superstars so I dont know if I'll be able to give that to you.
Just then the door opens and Mike Awesome and Mike Knox walks in and stand behind the owner of the mysterious voice with they're arms folded.
Voice: Well then, Mr. Bischoff. I guess I'll just have to take it.
The mysterious figure leans over the desk, fixing eric bischoffs tie and we are able to see the outline of his back. He is wearing a long dark trenchcoat and has long curly blonde hair.
EB: And what if I intend to stop you?
Voice: (Whispering into Bischoffs ear) I'm counting on it. (Motioning to Awesome and Knox) Lets blow this popsicle stand boys.
As the man turns to walk out it is revealed that the sinister voice belongs to none other than Brian Pillman.
Close up of a distrubed Eric Bischoff.
End Scene.
Eric Bischoff is looking someone directly in the eyes but we are unable to see exactly who the person sitting across from him is.
EB: So you made it.
Voice: I did.
EB: Is everything taken care of.
Voice: Everything is just fine. Your hands are clean. So now that I've scratched my back, I believe its your turn to scratch mine.
EB: Well that all depends. What exactly are we talking about here?
Voice: You see Eric, an old fart like JR never would've allowed me to come into his federation and do the kind of things I need to do. No, no no no no. He's oldschool. He's cheif good guy. But a guy like you understands a guy like me. You see, we arent all that different you and I. You want controversy and I happen to specialize in it.
Bischoff looks on becoming noticeably more concerned.
Voice: You, you want it for financial purposes. The controversy creates intruige which creates money that goes into your pocket. My reasons are a little different. I need the controversy and the chaos for different reasons. I need it for my own personal pleasure.
EB: What is it that your asking for?
Voice: I'm asking you for 24/7 Chaos control. If at any time I get the urge to stir up a little anarchy or an idea that sounds too delicous not to act upon, I want full and total authority to use those urges as I see fit.
Bischoff looks down at his desk, clears his throat, folds his hands and looks at the unidentified figure one more time.
EB: Well I dont know if that benefits my product or creates a safe environment for my superstars so I dont know if I'll be able to give that to you.
Just then the door opens and Mike Awesome and Mike Knox walks in and stand behind the owner of the mysterious voice with they're arms folded.
Voice: Well then, Mr. Bischoff. I guess I'll just have to take it.
The mysterious figure leans over the desk, fixing eric bischoffs tie and we are able to see the outline of his back. He is wearing a long dark trenchcoat and has long curly blonde hair.
EB: And what if I intend to stop you?
Voice: (Whispering into Bischoffs ear) I'm counting on it. (Motioning to Awesome and Knox) Lets blow this popsicle stand boys.
As the man turns to walk out it is revealed that the sinister voice belongs to none other than Brian Pillman.
Close up of a distrubed Eric Bischoff.
End Scene.
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Matches announced thus far for
UCW Warpath
Hulk Hogan v. Mick Foley
"The Game" HHH v "The Franchise" Shane Douglas
Eric Bischoff has just announced an 8 man tournament for the vacant UCW Pure Title being the reward for the winner. The opening four matches will take place as follows:
Teddy Hart v Bryan Danielson
Mr Kennedy v Milano Collection T.A
John Morrison v Taz
and just added as the final match by GM Eric Bischoff:
Brian Pillman v Kane
UCW Warpath
Hulk Hogan v. Mick Foley
"The Game" HHH v "The Franchise" Shane Douglas
Eric Bischoff has just announced an 8 man tournament for the vacant UCW Pure Title being the reward for the winner. The opening four matches will take place as follows:
Teddy Hart v Bryan Danielson
Mr Kennedy v Milano Collection T.A
John Morrison v Taz
and just added as the final match by GM Eric Bischoff:
Brian Pillman v Kane
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i think those posts got mixed up cuz they're out of order. im not sure how that happened. sry bout the inconvenience.
what do u guys think so far?
what do u guys think so far?
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Final Card for UCW's Warpath:
John Morrison v Taz
The inauguarl match of the UCW Pure Championship Tournament
Batista/McGuinness v Awesome/Knox
Eric Bischoff has placed Brian Pillmans hired muscle in a match with a little bit of UCW's own muscle
Mr. Kennedy v Milano Collection T.A
Match #2 in the UCW Pure Championship Tournament
Stampeders (DH Smith and TJ Wilson) v Generation Next (Austin Aries and Roderick Strong) (Contest for the Tag Team Championships)
Eric Bischoff has taken the two young, talented tag teams that he just recently acquired and decided to pit them against each other with the opportunity to be the first ever UCW Tag Team Champions hanging in the balance
Pillman v Kane
Match #3 of the Pure Championship Tournament and a little bit of payback towards Brian Pillman for the threats he made to Eric Bischoff
Teddy Hart v Bryan Danielson
The 4# and final match of the opening round of the Pure Championship Tournament
Unveiling of the UCW World Championship
Eric Bischoff will conduct a short presentation introducing the new UCW World Championship Title. Who will be the first superstar to have the honor of placing it around his waist?
HHH v Shane Douglas (No DQ)
Good old fashioned grudge match that Bischoff has taken the added liberty of making a No Disqaulification Contest
Hulk Hogan v Mick Foley
The first ever one on one meeting of these two legends looking to catch Eric Bischoffs eye for a World Title opportunity
John Morrison v Taz
The inauguarl match of the UCW Pure Championship Tournament
Batista/McGuinness v Awesome/Knox
Eric Bischoff has placed Brian Pillmans hired muscle in a match with a little bit of UCW's own muscle
Mr. Kennedy v Milano Collection T.A
Match #2 in the UCW Pure Championship Tournament
Stampeders (DH Smith and TJ Wilson) v Generation Next (Austin Aries and Roderick Strong) (Contest for the Tag Team Championships)
Eric Bischoff has taken the two young, talented tag teams that he just recently acquired and decided to pit them against each other with the opportunity to be the first ever UCW Tag Team Champions hanging in the balance
Pillman v Kane
Match #3 of the Pure Championship Tournament and a little bit of payback towards Brian Pillman for the threats he made to Eric Bischoff
Teddy Hart v Bryan Danielson
The 4# and final match of the opening round of the Pure Championship Tournament
Unveiling of the UCW World Championship
Eric Bischoff will conduct a short presentation introducing the new UCW World Championship Title. Who will be the first superstar to have the honor of placing it around his waist?
HHH v Shane Douglas (No DQ)
Good old fashioned grudge match that Bischoff has taken the added liberty of making a No Disqaulification Contest
Hulk Hogan v Mick Foley
The first ever one on one meeting of these two legends looking to catch Eric Bischoffs eye for a World Title opportunity
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UCW WARPATH
LIVE FROM MADISON SQUARE GARDEN, NYC
LIVE FROM MADISON SQUARE GARDEN, NYC
Morrison v Taz
Before the match can even get started the two competitors are jawing back and forth with the referee in the middle doing a poor job of seperating the two. Taz steps back a bit anticipating the bell to get things underway and pays for it when Morrison spits directly in his face. Taz begins clobbering Morrison with stiff rights and clubbing blows to the back as we get things underway.
Irish whip from Taz, Morrison ducks under the attempted clothesline and comes back with a huge dropkick to the face of Taz. Morrison doesnt waste any time going to work on his adversary with a barrage of stomps and knee drops. Picking up Taz and placing him in the corner Morrison hits a stiff European uppercut and whips him into the adjacant corner. Taz hits the turnbuckle chest first and bounces off. As Taz stumbles backwards Morrison hits with a huge springboard roundhouse kick.
As his opponent lie on his back, Morrison takes this time to gloat and soak in the disdain from the hot crowd in Madison Sqaure Garden, New York City. Morrison walks over to Taz, spits on him again while he is down and grabs him by the head to lift him up. Out of nowhere Taz locks his arms around Morrison and delivers a huge overhead belly to belly. Taz uses this time to recover and both men begin to rise at about the same time.
Both men get to they're feet and immediatly start exchaning rights and lefts. Morrison misses a right, spinning around and Taz hits a German Suplex to the delight of the crowd. Taz for the pin. Only a 2 coutn. Taz taunts Morrison to get up for a moment and sends him off the ropes, hitting a perfectly executed lariat. Taz seems to be in control before Morrison illegaly rakes the eyes and hits a Nitro Blast Superkick, knocking Taz out. Both men are out now.
Once again both men rise to their feet at about the same time. Taz looks to lock in an arm bar but Morrison rolls out of it. Morrison goes for a roundhouse kick, Taz ducks under, with Morrison turned around Taz locks in another German Suplex but Morrison is able to land on his feet and as Taz turns around, Morrison lands a Springboard Kick from the ropes. Looking for the win with a pin. Taz just barely kicks out at 2. Morriosn decides to climb to the top rope and put Taz away.
Morrison spends a little too much time gloating to the fans while on the top rope, giving Taz too much time to recover. Morrison shocks everyone with a Shooting Star Press attempt but Taz is able to move out of the way in time. Morrison writhes in pain. Getting to his feet Taz gets behind Morrison and stalks his pray. Morrison, wobbly, suddenly finds himself locked in the Tazmission, nowhere near the ropes. He finds a way to force Taz back into the turnbuckle, releasing the hold. Morrison looks to get away but as he misses with a haymaker, Taz locks in the Tazmission one more time. This time for good. Morrison taps.
Winner and moving on in the UCW Pure Championship Tournament: Taz
Batista and Nigel McGuinness v Mike Awesome and Mike Knox
As the match is set to start we see Awesome and Knox are on the same page ready to prove they're worth to they're opponents and to the man who acquired they're services, Brian Pillman. The same cant be said for Batista and Mcguinness as there seems to be a bit of tension between the two superstars that have never teamed or even met each other before.
Batista and Knox kick things off. Batista looks to lock up but is kicked in the stomach. A big knee from Knox to the head of Batista takes him down. Knox drops behind him and locks in a tight headlock, screaming furiously at Batista. Knox wrenches the neck viciously and Batista looks as if he cant breathe at all. Knox smashes Batistas head into the mat as he breaks the hold and makes the tag to Mike Awesome. Awesome immediatly runs to the other side of the ring for a cheap shot on McGuinness. This prompts McGuinness to try and get in the ring, where he is stopped by the ref who is unable to see the double teaming on Batista that is taking place while his back is turned.
McGuinness is furious and wants the tag. Batista is down early and in need of one. Awesome lands some clubbing blows to the back of Batista. Irish whips him off the ropes and connects with a huge big boot. Batista is down again. Awesome is screaming obscenities at Batista and grinning as he begins to pummel the head of his fallen opponent. Awesome makes the tag to Knox and he continues to work on Batista whose made it back up to one knee. Suddenly Batista begins to fight back landing some hard rights. Knox staggers backwards and is hit with a huge clothesline. Batista still recovering is leaning on the ropes for support. Knox gets back to his feet quickly and looks to irish whip Batista again but this time Batista reverses it and connects with a spine buster. Immediatly after, Mike Awesome trips him from the outside. Both men are down.
McGuinness is hot and cant wait to see some action. He's banging his head off the turnbuckle and the people are responding. They cant wait for him to get in the ring either. Batista and Knox both crawl slowly to they're respective corners. Knox makes the tag first and Awesome stops Batista from making the tag just in time with a stomp to the head. McGuinness is noticable frusterated with his partners inability to make the tag. Awesome whips Batista into his corner. Awesome runs straight into a boot and Batista takes the opportunity to throw an elbow at Knox, knocking him off the apron. Batista doesnt use the opportunity to make a tag, however. Instead he taunts Awesome to get up and is in position to hit the spear. Awesome avoids it and Batista goes flying through the ropes to the outside. McGuinness looks to get involved but is once again stopped by the ref as Awesome and Knox take the opportunity to land a few more cheap shots. McGuinness is absolutely frusterated.
Awesome rolls a lifeless Batista back into the ring and makes the quick tag to Knox. Knox looks to hit a huge running clothesline but somehow Batista reverses it and as Knox comes back off of the opposite ropes he is able to hit an enormous spear. The fans are on they're feet. Both men are down for a moment but both eventually make it to they're corners and Batista finally makes the tag to McGuinness. A rampant McGuinness is hitting both his opponents with Lariats and Armdrags all over the running. As each of his opponents fall into seperate corners of the ring he hits them both with running european uppercuts. McGuinness hits Knox with the Jawbreaker Lariat from the ropes and Knox rolls out of the ring. Awesome, the legal man looks to land a shot from behind but out of nowhere he is clotheslined over the top rope and out of the ring by Batista. Both Batista and McGuinness stand alone in the ring with they're opponents bewildered on the outside.
Suddenly out of nowhere, McGuinness hits a Guvnor's Crumpet on Batista to the shock and dismay of the those in attendance. Batista is out and McGuinness studies his fallen partner with a look of disgust and then leaves. Knox and Awesome see McGuinness walking back to the lockerroom and take advantage of the opportunity. Awesome connects with a thunderous Awesome Bomb and gets the pinfall. 1.2.3.
After the match they continue to beat up on Batista. Knox hits the Knox out and Awesome climbs to the top rope and lands a perfect Awesome Splash. They admire they're handiwork and Brian Pillman comes out from behind the curtains, applauding, very happy with what he sees.
Winners: Mike Awesome and Mike Knox
Mr. Kennedy v Milano Collection A.T
This one has a very fast paced start. Roll up by AT but Kennedy reverses it. 1.2. Kick out by AT. The two exchange lefts and rights. Irish whip attempt by Kennedy reversed. Kennedy bounces of the ropes to AT who attempts to lock in the Keylock Headscissors that would almost certainly and this match right away but Kennedy is able to recognize it and deliver a roundhouse to the temple of AT, knocking down to the mat.
Kennedy methodically lands a series of succesful manuevers on his opponent, including a Firemans Carry, an Inverted Suplex and a damaging Knee Lift. It looks as though he has taken control early on in the matchup. Kennedy looks for the pinfall but gets only 2. Kennedy goes to lift his opponent back up to his feet but AT catches him sleeping and rolls him up. 1.2. No! Kennedy is able to kick out but is stunned.
Both men get to they're feet and Kennedy looks for a hard clothesline. He misses and is met with an armdrag takedown. And another. Hurricanrana from AT and as Kennedy gets back to his feet he is met with an electric Handspring Back Elbow Smash. It now seems as though AT has regained control in his favor. AT locks in one of his innovative variations of the wrist lock and Kennedy is writhing in pain. Slowly but surely, Kennedy is able to make it to the ropes, forcing AT to break the hold.
AT irish whips kennedy off the ropes and locks him in a sleeper hold, looking to further wear down his opponent. Kennedy seems to be fading but somehow finds the strength to reverse the hold and hit a back drop on his opponent, giving him some much needed time to recover. As both men struggle to they're feet AT lands the first blow with a stunning Victoria Milanese, knocking out his opponent but only getting a 2 count. Looking to put Kennedy away, AT attempts the Middle Rope Springboard Corkscrew Senton known as the Armani Shoe Exchange but falls righ tinto Kennedy's knees. Kennedy seizes the opportunity and hits a Kenton Bomb on his opponent who somehow finds a way to kick out at 2 and a half.
Now looking to put AT away, Kennedy carries his opponent on his shoulders to the top rope in the fiermans carry position and succesfully lands the Green Bay Plunge. Once again AT is able to kick out just in time. Kennedy looks to set up for the Mic Check to put his opponent away once and for all. He goes for it but AT somehow reverses the move into a Paradise Lock. AT has the hold locked in the center of the ring where Kennedy cant escape. Kennedy has no choice but to tap and be eliminated from the Pure Title Tournament.
Winner and moving on in the Pure Championship Title Tournament: Milano Collection A.T
the rest of the show will be up shortly...
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Stampeders (DH Smith and TJ Wilson) v Generation Next (Austin Aries and Roderick Strong) For the UCW Tag Team Championships
Both teams enter the ring and admire the gold at ringside, hoping to be the first ones to have the honor of wearing them. Neither one of these teams seem to respect each other as there is a significant amount of jawing and a raw sense of hostility in the air.
DH Smith and Roderick strong start things off. Strong looks to strike first but Smith takes advantage of his superior size and throws Strong across the ring with ease. Smith pummels him into a corner and begins to work on the smaller opponent with huge European uppercuts and a hard clothesline that sends Strong to the mat. Smith picks him up and delivers a scoop slam and then makes the tag to TJ Wilson.
Wilson goes straight to work executing a snapmare into an inverted wristlock. Strong is able to fight out of it with kicks to the head of Wilson along with some hard chops and then landing a thunderous Sick Kick, that knocks Wilson down to the mat. Roderick Strong makes the tag to his partner, Austin Aries who immediatly goes to work on Wilson with a series of knees and elbows. Aries whips Wilson into the corner and hits an astounding body splash on his opponent followed by the Slow Motion Special. Wislon is down but able to kick out at 2. Aries makes the tag to Strong. Roderick Strong looks to lock in Strong Hold on Wilson but Wilson finds a way to roll under and miraculously lock in the Ankle Lock. Strong screaming in pain for several seconds finally gets to the rope and forces Wilson to release his ankle. Wilson gets to his corner quickly and tags back in DH Smith.
Smith takes this opportunity to go to work once again on Strong. Hitting a Running Powerslam and then a Twisting Belly to Back Suplex. He sets up for a Powerbomb on the smaller Strong but once he elevates his opponent up to his shoulders, Strong lands a series of hard rights to his head, causing Smith to fall back and over the top ropes with Strong still on his shoulders, sending both superstars crashing down to the outside.
Wilson and Aries go to work on each other inside the ring with the referees attention on the outside. Exchanging blows back and forth until Aries hits a Forward Russian Leg Sweep and The Macho Neck Snap that sends him to the outside. Aries gets back into the ring and at full speed goes for the Heat Seeking Missle on Smith, who has just gotten back to his feet and nails it perfectly. TJ Wilson rolls to the outside and attacks Aries from behind and now all four men are on the outside of the ring and the ref is beginning to lose control of this one.
TJ Wilson kicks Roderick Strong in the skull and whips Aries off of the steel steps. As Smith gets back to his feet, he and Wilson give Strong a double suplex on the outside. They call for another one, looking to put Strong away for good until out of nowhere Aries comes running along the ringside railing and takes both men out with a crossbody. Just then, Aries takes Wilson and clotheslines him into the crowd. Smith and Strong eventually follow and this match has spilled into the stands at MSG Arena. The fans are going ballistic and this match has gotten out of hand. Punches are being thrown everywhere and bodies are being broken all over. The referee has no choice but to declare this one a no contest. The match is over but that doesnt stop the four competitors from battling on into the backstage area where they are eventually seperated by a plethora of secuirity guards.
Result: No Contest. Thus, the UCW Tag Team Titles remain vacant
Brian Pillman v Kane
Brian Pillman waits in the ring as Kanes music hits and he begins to make his way to the ring. Suddenly, from behind, Kane is attacked by Mike Knox and Mike Awesome and they begin to brutaly beat him down. Pillman, wearing a frightening grin, slowly makes his way towards the three men. Knox and Awesome hold up Kane and let Pillman take a few cheap shots before slamming him back down onto the steel ramp. The fans are irate as Pillman motions to them to wait just one moment because he isnt done yet. Pillman reaches under the ring and pulls out a can of gas, some matches and a mic. Kane does what he can to try to fight back but Knox and Awesome are relentless.
Brian Pillman: You know I remember a time where you were the most frightening monster the wrestling world had ever seen. You were....terrifying. Horrific. (Getting right in Kane's face with an unimpressed expression) You lost it big guy. You just dont have it anymore. The big red monster just aint what he used to be folks.
Boo's reign down on Pillman.
Brian Pillman: But dont worry. I'm gunna change all that. I've decided that I'm gunna bring the old Kane back. The real Kane. The one everyone...especially me, wants to see.
Pillman begins to pour gasoline all over Kane as Knox and Awesome continue you overwhelm him. Pillman looks into the crowd with a sinister smile, lights a match and sets Kane on fire in front of everyone in attendance. Kane's entire body is engulfed and the three asailants begin they're get away
Brian Pillman: (As the three man hop the gaurd rail and begin to run away) YOU'LL THANK ME FOR THIS LATER.
Result: Since Kane is incapacitated, Eric Bischoff has no choice but to give Pillman the win, thus allowing him to advance in the Pure Championship Title Tournament
Teddy Hart v Bryan Danielson
With Teddy Hart already in the ringing awaiting his opponent, Bryan Danielson makes his way to the ring. As he is being introduced, Teddy notices that the announcer calls him "The Best Wrestler in the World Today," Bryan Danielson and he doesnt take kindly to this. Hart grabs a mic.
TH: Hold on just one minute. This guy? The best wrestler in the world today? Are you kidding me? This guy is boring. He's got zero charisma. He couldnt do half the things I do in this ring each and every night and your calling him the best wrestler in the world. First of all he's American. Everyone knows the best wrestlers come from Canada.
BD: (Grabbing a mic of his own) There's a difference between being a wrestler and a spot monkey, Ted. If I remember correctly your uncle Bret wasn't to exciting either but he went out and got the job done quite nicely. So if I were you I'd----
Ted takes a cheap shot at Bryan Danielson and the bell rings, starting the match. The two exchange blows to the head before grappling intensly. Ted Hart gets the upper hand, getting his opponent in a headlock but Danielson is able to reverse it and roll Hart up in a small package. 2 count before Hart escapes. Danielson hits a belly to back suplex but Ted is able to get to his feet quickly. Danielson goes for the Roll-through counter into the One Legged Boston Crab but Hart is able to reverse it and hit an implant DDT on his opponent in the center of the ring. Hart hooks the leg but theres a kickout at 2.
Ted Hart drops a series of elbows and then follows them up with a leg drop, getting tremendous airtime and elevation on each one. He brings Danielson to his feet and lands a perfectly executed missle dropkick, sending Danielson back down to the mat. He locks in the Fujiwara Armbar and begins to put pressure on his opponents arm. After several seconds of screaming in agony Danielson finds a way to reverse the hold and lock an Indian Deathlock on his opponent. Now the momentum has shifted and its Hart that finds himself in pain and needing to get to the ropes. He eventually does and the hold is broken. Both wrestlers return to they're feet nursing injuries from the previous holds.
Danielson kicks the leg of Hart but Hart is able to grab the injured arm of Danielson and perform and armbreaker that sends Danielson back down to the mat. Hart works his opponent into the corner and hits such a hard running splash that it sends both he and his opponent over the top rope, crashing to the outside. As both men stumble to they're feet, Ted looks to springboard off of the guardrail to attack Danielson but Danielson is able to kick Ted's feet out from under him while he is on the rail, sending his back smashing to the concrete floor. Danielson proceeds to bang his opponents head off of ringside but before he can roll his opponent back into the ring, Hart lands some elbows and whips Danielson into the nearby railing. The outside seems to be more advantageous to Hart as opposed to Danielson. Hart lifts up his opponent and slams him over the railing into the crowd and rolls back into the ring. It seems as though he maybe be looking for a countout victory but thats not the case. Hart gets a running start and performs the Springboard Suicide Senton from the ring into the crowd on his opponent, taking out Danielson but hurting himself in the process.
Both wrestlers are down for quite sometime but its Ted who gets up first. He runs at Danielson but Danielson sees him coming and back body drops him back over the railing to ringside. Both men are hurting as Danielson lands a few more blows to the head of Ted Hart before rolling him back into the ring. Danielson hits a wobbly Ted with a running boot and then hits the Danielson special. Only a two count. He looks to utilize another suplex but this time Hart reverses it, falling behind him and pushing him into the turnbuckle. As Danielson turns around dazed, Hart dropkicks him into the corner where he falls in. Hart hits the Springboard Dropkick to his opponent and both men are down looking to rest.
Ted picks up his opponent and lands a huge Powerbomb into Double Knee Backbreaker on Danielson but Danielson is somehow able to kick out. Hart motions to the crowd that this match is over as he climbs to the top rope. Looking for the Open Hart Surgery, he misses. Both men are still down.
They get to they're feet at the same time and Ted looks for a clothesline, misses and gets locked in the crossface chickenwing. Hart refuses to tap and eventually breaks the hold by using a jawbreaker on his opponent. Danielson falls back and bounces off the ropes. Hart wraps him up in a small package. Danielson reverses. Hart reverses. Danielson kicks out. Hart goes for the Dungeon Bomb but Danielson reverses it into the Cattle Mutilation and Hart cant break the hold.
Before Hart taps out, DH Smith and TJ Wilson, with a Canadian Flag in hand, storm the ring and begin to assault Danielson. The bell sounds and Hart is disqualified but the beating continues. The three men beat up on Danielson and after a vicious Power Slam by Smith, he and Wilson hold down Danielson as Hart hits the Open Hart Surgery. Wilson locks in a sharpshooter as the other two men continue to stomp on Danielson. Hart demands a mic as the sharpshooter is finally released. The three men place the Canadian Flag on top of Danielson and Ted Hart announces:
Ted Hart: SAY HELLO TO THE NEXT GENERATION HART FOUNDATION!
As he makes his declaration, Austin Aries and Roderick Strong rush to the ring and The Hart Foundation make a quick exit. Generation Next check on Danielson and bitter glares are exchanged between the Americans and the Canadians.
Winner: Bryan Danielson by way of Interference DQ. Danielson moves on in the Pure Championship Title Tournament
Last part of the show will be posted shortly...
Both teams enter the ring and admire the gold at ringside, hoping to be the first ones to have the honor of wearing them. Neither one of these teams seem to respect each other as there is a significant amount of jawing and a raw sense of hostility in the air.
DH Smith and Roderick strong start things off. Strong looks to strike first but Smith takes advantage of his superior size and throws Strong across the ring with ease. Smith pummels him into a corner and begins to work on the smaller opponent with huge European uppercuts and a hard clothesline that sends Strong to the mat. Smith picks him up and delivers a scoop slam and then makes the tag to TJ Wilson.
Wilson goes straight to work executing a snapmare into an inverted wristlock. Strong is able to fight out of it with kicks to the head of Wilson along with some hard chops and then landing a thunderous Sick Kick, that knocks Wilson down to the mat. Roderick Strong makes the tag to his partner, Austin Aries who immediatly goes to work on Wilson with a series of knees and elbows. Aries whips Wilson into the corner and hits an astounding body splash on his opponent followed by the Slow Motion Special. Wislon is down but able to kick out at 2. Aries makes the tag to Strong. Roderick Strong looks to lock in Strong Hold on Wilson but Wilson finds a way to roll under and miraculously lock in the Ankle Lock. Strong screaming in pain for several seconds finally gets to the rope and forces Wilson to release his ankle. Wilson gets to his corner quickly and tags back in DH Smith.
Smith takes this opportunity to go to work once again on Strong. Hitting a Running Powerslam and then a Twisting Belly to Back Suplex. He sets up for a Powerbomb on the smaller Strong but once he elevates his opponent up to his shoulders, Strong lands a series of hard rights to his head, causing Smith to fall back and over the top ropes with Strong still on his shoulders, sending both superstars crashing down to the outside.
Wilson and Aries go to work on each other inside the ring with the referees attention on the outside. Exchanging blows back and forth until Aries hits a Forward Russian Leg Sweep and The Macho Neck Snap that sends him to the outside. Aries gets back into the ring and at full speed goes for the Heat Seeking Missle on Smith, who has just gotten back to his feet and nails it perfectly. TJ Wilson rolls to the outside and attacks Aries from behind and now all four men are on the outside of the ring and the ref is beginning to lose control of this one.
TJ Wilson kicks Roderick Strong in the skull and whips Aries off of the steel steps. As Smith gets back to his feet, he and Wilson give Strong a double suplex on the outside. They call for another one, looking to put Strong away for good until out of nowhere Aries comes running along the ringside railing and takes both men out with a crossbody. Just then, Aries takes Wilson and clotheslines him into the crowd. Smith and Strong eventually follow and this match has spilled into the stands at MSG Arena. The fans are going ballistic and this match has gotten out of hand. Punches are being thrown everywhere and bodies are being broken all over. The referee has no choice but to declare this one a no contest. The match is over but that doesnt stop the four competitors from battling on into the backstage area where they are eventually seperated by a plethora of secuirity guards.
Result: No Contest. Thus, the UCW Tag Team Titles remain vacant
Brian Pillman v Kane
Brian Pillman waits in the ring as Kanes music hits and he begins to make his way to the ring. Suddenly, from behind, Kane is attacked by Mike Knox and Mike Awesome and they begin to brutaly beat him down. Pillman, wearing a frightening grin, slowly makes his way towards the three men. Knox and Awesome hold up Kane and let Pillman take a few cheap shots before slamming him back down onto the steel ramp. The fans are irate as Pillman motions to them to wait just one moment because he isnt done yet. Pillman reaches under the ring and pulls out a can of gas, some matches and a mic. Kane does what he can to try to fight back but Knox and Awesome are relentless.
Brian Pillman: You know I remember a time where you were the most frightening monster the wrestling world had ever seen. You were....terrifying. Horrific. (Getting right in Kane's face with an unimpressed expression) You lost it big guy. You just dont have it anymore. The big red monster just aint what he used to be folks.
Boo's reign down on Pillman.
Brian Pillman: But dont worry. I'm gunna change all that. I've decided that I'm gunna bring the old Kane back. The real Kane. The one everyone...especially me, wants to see.
Pillman begins to pour gasoline all over Kane as Knox and Awesome continue you overwhelm him. Pillman looks into the crowd with a sinister smile, lights a match and sets Kane on fire in front of everyone in attendance. Kane's entire body is engulfed and the three asailants begin they're get away
Brian Pillman: (As the three man hop the gaurd rail and begin to run away) YOU'LL THANK ME FOR THIS LATER.
Result: Since Kane is incapacitated, Eric Bischoff has no choice but to give Pillman the win, thus allowing him to advance in the Pure Championship Title Tournament
Teddy Hart v Bryan Danielson
With Teddy Hart already in the ringing awaiting his opponent, Bryan Danielson makes his way to the ring. As he is being introduced, Teddy notices that the announcer calls him "The Best Wrestler in the World Today," Bryan Danielson and he doesnt take kindly to this. Hart grabs a mic.
TH: Hold on just one minute. This guy? The best wrestler in the world today? Are you kidding me? This guy is boring. He's got zero charisma. He couldnt do half the things I do in this ring each and every night and your calling him the best wrestler in the world. First of all he's American. Everyone knows the best wrestlers come from Canada.
BD: (Grabbing a mic of his own) There's a difference between being a wrestler and a spot monkey, Ted. If I remember correctly your uncle Bret wasn't to exciting either but he went out and got the job done quite nicely. So if I were you I'd----
Ted takes a cheap shot at Bryan Danielson and the bell rings, starting the match. The two exchange blows to the head before grappling intensly. Ted Hart gets the upper hand, getting his opponent in a headlock but Danielson is able to reverse it and roll Hart up in a small package. 2 count before Hart escapes. Danielson hits a belly to back suplex but Ted is able to get to his feet quickly. Danielson goes for the Roll-through counter into the One Legged Boston Crab but Hart is able to reverse it and hit an implant DDT on his opponent in the center of the ring. Hart hooks the leg but theres a kickout at 2.
Ted Hart drops a series of elbows and then follows them up with a leg drop, getting tremendous airtime and elevation on each one. He brings Danielson to his feet and lands a perfectly executed missle dropkick, sending Danielson back down to the mat. He locks in the Fujiwara Armbar and begins to put pressure on his opponents arm. After several seconds of screaming in agony Danielson finds a way to reverse the hold and lock an Indian Deathlock on his opponent. Now the momentum has shifted and its Hart that finds himself in pain and needing to get to the ropes. He eventually does and the hold is broken. Both wrestlers return to they're feet nursing injuries from the previous holds.
Danielson kicks the leg of Hart but Hart is able to grab the injured arm of Danielson and perform and armbreaker that sends Danielson back down to the mat. Hart works his opponent into the corner and hits such a hard running splash that it sends both he and his opponent over the top rope, crashing to the outside. As both men stumble to they're feet, Ted looks to springboard off of the guardrail to attack Danielson but Danielson is able to kick Ted's feet out from under him while he is on the rail, sending his back smashing to the concrete floor. Danielson proceeds to bang his opponents head off of ringside but before he can roll his opponent back into the ring, Hart lands some elbows and whips Danielson into the nearby railing. The outside seems to be more advantageous to Hart as opposed to Danielson. Hart lifts up his opponent and slams him over the railing into the crowd and rolls back into the ring. It seems as though he maybe be looking for a countout victory but thats not the case. Hart gets a running start and performs the Springboard Suicide Senton from the ring into the crowd on his opponent, taking out Danielson but hurting himself in the process.
Both wrestlers are down for quite sometime but its Ted who gets up first. He runs at Danielson but Danielson sees him coming and back body drops him back over the railing to ringside. Both men are hurting as Danielson lands a few more blows to the head of Ted Hart before rolling him back into the ring. Danielson hits a wobbly Ted with a running boot and then hits the Danielson special. Only a two count. He looks to utilize another suplex but this time Hart reverses it, falling behind him and pushing him into the turnbuckle. As Danielson turns around dazed, Hart dropkicks him into the corner where he falls in. Hart hits the Springboard Dropkick to his opponent and both men are down looking to rest.
Ted picks up his opponent and lands a huge Powerbomb into Double Knee Backbreaker on Danielson but Danielson is somehow able to kick out. Hart motions to the crowd that this match is over as he climbs to the top rope. Looking for the Open Hart Surgery, he misses. Both men are still down.
They get to they're feet at the same time and Ted looks for a clothesline, misses and gets locked in the crossface chickenwing. Hart refuses to tap and eventually breaks the hold by using a jawbreaker on his opponent. Danielson falls back and bounces off the ropes. Hart wraps him up in a small package. Danielson reverses. Hart reverses. Danielson kicks out. Hart goes for the Dungeon Bomb but Danielson reverses it into the Cattle Mutilation and Hart cant break the hold.
Before Hart taps out, DH Smith and TJ Wilson, with a Canadian Flag in hand, storm the ring and begin to assault Danielson. The bell sounds and Hart is disqualified but the beating continues. The three men beat up on Danielson and after a vicious Power Slam by Smith, he and Wilson hold down Danielson as Hart hits the Open Hart Surgery. Wilson locks in a sharpshooter as the other two men continue to stomp on Danielson. Hart demands a mic as the sharpshooter is finally released. The three men place the Canadian Flag on top of Danielson and Ted Hart announces:
Ted Hart: SAY HELLO TO THE NEXT GENERATION HART FOUNDATION!
As he makes his declaration, Austin Aries and Roderick Strong rush to the ring and The Hart Foundation make a quick exit. Generation Next check on Danielson and bitter glares are exchanged between the Americans and the Canadians.
Winner: Bryan Danielson by way of Interference DQ. Danielson moves on in the Pure Championship Title Tournament
Last part of the show will be posted shortly...
THe WHoLe FuCKiN SHoW
Pre-Show Stalwart
News comes that the unveiling of the UCW World Championship Title will be postponed until after the Main Event match later on in the evening.
"The Game" HHH v "The Franchise" Shane Douglas - NO DQ
Shane Douglas brings a shopping cart with a variety of different types of weapons to the thing and HHH brings the only one he needs, the sledgehammer. Both competitors are wearing street clothes for this one. No wrestling tights required here.
They waste no time going at each other. Exchanging devistating blows back and forth. HHH eventually gains the advantage, whipping Douglas off the ropes into a hard clothesline that almost takes his head off. HHH grabs a nearby trash can lid and slams it across the face of Douglas, dazing him. Another smash with the same lid to the same spot before Douglas falls and HHH discards the item. Douglas is sitting in the corner and HHH grabs the sledgehammer and begins to choke Douglas with it.
HHH exits the ring to look under it for some more weapons. He comes out with a table, a ladder and an assortment of metal cookie trays. He places all the items in the ring and looks to get back in but as he rolls into the ring Douglas has recovered and begins to stomp him. Douglas picks up a trash can and bangs it off HHH's back. He continues to bang it off HHH numerous times in obvious fury and finally just throws it at him. Douglas gets one of the cookie tins and smashes HHH right in the face. HHH is knocked out but Douglas isnt done yet. He sets up the table and picks up the ladder. As HHH tries to get back to his feet, Douglas begins assualting him repeatedly with the ladder. Screaming at HHH that his bitch friends cant help him now.
Douglas hops out of the ring and pulls HHH out to the floor with him. Stomping him furiously and then wrapping the cable wire around his neck. Douglas opens up a steel chair and places HHH's head in the seat. He then gets another chair and smashes it into the back of HHH's head, busting him wide open. Douglas, enjoying every second of this begins to taunt the crowd and says hes not finished yet. He then takes the abandoned cable wire and ties it around HHH's hands so that he is handcuffed and unable to use his hands. Douglas gets in his face and pulls him by the hair, screaming in his face the entire time.
Douglas gets HHH back to his feet and leans him against the ring. HHH is dazed and almsot lifeless. Douglas slaps him across the face. After talking some more trash he smacks him in the face again and this time HHH falls down. Douglas throws him into a nearby announce table, rips off HHHs shirt and begins to use ric flairs patented chops across his chest. Screaming WOOOO! after each and every one. The crowd is hot and behind HHH now. Douglas rolls HHH back into the ring and walks over the corner. He begins to stomp his foot a la HBK tuning up the band. The fans are throwing garbage into the ring at this point. By now HHH has untied the cable wire and freed his hands but Douglas doesnt realize that because he's too busy taunting the crowd.
HHH stumbles up pretending to still be handcuffed. Douglas goes for the Franchiser but HHH reverses it, sends Douglas off the ropes and catches him, planting him through the table that Douglas had previously set up with a tremendous spine buster. The crowd is going ballistic. Both men are down. HHH's face is covered in blood at this point as both men begin to stir in the ring. Douglas goes for another garbage can and HHH finds his sledgehammer. Douglas has the trash can over his head looking to connect but HHH hits him in the stomach with the sledgehammer and then plants him right in the forehead, busting him open as well. HHH whips him off the ropes and plants Douglas' face with his knee. Douglas, totally dazed and confused, tries to fight back with a clothesline but he misses and HHH nails him with the pedigree. HHH covers for the 3 count and gets the hardfought victory.
Winner: HHH
Main Event: Hulk Hogan v Mick Foley
Before the bell rings the two legendary competitors shake hands in a show of respect towards one another. They fall back into they're corners and the bells tolls and the first ever meeting of these Hall of Fame Superstars is underway.
They begin with a grapple and Hogan, having the strength advantage forces Foley back into his corner and connects with some rights and some elbows to the head of Foley. Irish whip of Foley and Hogan connects with a powerful clothesline. Hogan works the crowd and gets them up out of they're seats. He picks up foley and after bouncing off the ropes hits him with a stiff right fist to the temple, sending Foley staggering backwards towards the ropes. Hogan runs towards him but is hit with an elbow to the jaw and a knee to the mid section. Foley connects with a free blows of his own and whips hogan into the corner. Hits the running clothesline and then a 2 Armed Bulldog to take down the Hulkster.
The lights in the arena begin to flicker in short bursts but after a few seconds it stops and the lighting is fine again.
Foley puts Hogan back in the corner, this time in the tree of woe position and succesful hits a double axe handle smash to the face of Hogan in the corner. After a few stomps to Hogans head, Foley lifts Hogan back up and this time hits a Piledriver. He goes for the pin but Hogan kicks out at two. Hogan begins to get up but Foley drops an elbow to the crown of Hogans head sending him back down. Foley walks over to the corner and climbs up to the middle rope. He connects with a forearm smash from the ropes.
Foley exits the ring and pulls Hogans head out just beyond the ropes and smashes his face with an elbow followed by Foleys infamous "Bang Bang" taunt that gets the crowd fired up. Foley gets back into the ring and goes for the cover. Kick out by at two. Foley picks up Hogan, whips him off the ropes but misses an attempted clothesline and instead catches a big boot to the face.
Both men are down and the lights begin that same weird flickering again but as both men get to theyre feet the lights return to normal. As Foley gets to his feet he pulls out Mr. Socko to the delight of the fans. They exchange blows but Hogan appears to be Hulking Up. Hogan points to Foley and hits three hard right hands in a row. As he attempts one more hard right Foley ducks under and goes for the Mandible Claw but Hogan catches Foleys hand just before it enters his mouth and he is trying to hold it out.
Foley trying to force the mandible claw has Hogan down to one knee in his state of resistance. Suddenly, Hogan garners enough strength to force foley back and bounces him off the ropes. Hogan goes for the big boot but is unsuccesful and as he turns around Foley is able to lock in the Mandible Claw on Hogan.
Hogan seems to be fading but he somehow manages to lock Foley in a Bearhug that causes Foley to release the Mandible Claw. Hogan then gives Foley a Belly-to-Belly Suplex, putting him down on the mat. Foley is slow getting up. Hogan grabs him and goes for the irish whip. Its reversed. Hogan off the ropes. Foley going for the Swinging Neck Breaker but Hogan counters and lands a huge big boot to the face of Foley. Hogan falls back, bouncing off the ropes and lands the Atomic Leg Drop. One. Two. Three.
Winner: Hulk Hogan
The bell sounds and Hulks music begins to play but suddenly the lights begin to flicker again and Hogans music turns to static.
Appearing on the Titantron screen is none other than the sadistic loose cannon, Brian Pillman looking crazier than ever.
BP: Hey, Hulk. Great match. (Clapping his hands sarcastically) Bravo.
The arena is dark but a spotlight is placed on the ring where Hogan looks confused and Mick Foley is just getting back to his feet.
BP: Dont look so shocked to see me. I'll explain. I promise. You see I've got something you want Hogan. (The camera zooms out to reveal that Pillman has Eric Bischoff tied up with tape on his lips). No. no. no. Not this guy. Not Eric. I know you dont want anything to do with him. I've got something you really want.
Bischoff tries to murmur something threw the tape over his lips but Pillman pulls him by his hair
BP: (Whispering in Bischoffs ear) Stop that. You dont want to do that Eric.
Bischoff looks scared and Pillman chuckles at the sight.
BP: (Returning his attention to Hogan and now that he's at his feet, Mick Foley) I was talking about this. (Pillman raises the UCW World Championship Title) You see I've got this and I know its what everybody wants. Me? I dont need this. No. No. What I need is to know just how far everyone is willing to go to get they're hands on this gold. And starting tonight...you'll have the chance to show me. All you have to do is take out the man thats standing in the ring with you right now. Take him out. End his career. Put him on the shelf. The first man to do that gets this belt.
Hogan and Foley look at each other and both refuse to play Pillmans game. They motion to the screen that they wont do it.
BP: I was afraid this might happen. Its a shame you know. The chaos. The carnage that would insue...if two legends like yourselves went to war over his belt here. (Pondering something in his head) Well, gentlemen. My offer no longer stands. You've forced my hand on the issue.
The lights come back on and Knox and Awesome attack Hogan and Foley from behind with chairs. They beat both men with the chairs repeatedly until they are both lying motionless in the ring. Pillman makes his way to the ring carrying the belt with that same sinister smile he wore when he set Kane on fire earlier tonight. The three men stand over the beaten and battered Hogan and Foley. Irate fans boo Pillman and his hired muscle as loud and emphatically as they possibly can. Pillman looks like a man who hasnt had enough yet.
FADE TO BLACK
"The Game" HHH v "The Franchise" Shane Douglas - NO DQ
Shane Douglas brings a shopping cart with a variety of different types of weapons to the thing and HHH brings the only one he needs, the sledgehammer. Both competitors are wearing street clothes for this one. No wrestling tights required here.
They waste no time going at each other. Exchanging devistating blows back and forth. HHH eventually gains the advantage, whipping Douglas off the ropes into a hard clothesline that almost takes his head off. HHH grabs a nearby trash can lid and slams it across the face of Douglas, dazing him. Another smash with the same lid to the same spot before Douglas falls and HHH discards the item. Douglas is sitting in the corner and HHH grabs the sledgehammer and begins to choke Douglas with it.
HHH exits the ring to look under it for some more weapons. He comes out with a table, a ladder and an assortment of metal cookie trays. He places all the items in the ring and looks to get back in but as he rolls into the ring Douglas has recovered and begins to stomp him. Douglas picks up a trash can and bangs it off HHH's back. He continues to bang it off HHH numerous times in obvious fury and finally just throws it at him. Douglas gets one of the cookie tins and smashes HHH right in the face. HHH is knocked out but Douglas isnt done yet. He sets up the table and picks up the ladder. As HHH tries to get back to his feet, Douglas begins assualting him repeatedly with the ladder. Screaming at HHH that his bitch friends cant help him now.
Douglas hops out of the ring and pulls HHH out to the floor with him. Stomping him furiously and then wrapping the cable wire around his neck. Douglas opens up a steel chair and places HHH's head in the seat. He then gets another chair and smashes it into the back of HHH's head, busting him wide open. Douglas, enjoying every second of this begins to taunt the crowd and says hes not finished yet. He then takes the abandoned cable wire and ties it around HHH's hands so that he is handcuffed and unable to use his hands. Douglas gets in his face and pulls him by the hair, screaming in his face the entire time.
Douglas gets HHH back to his feet and leans him against the ring. HHH is dazed and almsot lifeless. Douglas slaps him across the face. After talking some more trash he smacks him in the face again and this time HHH falls down. Douglas throws him into a nearby announce table, rips off HHHs shirt and begins to use ric flairs patented chops across his chest. Screaming WOOOO! after each and every one. The crowd is hot and behind HHH now. Douglas rolls HHH back into the ring and walks over the corner. He begins to stomp his foot a la HBK tuning up the band. The fans are throwing garbage into the ring at this point. By now HHH has untied the cable wire and freed his hands but Douglas doesnt realize that because he's too busy taunting the crowd.
HHH stumbles up pretending to still be handcuffed. Douglas goes for the Franchiser but HHH reverses it, sends Douglas off the ropes and catches him, planting him through the table that Douglas had previously set up with a tremendous spine buster. The crowd is going ballistic. Both men are down. HHH's face is covered in blood at this point as both men begin to stir in the ring. Douglas goes for another garbage can and HHH finds his sledgehammer. Douglas has the trash can over his head looking to connect but HHH hits him in the stomach with the sledgehammer and then plants him right in the forehead, busting him open as well. HHH whips him off the ropes and plants Douglas' face with his knee. Douglas, totally dazed and confused, tries to fight back with a clothesline but he misses and HHH nails him with the pedigree. HHH covers for the 3 count and gets the hardfought victory.
Winner: HHH
Main Event: Hulk Hogan v Mick Foley
Before the bell rings the two legendary competitors shake hands in a show of respect towards one another. They fall back into they're corners and the bells tolls and the first ever meeting of these Hall of Fame Superstars is underway.
They begin with a grapple and Hogan, having the strength advantage forces Foley back into his corner and connects with some rights and some elbows to the head of Foley. Irish whip of Foley and Hogan connects with a powerful clothesline. Hogan works the crowd and gets them up out of they're seats. He picks up foley and after bouncing off the ropes hits him with a stiff right fist to the temple, sending Foley staggering backwards towards the ropes. Hogan runs towards him but is hit with an elbow to the jaw and a knee to the mid section. Foley connects with a free blows of his own and whips hogan into the corner. Hits the running clothesline and then a 2 Armed Bulldog to take down the Hulkster.
The lights in the arena begin to flicker in short bursts but after a few seconds it stops and the lighting is fine again.
Foley puts Hogan back in the corner, this time in the tree of woe position and succesful hits a double axe handle smash to the face of Hogan in the corner. After a few stomps to Hogans head, Foley lifts Hogan back up and this time hits a Piledriver. He goes for the pin but Hogan kicks out at two. Hogan begins to get up but Foley drops an elbow to the crown of Hogans head sending him back down. Foley walks over to the corner and climbs up to the middle rope. He connects with a forearm smash from the ropes.
Foley exits the ring and pulls Hogans head out just beyond the ropes and smashes his face with an elbow followed by Foleys infamous "Bang Bang" taunt that gets the crowd fired up. Foley gets back into the ring and goes for the cover. Kick out by at two. Foley picks up Hogan, whips him off the ropes but misses an attempted clothesline and instead catches a big boot to the face.
Both men are down and the lights begin that same weird flickering again but as both men get to theyre feet the lights return to normal. As Foley gets to his feet he pulls out Mr. Socko to the delight of the fans. They exchange blows but Hogan appears to be Hulking Up. Hogan points to Foley and hits three hard right hands in a row. As he attempts one more hard right Foley ducks under and goes for the Mandible Claw but Hogan catches Foleys hand just before it enters his mouth and he is trying to hold it out.
Foley trying to force the mandible claw has Hogan down to one knee in his state of resistance. Suddenly, Hogan garners enough strength to force foley back and bounces him off the ropes. Hogan goes for the big boot but is unsuccesful and as he turns around Foley is able to lock in the Mandible Claw on Hogan.
Hogan seems to be fading but he somehow manages to lock Foley in a Bearhug that causes Foley to release the Mandible Claw. Hogan then gives Foley a Belly-to-Belly Suplex, putting him down on the mat. Foley is slow getting up. Hogan grabs him and goes for the irish whip. Its reversed. Hogan off the ropes. Foley going for the Swinging Neck Breaker but Hogan counters and lands a huge big boot to the face of Foley. Hogan falls back, bouncing off the ropes and lands the Atomic Leg Drop. One. Two. Three.
Winner: Hulk Hogan
The bell sounds and Hulks music begins to play but suddenly the lights begin to flicker again and Hogans music turns to static.
Appearing on the Titantron screen is none other than the sadistic loose cannon, Brian Pillman looking crazier than ever.
BP: Hey, Hulk. Great match. (Clapping his hands sarcastically) Bravo.
The arena is dark but a spotlight is placed on the ring where Hogan looks confused and Mick Foley is just getting back to his feet.
BP: Dont look so shocked to see me. I'll explain. I promise. You see I've got something you want Hogan. (The camera zooms out to reveal that Pillman has Eric Bischoff tied up with tape on his lips). No. no. no. Not this guy. Not Eric. I know you dont want anything to do with him. I've got something you really want.
Bischoff tries to murmur something threw the tape over his lips but Pillman pulls him by his hair
BP: (Whispering in Bischoffs ear) Stop that. You dont want to do that Eric.
Bischoff looks scared and Pillman chuckles at the sight.
BP: (Returning his attention to Hogan and now that he's at his feet, Mick Foley) I was talking about this. (Pillman raises the UCW World Championship Title) You see I've got this and I know its what everybody wants. Me? I dont need this. No. No. What I need is to know just how far everyone is willing to go to get they're hands on this gold. And starting tonight...you'll have the chance to show me. All you have to do is take out the man thats standing in the ring with you right now. Take him out. End his career. Put him on the shelf. The first man to do that gets this belt.
Hogan and Foley look at each other and both refuse to play Pillmans game. They motion to the screen that they wont do it.
BP: I was afraid this might happen. Its a shame you know. The chaos. The carnage that would insue...if two legends like yourselves went to war over his belt here. (Pondering something in his head) Well, gentlemen. My offer no longer stands. You've forced my hand on the issue.
The lights come back on and Knox and Awesome attack Hogan and Foley from behind with chairs. They beat both men with the chairs repeatedly until they are both lying motionless in the ring. Pillman makes his way to the ring carrying the belt with that same sinister smile he wore when he set Kane on fire earlier tonight. The three men stand over the beaten and battered Hogan and Foley. Irate fans boo Pillman and his hired muscle as loud and emphatically as they possibly can. Pillman looks like a man who hasnt had enough yet.
FADE TO BLACK
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Pre-Show Stalwart
so what do you guys think of my show? looking for some feedback.
Papa Shango
Frontman of the WZ Band!!
I'm not sure why you're being allowed to completely overhaul the roster. You must work with the roster you have, and you can drop and pick up one wrestler per show. That's how it's always been.
Papa Shango
Frontman of the WZ Band!!
Haven't even started yet.
THe WHoLe FuCKiN SHoW
Pre-Show Stalwart
when is the deadline for the first show?