"There's only one Ricky Hatton" Raw LD

[The Todd]

Ah shit, I came home 40 minutes late. Does someone want to sum up the first 40 minutes of it or am I just going to have to wait until youtube has it uploaded?

 

[KillBill]

More guests than members on here, c'mon guys, join up. That slam into the knee should be Sheamus's finisher. He does it with such force that no one should get up to get kicked, plus it would take too long.

 

[Turd Ferguson]

Why the hell isn't Gail Kim getting title shots??????????

She's a human Botchamania.

This has been a slow first quarter of Raw.

I blame it on that mumbling limey, Ricky Fatton.

 

[Thriller Ant]

Ah shit, I came home 40 minutes late. Does someone want to sum up the first 40 minutes of it or am I just going to have to wait until youtube has it uploaded?

A whole bunch of mumbling from Hatton, bad Diva's match, and a Sheamus squash match

 

[The Todd]

A whole bunch of mumbling from Hatton

Don't you dare respect the greatest Britain since Churchill. 'Cept for David Haye, of course. He actually wins his big fights.

bad Diva's match, and a Sheamus squash match

As long as I haven't missed Hornswoggle. I'm finding it now.

 

[Thriller Ant]

Don't you dare respect the greatest Britain since Churchill. 'Cept for David Haye, of course. He actually wins his big fights.

Well, I guess I'll stop respecting him then. I just had trouble understanding him

 

[X]

Odd, the Bellas seem to become more and more attractive every week. I used to find them hideous, now I'd quite like to shag the both of them. That's what guys like Hatton say, "shag", right?

 

[Turd Ferguson]

Also, Swagger was definitely reading off cue cards.

And apparently, I'm also going to be voting for Steve "Lesser of Two Evils" Pagliuca for Senate.

 

[The Todd]

Well, I guess I'll stop respecting him then. I just had trouble understanding him

Funny how alcohol makes you mis-spell. Dis-repsect was the word I was looking for. Yeah, Hatton is a national icon. And we can understand him. Except soft southerners. Not that you'll understand.

 

[KillBill]

She's a human Botchamania.

Not really, unless shes in the ring with divas who can't wrestle. She had a bad match with Mickie, but there were circumstances involved, Watch her 1st run with WWE or TNA. She's good. And sweet and beautiful.

 

[The Todd]

Hatton/Guerrero? At least give Hatton something good you prick, McMahon. He could beat Guerrero after 20 pints. So Mayweather gets Big Show, Hatton gets fuckin' Chavo. Brilliant.

 

[X]

Chavo > Big Shit

 

[The Todd]

Chavo > Big Shit

Yeah, no.

Hatton knocking out Chavo doesn't get mainstream exposure tomorrow in Britain for Vince. Awful decision.

 

[Turd Ferguson]

Wow, Bourne went over there... really shocked they killed the undefeated streak there.

 

[Thriller Ant]

Wow, I almost forgot about the undefeated streak thingy

 

[Turd Ferguson]

Yeah, no.

Hatton knocking out Chavo doesn't get mainstream exposure tomorrow in Britain for Vince. Awful decision.

So, instead have a pudgy mumbling boxer knock out Big Show 2 weeks before his title match, completely undermining him?

 

[X]

Yeah, no.

Chavo's work in WCW runs circles around Big Shows overrated career, full of terrible, terrible, terrible matches.

Hatton knocking out Chavo doesn't get mainstream exposure tomorrow in Britain for Vince. Awful decision.

Neither would him knocking out Big Show. Or anybody on the roster really save for maybe Cena.

 

[The Todd]

Wow, Bourne went over there... really shocked they killed the undefeated streak there.

Not the greatest angle, admitted. I think we were meant to forget it, as usual.

 

[The Todd]

Go on Regal. He better fuckin' win.

 

[Turd Ferguson]

Not the greatest angle, admitted. I think we were meant to forget it, as usual.

Except Swagger brought it up when he was reading off the cue cards right before his match.

 

[klunderbunker]

Damn we get three SS matches???

Well two that matter and the token Divas match that's going to be awful and no one will care.

 

[The Todd]

Chavo's work in WCW runs circles around Big Shows overrated career, full of terrible, terrible, terrible matches.

Great. At the moment, though, Show is worth something. And that's what Sky Sports News will focus on tomorrow. Him beating Chavo will get the usual laughter from the anchors. Him knocking out someone, anyone, else will get better reviews. Hatton hosting is a massvie thing. Boxing is huge at the moment, and his involvement is a big thing.

 

[klunderbunker]

I really want to hit MVP. Most annoying guy not named Santino or Hornswoggle on the roster.

 

[The Todd]

Except Swagger brought it up when he was reading off the cue cards right before his match.

You caught me, I only turned Raw on as Bourne hit the SSP. Oh well, Bourne gets some credibility and Swagger gets abused. Good thing.

KOFI!!!!!!!

 

[X]

Boxing is huge? Not really. Maybe in the UK. Boxing has been sinking in popularity with each passing year for a decade now, it gets almost zero sports coverage in the papers or on any of the sports channels and it hasn't for a long time.