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The Ultimate Fantasy Mock Draft V.

The WFW is back with another Piper's Pit. Roddy Piper is already in the ring.

"Welcome to a special edition of PIPER'S PIT... take two!!

Now last week didn't go as planned, thanks to that meathead Vader. I was supposed to announce the WFW's next draft pick, but as we all know, I talked with Jim Cornette, and was made an impromptu draft pick. Now, as Jimmy Boy pointed out to me backstage, our deal is still yet to have been gone through with. Trust me, I'm well aware of it. I still haven't gotten my steak dinner. I"M STARVING!! So, time to hold up my end of the agreement. Whoever you are come on out, and welcome to the PIT!"

"Trust me...trust me...trust me..."
The music plays, and out comes the legendary Jake "The Snake" Roberts, complete with his ominous sack, which contains, as we all know, his feared python. Jake enters the ring and grabs a mic.

"The Snake has entered the Piper's Pit. How apropos. You know, I was thinking on my way out-" But Piper interupts him.

"Hold on just a minute. I don't mean to interupt you there, Jake, but for a moment I was speechless. Yeah, don't get used to THAT. When I was running down the list in my head of people who could possibly be walking down that aisle. you sure as hell did not show up on that list. I mean, good GOD, you're still LIVING?! I thought you'd died years ago!! Well, looks I owe Cowboy Bob a dollar. Honestly, how in the hell do you pull off a Lazarus like this?"

"Very funny, Roddy. It's as if you fail to remember that you're even older than I am."

"HEY, HEY, HEY!! Watchit, you bum!! This is my show, and I don't take crap from anyone on my own show. Besides, age is just a number. Last I checked, I can still dress myself in the morning. Hell, last I checked, I still had more than one set of clothes. Jeez, you look like the General of the Salvation Army! What's in the bag, your snake or your remaining posessions?"

"Are you finished? Cuz I believe this is supposed to be an interview. Now, as I was saying, I was thinking on my way out here that I had a bone to pick with you for stealing my thunder last week. But now I realize that I should thank you for hyping up my return, giving the fans a little more anticipation. So, I just want you to know that I hold no ill will towards you personally. I just want to make an impact here in the WFW, and entertain the fans."

"An impact? HA!! You couldn't make an impact if you punched a ball of silly putty!! You honestly think you can make an impact still in the world of professional wrestling?"

"Piper, I don't just think so. I know so."

"Oh, you know so, do you?"

Jake "The Snake" smirks. "Trust me."

"Well, I just got one question for ya then. Man, this is easiest interview I've had in a long time. Roberts, how in the hell do you plan on making an impact?"

"Like this."

Jake "The Snake" kicks Piper in the gut and hits a powerful DDT!! He then reaches into his bag and takes out his pet python Damien, and places him on the prone Piper. The fans cheer in approval. Well, it certainly appears as if Jake "The Snake" Roberts has made an impact, at least on "Rowdy" Roddy Piper.
 
McMahon walks out with mic in hand..........."Hold on one second, what the hell is going on here, all three of you have claimed that you will be the first UWE champion, well seeing that I am the boss that is my decision. And dont worry all three of you will get your chance. You see, all three of you will be participating in qualifying matches, with winners becoming the number one contenders for the UWE title. In total there will be three matches, and they will all take place on next weeks UWE broadcast. The first of those matches will pitch you Randy Orton against UWE's 4th draft pick, Eddie Guerrero." The crowd goes crazy, they now know that Eddie Guerrero has come to the UWE.

"The second match will pitch you Y2J Chris Jericho against UWE's 5th draft pick, Rey Mysterio Jr." THe crowd again erupts, Rey Mysterio has come to the UWE.

"Now Rock, you may be wondering who your opponent will be, well you are going to wait until next week. You see next week to open the show, we will find out who UWE's 6th draft pick is and who your opponent will be in the main event next week." Orton and Jericho look satisfied knowing who there opponent is, The Rock stares down McMahon as the show goes off the air.

Sixth pick coming shortly..
 
UWE is back on the air, The Rock is standing in the center of the ring...

"Finally The Rock has come back to Albany, NY......Now The Rock has come out here for one reason only. Last week Vince McMahon said that The Rock would find out who his opponent would be in the main event tongiht. This opponent would be UWE's 6th draft pick. And after The Rock kicks this opponents candy a** in the center of this ring, The Rock will be one step closer to becoming the first UWE champion." Then the music hits, The Rock doesn't seem to recognize it, as AJ Styles walks out onto the stage. Before Styles can speak, The Rock gets back on the mic.

"Who in the blue hell are you, what is your name?"

"Well I am..."

"It doesnt matter what your name is!!!!!!" the crowd goes crazy, AJ looks on in anger. "No, no seriously what is your name, where did you come from?"

"I am The Phenominal AJ Styles, the most athletic superstar in wrestling today and I came from TNA."

"Woh, woh, woh, watch it you potty mouth, what type of sick person claims to be from TNA, you are disgusting. And you better watch it, if you keep talking about TNA, we will get censored, both get fired and the The Rock will have to kick you candy a** in the parking lot!"

"No, no, no, I'm from TNA, Total Nonstop Action wrestling, you know."

"Yeah, yeah, yeah, I know what your talking about. That second rate wrestling show which has also ceased to exist. Yeah I remember you, you were the guy who was the TNA champions personal bitch right? Yeah, yeah, in fact I remember turning that on one night when The Rock had nothing to do, he turned on his television and there you were standing tall, dressed up as a Turkey?"

"Yeah that did happen, but those days are over, this is AJ Styles time, and tonight I will show the world when i pin you in that ring."

"Yeah, okay, you know what The Rock will actually do you a favor. You see after The Rock beats you tonight and after The Rock pins anyone of those four Jabroni's to become the first UWE Champion. The Rock will give you the honor of shining his boot up real nice, and then The Rock will turn it sideways and shove it straight up your Candy A**. If ya Smellllllll What the Rock is Cookin." Both superstars stare at each other intensely, what a battle we have on our hands later tonight.


UWE 6th Draft Pick: AJ Styles
 
My next pick is a man who should have acheived so much more in the wrestling world but whoes career was tragically cut short, the man OWEN HART was, as was most of his family a fantastic wrestler, something that my roster has lacked so far, I have some big characters such as austin, macho man, flair and nwo and now i can add some real wrestling skills to vary it a little, Owen Hart is a powerful addition to my roster and one of which i consider to be an absoloute steals.

Note: Sorry for no promo for this pick, I have now way of writing him in so far as i want him to break off and form his own feuds with some of my future picks, most likely a contender for my second title.
 
You dont need to be sorry for not having promos. Its hard to do them for every pick, hence why I have not had Guerrero or Mysterio do any promo's yet, the one with Styles popped in my head and took me like only 5 minutes to write, but none of us are going to be able to have promos, at least entertaining promos for every pick.
 
A solid round of picks.

Yokozuna was...unexpected. I'll be interested to see what you decide to do with him.

A Roberts/Piper feud sounds interesting if that's the direction Albert is going.

I could imagine Owen would work well with pretty much all the guys on your roster, jp.

AJ was going to be my next pick, had he not been taken. I think him and Steamboat would have been awesome.
 
A Roberts/Piper feud sounds interesting if that's the direction Albert is going.
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It may be more than that if I can get the right draft picks that I have in mind.
Black Reign and Spike Dudley are to be my next picks. Please, nobody take them from me.
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Only if you promise not to take Papa Shango.
 
screw the last two posts, everyman for himself, spike dudley, papa shango and black reign are mind goddammit!

Unless everyone promises not to steal curry man?
 
Cage917r said:
Wow is everybody really this bored right now, come on Cola save us, get on and make your picks.
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I'm actually worried about cola, i hope he's ok, without him the draft wud fall apart and whilst im sure he's just not here tonite it's still a scary thought.

:undertaker2:
 
Nobody take Khali either. Him and Perfect are gonna tag up against spike and black reign once they dominate angle and hart.
 
MattMoses said:
So, has anybody thought about trading with anybody yet?
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nah I'v decided not to think about that until I've got a completed roster, then I'll look to tweak it here and there, say if i have like a huge guy with no one to fight but a little guy, I'd trade one of them away to make a more even match up.

I have actually written one of my matches already, I don't know if i'll use it in my final show, I've really gotten in to writing I find it quite theraputic, much more so than the piles of school work I have.

:flair:
 
Paul Heyman has decided to make this draft swift, cutting edge so to speak. He's stood in the centre of the ring, mic in hand, ready to make the announcement that will shape the future of the LWF.

"Now, everybody knows that, in a situation like this, the mid-card is just as important as the main event, if not more so. The guys that can put on a show, an amazing technical wonder, the guys that are there for the world to see as the guys that can do it, the guys that can really wrestle. With that, allow me to introduce two of the best young, fast, technically sound guys in wrestling today. Firstly, he may not have been in the REAL ECW, but he sure as hell embodies the spirit of extreme for me. I give you the Straight-Edge Extremist, CM Punk!"

Punk comes out to a standing ovation, steel chair in hand, cheered by the raucous crowd. He reaches the ring bathed in a "CM Punk" chant, and celebrates, shaking the hand of Heyman.

"And now, not only is this guy fast, but he's straightened up now and he's now flyiong in the right direction. The direction? Straight to the top! I give you the amazing, the brilliant, The Charismatic Enigma, Jeff Hardy!"

Hardy comes out to a mixed reaction from the crowd. It's clear that they know that they've given Hardy one too many chances, and they want him to earn their respect before he gets the rock star reception that he's used to. However, he looks focused, and Heyman trusts Hardy to make the grade. So with that, the picks are made.
 
now I'm going to make a pick who is the inspiration for many of the wrestlers on some of your drafts, the dynamite kid tom billington!
 
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