Indeed.. last time i did one of these (mock draft 2 I think) I had DDP in my roster.
The Ultimate Fantasy Mock Draft V.
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Indeed.. last time i did one of these (mock draft 2 I think) I had DDP in my roster.
I know that most people need to stradegize, I guess I have been lucky up to this point, I have known who I wanted and they have been there. I already have my next several picks planned out, if they are still available, which I expect them to be.
Papa Shango
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Alright, I'm gonna make this quick. No promo this time, I don't have time to write one right now.
My 8th round pick is: Booker T
My 8th round pick is: Booker T
I havn't done a promo for a while... I had one written for my next pick after Ric Flair, so I ask you al, suspend your disbelief, pretend that there was a match which ended with Ric Flair getting beat down by nWo.... my next post will be the show after and contains my next pick...
Eric Bischoff comes out looking serious. He holds a GWA microphone. Lets hear what the GM has to say:
Ladies and Gentleman everyone makes mistakes. I come out here week in week out to hear nothing but boos from you people, but really Ive done nothing but try and draft what you want too see. At this moment in time Id like to address some of the mistakes Ive made in this draft thus far. First, I made the pick Stone Sold Steve Austin under the impression that I could tame him slightly, but since then Ive come to realise that this son of a bitch is hard to tame. Ive got big things in mind for you stone cold! You mark my words. You may think you can push me aside and act like you own this place like youve done in the past but Eric Bischoff has more than a few tricks up his sleeve I can assure you of that.
Now let me address my second, even bigger mistake. (Bischoff pauses; he looks disappointed, ashamed, and frail; like we havent ever seen him before.) It takes a brave GM I can assure you to take on a cancer like the n.W.o At this moment in time Id like to draw your attention to the titan tron, and a direct video link into the home of one of this businesses most respected champions; The nature boy Ric Flair.
RIC FLAIR APPEARS ON THE TITAN TRON- his face has many stitches and bruises. He looks scary, there is a fire in his eyes and he glares, this isnt the fun loving Nature Boy weve grown accustomed to over his long career. The audience sit in stunned anticipation of what he has to say.
Take a good hard look at my face n W o. This face that has graced so many arenas, this face that has smiled after countless victories, this face that has written the book on professional wrestling and the face that you Mr. Nash and Mr. Hall took it upon yourselves to ruin last week after GWA went off air. At this point Id like to show the fans some footage at what happened after our last show
(Footage rolls of Hall and Nash standing tall over a helpless Ric Flair. Scott Hall picks him up and Nash delivers a huge boot to the face. Nash then goes to get a chair. Scott Hall spits on Flair who is pulling at the feet of Halls ring attire trying to make it at least to his knees. Nash comes into the ring with the chair and a beat down begins to punish Flair. This is followed by a razors edge by Hall onto the chair. Nash throws flair from the ring, he takes the beat down to the outside Culminating in him delivering a huge Jack-knife power-bomb to Flair through the announce table. Hall and Nash leave a battered and bloodied Flair in a pool of his own blood.)
Its times like these that a man looks to his blood, a time like this that a man looks to his family, to his closest friends. Eric Bischoff made one of the biggest mistakes of his life when he hired you two idiots. But hes allowed me to make his next draft pick as a way of evening the score. Ladies and Gentleman, it is my honour to announce The sixth draft pick for GWA, and the man who will help me finally rid the world of those bastards in the n W o! Ladies and Gentleman My best friend ARN ANDERSON!
Ladies and Gentleman everyone makes mistakes. I come out here week in week out to hear nothing but boos from you people, but really Ive done nothing but try and draft what you want too see. At this moment in time Id like to address some of the mistakes Ive made in this draft thus far. First, I made the pick Stone Sold Steve Austin under the impression that I could tame him slightly, but since then Ive come to realise that this son of a bitch is hard to tame. Ive got big things in mind for you stone cold! You mark my words. You may think you can push me aside and act like you own this place like youve done in the past but Eric Bischoff has more than a few tricks up his sleeve I can assure you of that.
Now let me address my second, even bigger mistake. (Bischoff pauses; he looks disappointed, ashamed, and frail; like we havent ever seen him before.) It takes a brave GM I can assure you to take on a cancer like the n.W.o At this moment in time Id like to draw your attention to the titan tron, and a direct video link into the home of one of this businesses most respected champions; The nature boy Ric Flair.
RIC FLAIR APPEARS ON THE TITAN TRON- his face has many stitches and bruises. He looks scary, there is a fire in his eyes and he glares, this isnt the fun loving Nature Boy weve grown accustomed to over his long career. The audience sit in stunned anticipation of what he has to say.
Take a good hard look at my face n W o. This face that has graced so many arenas, this face that has smiled after countless victories, this face that has written the book on professional wrestling and the face that you Mr. Nash and Mr. Hall took it upon yourselves to ruin last week after GWA went off air. At this point Id like to show the fans some footage at what happened after our last show
(Footage rolls of Hall and Nash standing tall over a helpless Ric Flair. Scott Hall picks him up and Nash delivers a huge boot to the face. Nash then goes to get a chair. Scott Hall spits on Flair who is pulling at the feet of Halls ring attire trying to make it at least to his knees. Nash comes into the ring with the chair and a beat down begins to punish Flair. This is followed by a razors edge by Hall onto the chair. Nash throws flair from the ring, he takes the beat down to the outside Culminating in him delivering a huge Jack-knife power-bomb to Flair through the announce table. Hall and Nash leave a battered and bloodied Flair in a pool of his own blood.)
Its times like these that a man looks to his blood, a time like this that a man looks to his family, to his closest friends. Eric Bischoff made one of the biggest mistakes of his life when he hired you two idiots. But hes allowed me to make his next draft pick as a way of evening the score. Ladies and Gentleman, it is my honour to announce The sixth draft pick for GWA, and the man who will help me finally rid the world of those bastards in the n W o! Ladies and Gentleman My best friend ARN ANDERSON!
THe WHoLe FuCKiN SHoW
Pre-Show Stalwart
i missed the whole last draft and now this one started while i was suspended. BULLOCKS!!!
I. Hate. You.
A four horseman vs nWo rivalry in some form was my intention since I picked Flair, but it uses the majority of my main eventers, now in some form I have to establish a way of having Austin - Savage feud for the title.... the end match is already written but I have no idea how to get them there as I had Savage saved by Austin in one of my earlier shows!
Arn Anderson was to be my next pick, since he's pretty much one of the all time greats, and is amazing as either a singles or a tag team. Damn you jp. That's like the fifth time you've took my next planned pick.
I had a sneaky feeling you had him in your plans, I think we have similar tastes in wrestling
You could do a segmant were Austin is in the ring with Savage, they are respecting each other, say he saves him again, then have Austin hit him with a Stunner because he is competition for the title. Or just have Bischoff make that the title match, and again have Austin give him a Stunner. Basically what I am saying is, it will only take one Stunner, how ever the hell you do it, to make a Austin/Savage rivalry for the title.
Paul Heyman is again ready to announce his next set of draft picks. "OK, again, I'm going to make this quick. You see, the tag team division is an important part of any respectable roster. And, seeing as I have 2 draft picks, I'm free to draft a tag team in full. Now, as I said, LWF is a land for the up-and-comers of the world. However, in this case, I've decided to have a tag team that was already established, until it unfortunatly combusted about a year back. So, without further ado, I give you the superb team that is both experienced and young, "Wildcat" Chris Harris, "Cowboy" James Storm, America's Most Wanted!
AMW make their way to the ring, beers in hand, back together for the ride through LWF. They're there with one simple thing in mind - dominance.
AMW make their way to the ring, beers in hand, back together for the ride through LWF. They're there with one simple thing in mind - dominance.
A limousine pulls up, long and black. The fans begin to buzz and out steps the people we all suspect, Flair and Anderson! Flairs music hits and the two make there way to the ring, Flair has a swagger about him, and much unlike the angered Flair we saw in the last show. He gets on the microphone, the fans are popping despite the notoriousness of two of the most greatest heels ever to walk the earth,
Flair- Ladies and gentleman please give it up for my best friend: ARN ANDERRSON! And now let me take the time to saw WOOOOOOOOOO! The nature boy is back in town and n.W.o you will never ever keep me down!
Anderson takes the mic:
Dont you get it n.W.o, we wrote the book on heel tag teams and factions, standing in the ring in front of you are two of the finest bad-assed son of a bitches ever to enter the squared circle, and youve done one thing that takes a lot to do, and thats piss us off!
Hit the n.W.o music and out comes the outsiders, they are smiling, they get huge heat from the audience.
Hall- well, well, well Kevin Nash, the rumours are true, look who we have before us in the ring, someone call the old people home theres been a break out!
Nash- Do you think we are scared of you, your name means nothing to us, you may have been the first noted heel faction but you are by no means the best, hell, Id be more scared if Stevie Richards and RTC came to try and stop us! Just to prove a point, roll the footage.
THIS PUBLIC SERCICE ANNOUNCMENT WAS BROUGHT TO YOU BY THE n.W.o!
We see footage of Hall and Nash, they are at a stable. They mock the horses, Oh look its the two horsey-men Flair and Anderson, the camera shows some horse crap News just in no one gives a shit this carries on until eventually we are back in the ring
Flair- Very clever boys, and thats exactly what you are, no one was ever scarred of you because all you because after all, all you are are two school yard bullies trying to re-live the glory days of when you bullied for lunch money in the play ground, well no more, come to this ring we are going to have a show down! No referee, no public service announcements, lets face off rite now!
After some cautious deliberation Nash and Hall come towards the ring. As they get there Anderson takes out Hall with a baseball slide and a hooded camera man smashes Nash with his camera! Flair stays in the ring doing commentary-
Oh my Wooooo! Nash and Hall just got hit! (Mock surprise) What is this!?-
The cameraman reveals himself to be the third horseman if you like Tully Blanchard. Anderson and Blanchard do a number on them, really stiff stuff, Anderson puts a chair on Halls face which Tully stamps on etc. Hall and Nash are completely beat down due to the surprise attack. Flair continues the commentary- the last time in history there was this much damage by so few people you have to go rite back to the horseman of the apocalypse Woooo!
Flair- Ladies and gentleman please give it up for my best friend: ARN ANDERRSON! And now let me take the time to saw WOOOOOOOOOO! The nature boy is back in town and n.W.o you will never ever keep me down!
Anderson takes the mic:
Dont you get it n.W.o, we wrote the book on heel tag teams and factions, standing in the ring in front of you are two of the finest bad-assed son of a bitches ever to enter the squared circle, and youve done one thing that takes a lot to do, and thats piss us off!
Hit the n.W.o music and out comes the outsiders, they are smiling, they get huge heat from the audience.
Hall- well, well, well Kevin Nash, the rumours are true, look who we have before us in the ring, someone call the old people home theres been a break out!
Nash- Do you think we are scared of you, your name means nothing to us, you may have been the first noted heel faction but you are by no means the best, hell, Id be more scared if Stevie Richards and RTC came to try and stop us! Just to prove a point, roll the footage.
THIS PUBLIC SERCICE ANNOUNCMENT WAS BROUGHT TO YOU BY THE n.W.o!
We see footage of Hall and Nash, they are at a stable. They mock the horses, Oh look its the two horsey-men Flair and Anderson, the camera shows some horse crap News just in no one gives a shit this carries on until eventually we are back in the ring
Flair- Very clever boys, and thats exactly what you are, no one was ever scarred of you because all you because after all, all you are are two school yard bullies trying to re-live the glory days of when you bullied for lunch money in the play ground, well no more, come to this ring we are going to have a show down! No referee, no public service announcements, lets face off rite now!
After some cautious deliberation Nash and Hall come towards the ring. As they get there Anderson takes out Hall with a baseball slide and a hooded camera man smashes Nash with his camera! Flair stays in the ring doing commentary-
Oh my Wooooo! Nash and Hall just got hit! (Mock surprise) What is this!?-
The cameraman reveals himself to be the third horseman if you like Tully Blanchard. Anderson and Blanchard do a number on them, really stiff stuff, Anderson puts a chair on Halls face which Tully stamps on etc. Hall and Nash are completely beat down due to the surprise attack. Flair continues the commentary- the last time in history there was this much damage by so few people you have to go rite back to the horseman of the apocalypse Woooo!
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i havr changed my mind prinnce albert has the best team
Papa Shango
Frontman of the WZ Band!!
MY next pick is:
Jeff Jarrett
Jeff Jarrett