The Ultimate Fantasy Mock Draft V.
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Papa Shango
Frontman of the WZ Band!!
Jim Cornette is in the ring with new WFW roster member, Booker T.
"Ladies and gentleman, it is my pleasure to introduce to you, the 5-time former WCW Champion. He is a former WWE World Heavyweight Champion. He is... BOOKER T!!"
"Thanks for the intro, dawg. Ima make this plain and simple. I have won championship after championship in my career. And I don't plan on this being any different here. So I'm putting everyone on notice... Booker T is out to get some gold around his waist! Now can... you... dig... that... SUCKAAAAAA!!!"
Booker T is then interrupted by the also debuting Jeff Jarrett.
"Well, well, Booker T. Good to see you. You know, talking about all your championships reminds me of all the gold I'VE worn around my waist. You know, we're a lot a like, Booker. We both live to win. We both love earning accolades. You're a former King of the Ring; I'm a two-time King of the Mountain. We both happen to have held a lot of the same championships. You've won the Intercontinental Championship. I myself am a six-time IC Champ. You're a six-time World Heavyweight Champion; I've held 10 World Heavyweight Championships. Huh, you what? It seems as if the only difference between you and me, is that any title you win, I can win more of."
"Oh, yeah Jarrett? The only true difference between you and me, is that I didn't book myself to win half my Championships!"
"Excuse me?!!"
"You heard me!! They call me Booker T, they call you "Booker ME!"
"You got a lot nerve talking to me like that!"
"You're damn skippy, hippy."
Jarrett takes a swing at Booker. They start brawling at ringside. Jarrett rams Booker head-first into the ring post. Booker is down. Jarrett is reaching under the ring some... oh, no! Jarrett's got a guitar!! He's gonna knock Booker's head off!
Wait a minute... Who's that coming down the ramp? I don't believe it... IT'S GOLDUST!!
Goldust is behind Double J... ouch!! Low blow!! He's got the guitar now! Look out Jarrett!
*El Kabong!*
Jarrett is out!! Jarrett is out!! Booker T can't believe his eyes! It's his old tag team partner, Goldust. It looks like Goldust is the newest member of the WFW roster.
"Get yourself a tag team partner Jarrett! Because if you mess with Booker, then you mess with his best buddy, Goldust, too! Cuz if we've both been drafted to the same roster, then it must be a sign that we need to tag together. It's our destiny to be together!" And then, he gives Booker a hug. Booker T may be a little lost for words right now, but the look on his face says it all.
"Tell me he did not just say that!"
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Alright C-Dig, update that draft board with the new picks. And be sure to... remember the name...
GOLDUST
"Ladies and gentleman, it is my pleasure to introduce to you, the 5-time former WCW Champion. He is a former WWE World Heavyweight Champion. He is... BOOKER T!!"
"Thanks for the intro, dawg. Ima make this plain and simple. I have won championship after championship in my career. And I don't plan on this being any different here. So I'm putting everyone on notice... Booker T is out to get some gold around his waist! Now can... you... dig... that... SUCKAAAAAA!!!"
Booker T is then interrupted by the also debuting Jeff Jarrett.
"Well, well, Booker T. Good to see you. You know, talking about all your championships reminds me of all the gold I'VE worn around my waist. You know, we're a lot a like, Booker. We both live to win. We both love earning accolades. You're a former King of the Ring; I'm a two-time King of the Mountain. We both happen to have held a lot of the same championships. You've won the Intercontinental Championship. I myself am a six-time IC Champ. You're a six-time World Heavyweight Champion; I've held 10 World Heavyweight Championships. Huh, you what? It seems as if the only difference between you and me, is that any title you win, I can win more of."
"Oh, yeah Jarrett? The only true difference between you and me, is that I didn't book myself to win half my Championships!"
"Excuse me?!!"
"You heard me!! They call me Booker T, they call you "Booker ME!"
"You got a lot nerve talking to me like that!"
"You're damn skippy, hippy."
Jarrett takes a swing at Booker. They start brawling at ringside. Jarrett rams Booker head-first into the ring post. Booker is down. Jarrett is reaching under the ring some... oh, no! Jarrett's got a guitar!! He's gonna knock Booker's head off!
Wait a minute... Who's that coming down the ramp? I don't believe it... IT'S GOLDUST!!
Goldust is behind Double J... ouch!! Low blow!! He's got the guitar now! Look out Jarrett!
*El Kabong!*
Jarrett is out!! Jarrett is out!! Booker T can't believe his eyes! It's his old tag team partner, Goldust. It looks like Goldust is the newest member of the WFW roster.
"Get yourself a tag team partner Jarrett! Because if you mess with Booker, then you mess with his best buddy, Goldust, too! Cuz if we've both been drafted to the same roster, then it must be a sign that we need to tag together. It's our destiny to be together!" And then, he gives Booker a hug. Booker T may be a little lost for words right now, but the look on his face says it all.
"Tell me he did not just say that!"
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Alright C-Dig, update that draft board with the new picks. And be sure to... remember the name...
GOLDUST
oh my these are some crucial picks *gulps*
Ok to make sure that my roster boast talent from all corners and all areas of mainstream wrestling, I pick a man who will make it to the top, often called the next Shawn Michaels I call him the new and original ALEX SHELLEY!
Ok to make sure that my roster boast talent from all corners and all areas of mainstream wrestling, I pick a man who will make it to the top, often called the next Shawn Michaels I call him the new and original ALEX SHELLEY!
UWE is back after a controversial finish to the first UWE Title qualifying match.....then the music hits........its Christian Cage, he walks to the ring motioning to his peeps.
"Thats right, The Instant Classic has come to the UWE, in what I would like to call the steal of the draft. I mean seriously, The Instant Classic Christian Cage being taken in the 7th round, thats a steal for the UWE. Now I originally planned on coming out here, no matter what show I was on, and demanding a title shot, but apparently I have been left out of the UWE Title picture. Now as you may expect this does not make me happy, but I didn't come out here to complain. You see the UWE Title is not the only championship on this show, there is another singles title, you see the UWE has brought the US Title over from the WWE and this is one of the few titles that I have never held in my career. So, I am going to cut straight to it, I am out here to challenge any wrestler in the back to a US Title match at UWE's first PPV....then the music hits..No Chance, Thats What Ya Got..
"Now hold on one second there Christian, you see I made you my 7th draft pick because you were the best person available in my opinion, but dont think I have forgotton. Dont think I have forgotton that you left my WWE to go to that no good lousy, second rate piece of garbage show TNA. So why on earth would you expect me to let you get a US Title match?"
"Well Vince, that is true, I did leave your show, and if I could go back in time and change it..........I wouldn't change one damn thing. You see Vince maybe I wouldn't have left your show if you weren't such an A**Hole."
"How dare you, you think your funny, you know what I am going to give you a US Title match, yeah, yeah, and your opponent? Well your opponent will be the UWE's 8th draft pick.........hit the music........Well, Well Its the Big Show!!!!!!
Christian stares at the 7 foot giant, McMahon and Show are smiling, we go to commercial...
"Thats right, The Instant Classic has come to the UWE, in what I would like to call the steal of the draft. I mean seriously, The Instant Classic Christian Cage being taken in the 7th round, thats a steal for the UWE. Now I originally planned on coming out here, no matter what show I was on, and demanding a title shot, but apparently I have been left out of the UWE Title picture. Now as you may expect this does not make me happy, but I didn't come out here to complain. You see the UWE Title is not the only championship on this show, there is another singles title, you see the UWE has brought the US Title over from the WWE and this is one of the few titles that I have never held in my career. So, I am going to cut straight to it, I am out here to challenge any wrestler in the back to a US Title match at UWE's first PPV....then the music hits..No Chance, Thats What Ya Got..
"Now hold on one second there Christian, you see I made you my 7th draft pick because you were the best person available in my opinion, but dont think I have forgotton. Dont think I have forgotton that you left my WWE to go to that no good lousy, second rate piece of garbage show TNA. So why on earth would you expect me to let you get a US Title match?"
"Well Vince, that is true, I did leave your show, and if I could go back in time and change it..........I wouldn't change one damn thing. You see Vince maybe I wouldn't have left your show if you weren't such an A**Hole."
"How dare you, you think your funny, you know what I am going to give you a US Title match, yeah, yeah, and your opponent? Well your opponent will be the UWE's 8th draft pick.........hit the music........Well, Well Its the Big Show!!!!!!
Christian stares at the 7 foot giant, McMahon and Show are smiling, we go to commercial...
You asshole. I was looking to do a MMG/AMW rivalry.
UWE is back....next up is the Mysterio vs. Y2J UWE Title qualifying match....
Mysterio's music hits, then Jericho's, both men come out to huge pops and look focused.
The match gets underway with Jericho gaining an early advantage, after he knocks Mysterio to the ground with a knee to the gut and quick scoop slam. Jericho continues to control the match early, using his size and strength advantage to beat down Mysterio. Jericho knocks Mysterio to the ground again with a suplex, goes for the lion sault, but Mysterio moves out of the way. Both men get up at the same time, Mysterio nails various kicks to the legs of Jericho, bringing him down to his knees then nails a running drop kick to the face. Now Mysterio starts to nail some offense. He hits Jericho with various highflying moves, including inverted bulldog and leg scissor hurricanrana. Mysterio throws Jericho to the turnbuckle, but Jericho reverses with a elbow to the face, runs off the ropes, Mysterio trips him up, goes for it and nails a 619. Now Mysterio is going for West Coast Pomp, but Jericho catches him with a nasty powerbomb. Now Jericho gets to his feet, goes for it and nails the Lionsault. Jericho goes to the feet of Mysterio tries to lock in the Walls of Jericho, but Mysterio escapes. Mysterio goes for a spingboard DDT, but Jericho catches him, tosses him in the air for a huge impact Coadbreaker. Jericho goes for the pin 1-2-3. Yes Jericho gets the pin in an highly competitive match. Y2J has now joined Eddie Guerrero as two of the three number one contenders for the UWE Title.
Mysterio's music hits, then Jericho's, both men come out to huge pops and look focused.
The match gets underway with Jericho gaining an early advantage, after he knocks Mysterio to the ground with a knee to the gut and quick scoop slam. Jericho continues to control the match early, using his size and strength advantage to beat down Mysterio. Jericho knocks Mysterio to the ground again with a suplex, goes for the lion sault, but Mysterio moves out of the way. Both men get up at the same time, Mysterio nails various kicks to the legs of Jericho, bringing him down to his knees then nails a running drop kick to the face. Now Mysterio starts to nail some offense. He hits Jericho with various highflying moves, including inverted bulldog and leg scissor hurricanrana. Mysterio throws Jericho to the turnbuckle, but Jericho reverses with a elbow to the face, runs off the ropes, Mysterio trips him up, goes for it and nails a 619. Now Mysterio is going for West Coast Pomp, but Jericho catches him with a nasty powerbomb. Now Jericho gets to his feet, goes for it and nails the Lionsault. Jericho goes to the feet of Mysterio tries to lock in the Walls of Jericho, but Mysterio escapes. Mysterio goes for a spingboard DDT, but Jericho catches him, tosses him in the air for a huge impact Coadbreaker. Jericho goes for the pin 1-2-3. Yes Jericho gets the pin in an highly competitive match. Y2J has now joined Eddie Guerrero as two of the three number one contenders for the UWE Title.
Alright, well today wasn't as fast and furious as yesterday, but thats okay, I mean its the first day of the NCAA Tourny, unless you have a laptop with wireless, your probably watching the games.
Albert you are up, about 14 hours left, your pick expires at 230pm ET.
Oh and Cola, Moses has the Steiners and you forgot to highlight them as a tag team on his draft board. No biggie just wanted to let you know.
Albert you are up, about 14 hours left, your pick expires at 230pm ET.
Oh and Cola, Moses has the Steiners and you forgot to highlight them as a tag team on his draft board. No biggie just wanted to let you know.
Papa Shango
Frontman of the WZ Band!!
I pick Bad Ass Billy Gunn. Promo coming... sooner or later.
Good picks, Albert I am guessing you are going to try to get your first tag team. Moses Ultimo is a good addition to your roster, fits your show great. He just didn't fit what I am doing with my show, which is weighed heavily on a wrestlers charisma.
Numbers you are up!
Numbers you are up!