The ring here at tonight's edition of WFW has been made over. It appears as if it's some sort of special occasion tonight. A red canvas has been laid out. Two stools and a microphone await in the ring. This set-up looks slightly familiar...
*Cue bagpipes*
The crowd goes absolutely apes**t as "Rowdy" Roddy Piper appears at the entrance ramp, arms opens wide, taking in the reception. With a big smirk, he enters the ring and grabs a mic.
"Welcome... to a special edition... of PIPER'S PIT!!
Now, my friend Jim Cornette asked me here tonight to conduct a very special interview. In exchange, I get the pleasure of announcing the name of the WFW's next draft pick, AND I'm treated to a nice steak dinner. And I'm not gonna lie, I am really looking forward... to that steak dinner. So let's get this over with and I can go sink teeth into a nice Porterhouse. Ladies and Gentleman, allow me to introduce to you the man who, according to Cornette, will be the WFW Champion... VADER!!"
Vader comes down to ring, taunting the crowd and motioning for the title around his waist.
"Alright, big guy, let's hurry this along, I got dinner waiting for me. Now, what made you agree to to come to the WFW?"
"I-"
Piper pulls the mic away from Vader's mouth. "What makes you and Cornette think you can beat guys like Hogan and Cena and Goldstein?"
"We're gonna-"
"Those guys are pretty tough. What are you gonna do to stop 'em?"
"Well, first I'm gonna take Hogan by the head and-"
"You know, me and Hogan fought each other countless times. You know how many times I beat him?"
"No-"
"Every time. Every single time. He won at Wrestlemania, I maintain that was a moral victory for me and Orndorff."
"What the HELL are you talk-"
"Hey do you mind speaking up? Greg Valentine messed up my hearing back in '83."
"What?-"
"Hey, didn't you and Orndorff get into it a few years back?"
"Yeah, what do you-"
"Is it true Orndorff whipped your ass?"
"WHAT?!"
"Well, Paul told me he beat you good. And frankly, looking at you, I believe him."
Vader has had enough. He grabs Piper by his shirt and hoists him up. "Listen up, you little son of a bitch-"
"HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY!! PUT ME DOWN YOU OVERGROWN PUMPKIN!! I am not one your co-workers! I am a guest here, and if you don't get your hands off me, I'm gonna sue your ass!"
"Oh, yeah? Well, we'll see about that." But Vader gets poked in the eyes by Piper. Vader throws him out of the ring. Piper gets a chair, but Vader recovers and takes him out. He is about to use the chair on Piper when John Cena comes out and hit Vader in the back of the knee. He then applies the STFU. BUT VADER POWERS OUT!! And now Hogan is out. He and Vader start exchanging blows. And now here comes GOLDBERG. Goldberg attempts to clear house, leaving him fighting with Vader. Now Piper is back in and attacks all four men with a chair as Jim Cornette rushes out to sort out the mess. Piper is furious that his segment has been interupted. He wants Vader, he wants Hogan, he wants 'em all!
"I don't care who you had in mind-" Piper is overheard saying. Cornette calms down Piper and speaks to the crowd.
"Well, folks, tonight Piper was going to announce the next draft pick. But after what I've seen tonight, and with talking to him, I've decided that tonight, The Hot Rod IS the next draft pick. That's right. Effective right now, the WFW's next draft pick is... 'Rowdy' Roddy Piper!!"
Wow, what a turn of events. Piper goes from revealing the next draft pick to actuallybecoming the next pick. But who was supposed to be the original pick? And what is his fate now that Piper has taken his spot? We may very well find out next time. Stay tuned wrestling fans!