TNA iMPACT! & ReAction LD for 12.16.10

[klunderbunker]

And now, for a comedy segment.

 

[Vincent Michaels]

What the fuck is this crap!?

 

[Infamous_Enigma]

LOl at eric young, he found it in garbage can

 

[Infamous_Enigma]

thats too much crazy in one room.

 

[klunderbunker]

....moving on.

 

[Vincent Michaels]

Hey look it's Yoda Brian Kendrick!

 

[Hyorinmaru]

If Kendrick actually does something I may add him to the list of reasons I still watch TNA.

 

[Infamous_Enigma]

anyone know the next match?

 

[klunderbunker]

So we go from a brutal beating involving a trailer/house/dressing room to a guy named Spanky as a sensei giving advice to a guy that found a belt in a trash can and is leaving with some Hooters girls while his partner leaves, talking about orange shorts and looking like a peacock exploded on him.

It sounds like a bad mad lib.

 

[shattered dreams]

What do you have against Magnus kb? He is young with a decent personality and working on finding his style in the ring. That is the type you WWE guys have wet dreams about.

 

[X]

Why do guys like Magnus still have jobs?

Hey, why not? He's decent on the stick, decent in the ring, still young. Certainly a far better use of roster space than half of the people employed by TNA, who are mostly over the age of 40.

I like Magnus, he and Wolfe have been an entertaining team on Xplosion. Maybe a new British Invasion stable forthcoming with Wolfe involved? Not like they have shit to do with Doug Williams now anyways.

 

[klunderbunker]

What do you have against Magnus kb? He is young with a decent personality and working on finding his style in the ring. That is the type you WWE guys have wet dreams about.

And he hasn't been on Impact in months, adds nothing to the company and still gets paid. No need for him there and he's taking up a spot and a check. Get rid of him.

 

[shattered dreams]

How is he taking up a spot if he hasn't been on in months? By that reasoning 90 percent of WWE's roster should get the boot ... hmm you might be on to something, nevermind.

 

[X]

Hardy looks like he's literally overdosing at this moment, his lips are blue and he looks ghastly pale.

Sweet, Gen Me time. A bright spot in TNA.

 

[klunderbunker]

How is he taking up a spot if he hasn't been on in months? By that reasoning 90 percent of WWE's roster should get the boot ... hmm you might be on to something, nevermind.

He's on the roster and isn't used. That's called taking up a roster spot.

 

[klunderbunker]

I was afraid he'd do that.

 

[Vincent Michaels]

EY and Hardy need to have a unification match now.

 

[shattered dreams]

Since when is there a quota? He is quite likely to be cheap and probably paid by appearance. He does some decent work on xplosion before wolfe had his issue halting their push.

 

[Hyorinmaru]

OJ has the hots for EY.

 

[klunderbunker]

What am I watching?

 

[X]

Not even the gayest man on the planet could find Orlando Jordan attractive. Even KB wouldn't touch his disco-stick.

Damn those Hooters bitches are practically melting under the lights they've got so much plastic.

 

[Hyorinmaru]

OJ isn't that bad looking.

 

[klunderbunker]

Since when is there a quota? He is quite likely to be cheap and probably paid by appearance. He does some decent work on xplosion before wolfe had his issue halting their push.

And that means he should be on Impact even in cameos? Having wrestlers make random appearances like those makes no sense. Wrestling fans are trained to think that when they see a person on TV that person means something. Having random appearances gives the fans more to think about because now we expect Magnus to do something, which he won't do.

 

[X]

OJ isn't that bad looking.

He repulses me. He looks so fucking weird, like his body parts are all out of proportion and shit. He looks like an alien.

God damn Mickie, looking fine. Still sexier than half the divas and Knockouts.

 

[klunderbunker]

Mickie vs. Tara.....again. Great.