tdigle Asks You Questions, And You Answer

[Y 2 Jake]

1) What do you plan on doing for Halloween this year?

Telling kids to fuck off, most likely.

2) Have you ever egged a house?

No.

3) Do you use ChapStick, or any other kind of lip balm with a generic name?

Do I fuck.

4) Do white strips really make your teeth whiter?

Dunno.

5) Do "really ethnic" restaurants freak you out (e.g., Chinese restaurants with chicken feet, blood tofu, and shark fin dim sum)?

I don't eat out.

6) Do you think it would be awesome to have a hot tub in your backyard?

In a carpark? No.

7) Has a woman ever told you "no," when she really meant "yes" (or vice-versa)?

No always means yes.

8) What is the dumbest thing you have fought about with a woman?

Don't know, some petty woman related stuff.

9) Are you afraid of going bald?

Not in the slightest.

10) If someone cheats on you and you decide to stay with them, is it reasonable for you to get one free pass for a sexual indiscretion in the future?

You would think so, but that's not the case.

1) Do you think it would be badass to own an uzi?

Sure, but an Uzi without bullets is worthless. Ever tried getting hold of bullets? Hard.

2) Have you ever listened to music with headphones on, sung the music aloud, and taken the headphones off partially, only to find out that you're just making unintelligible sounds that are an approximation of the lyrics?

Yup.

3) Jean shorts, are they a fashion faux-pas?

They always have been. Cena wears them currently, that tells you everything.

4) Will Obama get a second term?

I think most Americans will be of the opinion that ''the black fella'' has had his shot.

5) Is Labour on the way out in England?

Natch.

6) Do you put a pillow between your legs when you go to bed?

To absorb my piss? Great idea, but no.

7) Have you ever eaten the core of an apple?

Have I ever eaten an apple?

8) Do you like 7-11?

Wouldn't know.

9) Have you ever faked an orgasm?

All the time.

10) Do you like origami?

I'm the most anti-origami person you'll ever meet.

1) Have you ever had something akin to a religious experience at either a concert or club set?

No, it's a load of shit, innit!

2) When you were younger, were you a boyscout?

A Beaver, actually.

3) Have you ever donated blood?

Previously, yes. But not anymore.

4) What is the lowest denomination of currency that you will pick up off the street (e.g., do you pick up everything, or do you avoid coins completely and only pick up bills)?

Notes only.

5) How many times a month do you eat pizza?

Twice.

6) Hypothetically speaking, if you still had your umbilical cord, how much would someone have to pay you to eat it?

A 25 year old umbilical cord? That'd be crunchy. I don't do anything for less than £100,000.

7) What is the dumbest thing you've ever done with fireworks?

Watched them.

8) Have you ever worn an empty beer case as a hat?

No.

9) What are two things that doughnuts can't do?

Love & hate.

10) Have you ever smashed someone's bubblegum bubble in their face?

Probably.

 

[Ty Burna]

3 October

1) Have you ever had something akin to a religious experience at either a concert or club set?

Can't say I have.

2) When you were younger, were you a boyscout?

For about 2 years. Why I was, I have no idea.

3) Have you ever donated blood?

I've dontated blood and used to "donate" my plasma twice a week for about $50.

4) What is the lowest denomination of currency that you will pick up off the street (e.g., do you pick up everything, or do you avoid coins completely and only pick up bills)?

Money is money, and pennies add up too.

5) How many times a month do you eat pizza?

Too many times to count.

6) Hypothetically speaking, if you still had your umbilical cord, how much would someone have to pay you to eat it?

I'm thinking minimum of 6 figures.

7) What is the dumbest thing you've ever done with fireworks?

Satellite missile runs.

8) Have you ever worn an empty beer case as a hat?

Nah

9) What are two things that doughnuts can't do?

Cure cancer, and keep police away.

10) Have you ever smashed someone's bubblegum bubble in their face?

Maybe when I was younger.

 

[Барбоса]

1) Do you think it would be badass to own an uzi?

No, I'm happy enough with a sword although a Howitzer might be badass

2) Have you ever listened to music with headphones on, sung the music aloud, and taken the headphones off partially, only to find out that you're just making unintelligible sounds that are an approximation of the lyrics?

Any time I sing it is usually unintelligible

3) Jean shorts, are they a fashion faux-pas?

Yes

4) Will Obama get a second term?

Yes

5) Is Labour on the way out in England?

Probably but likely not for the better

6) Do you put a pillow between your legs when you go to bed?

No

7) Have you ever eaten the core of an apple?

No

8) Do you like 7-11?

Never been in one

9) Have you ever faked an orgasm?

No

10) Do you like origami?

Pointless

 

[Барбоса]

1) Have you ever had something akin to a religious experience at either a concert or club set?

No

2) When you were younger, were you a boyscout?

Yes

3) Have you ever donated blood?

No, it's mine

4) What is the lowest denomination of currency that you will pick up off the street (e.g., do you pick up everything, or do you avoid coins completely and only pick up bills)?

50p although I think I would lift a quarter Stateside as I never have one when I need one

5) How many times a month do you eat pizza?

A couple, home-made, take-out or improvised

6) Hypothetically speaking, if you still had your umbilical cord, how much would someone have to pay you to eat it?

I just wouldn't

7) What is the dumbest thing you've ever done with fireworks?

Paid for them

8) Have you ever worn an empty beer case as a hat?

More than likely

9) What are two things that doughnuts can't do?

Sing and dance

10) Have you ever smashed someone's bubblegum bubble in their face?

No

 

[Cena's Little Helper]

6 October

1) Why has Mariah Carey gotten hotter with age?

2) Have you ever been to Dave & Buster's?

3) As an adult, do you still go ape shit over pizza parties?

4) Where did jmt225 go?

5) How badass would it have been to be a Spanish Conquistador?

6) Should musicals be allowed to qualify for the Oscars?

7) Is it true that most gay men like show tunes, or is this just an incorrect (yet hilarious) stereotype?

8) Have you ever met an Asian prostitute who spoke broken English?

9) If you ordered a bride from Russia, how long do you think it'd be before she ran away with your cash?

10) Have you ever stayed in a hotel with a porn channel?

 

[gd]

1) Why has Mariah Carey gotten hotter with age?

She has? Haven't noticed.

2) Have you ever been to Dave & Buster's?

Nope.

3) As an adult, do you still go ape shit over pizza parties?

Mutha fuckin' pizza!!!! Awesome.

4) Where did jmt225 go?

He signed with Strikeforce.

5) How badass would it have been to be a Spanish Conquistador?

As long as I had an awesome mustache, it'd be great.

6) Should musicals be allowed to qualify for the Oscars?

Sure, Three 6 Mafia have an Academy Award, everyone should have one.

7) Is it true that most gay men like show tunes, or is this just an incorrect (yet hilarious) stereotype?

Definetly true.

8) Have you ever met an Asian prostitute who spoke broken English?

I wish.

9) If you ordered a bride from Russia, how long do you think it'd be before she ran away with your cash?

Never, unless she cut the chains holding her down.

10) Have you ever stayed in a hotel with a porn channel?

HBO count?

 

[Stickstar 16]

2 October

1) Do you think it would be badass to own an uzi?
2) Have you ever listened to music with headphones on, sung the music aloud, and taken the headphones off partially, only to find out that you're just making unintelligible sounds that are an approximation of the lyrics?
3) Jean shorts, are they a fashion faux-pas?
4) Will Obama get a second term?
5) Is Labour on the way out in England?
6) Do you put a pillow between your legs when you go to bed?
7) Have you ever eaten the core of an apple?
8) Do you like 7-11?
9) Have you ever faked an orgasm?
10) Do you like origami?

1. No, although the sense of power could be quite cool
2. Yes, couple of times at home, usually when the lyrics are hard to decypher
3. John Cena style ones, No, self made ones crappily made, Yes
4. I hope so, he deserves as much of a chance to screw up as the last pres.
5. Wouldn't know, so i can't answer that unfortunately
6. Nope, two pillows under my head though
7. Yes, once, it was pretty weird
8. Don't have them in NZ
9. Nope
10. Yes, i find it quite interesting and difficult.

3 October

1) Have you ever had something akin to a religious experience at either a concert or club set?
2) When you were younger, were you a boyscout?
3) Have you ever donated blood?
4) What is the lowest denomination of currency that you will pick up off the street (e.g., do you pick up everything, or do you avoid coins completely and only pick up bills)?
5) How many times a month do you eat pizza?
6) Hypothetically speaking, if you still had your umbilical cord, how much would someone have to pay you to eat it?
7) What is the dumbest thing you've ever done with fireworks?
8) Have you ever worn an empty beer case as a hat?
9) What are two things that doughnuts can't do?
10) Have you ever smashed someone's bubblegum bubble in their face?

1. No. Although it sounds like it'd be cool
2. No.
3. Yes, but not for a few years, stream of injuries means i've had a stream of meds in my bloodstream that prevent me from donating
4. 10 cent coin, lowest denomination of money in NZ
5. 4. Fri night is usually pizza night, homemade on a pizza stone ftw
6. 8000 dollars, its a reasonable amount of money
7. Nothing, fireworks scare my dog.
8. yup, a good night too
9. algebra and make marxist theory seem relevant
10. no, but it would be fun to.

6 October

1) Why has Mariah Carey gotten hotter with age?
2) Have you ever been to Dave & Buster's?
3) As an adult, do you still go ape shit over pizza parties?
4) Where did jmt225 go?
5) How badass would it have been to be a Spanish Conquistador?
6) Should musicals be allowed to qualify for the Oscars?
7) Is it true that most gay men like show tunes, or is this just an incorrect (yet hilarious) stereotype?
8) Have you ever met an Asian prostitute who spoke broken English?
9) If you ordered a bride from Russia, how long do you think it'd be before she ran away with your cash?
10) Have you ever stayed in a hotel with a porn channel?

1. Cause she started tidying herself up, and now looks do-able
2. No. Its not worth the 14 hour flight
3. Yup, specially when i get to eat all the cool pizzas made
4. To Africa to help Rwandan refugees
5. Pretty Badass
6. Sure why not, its all so political anyways i don't think it matters
7. i think it is the latter rather than the former.
8. No, although i might consider giving one money if she did
9. 6 months, i'm sure thats about the point that she'd think it'd be the time to cut and run
10. Yup. didn't watch it, but it was there

 

[FromTheSouth]

6 October

1) Why has Mariah Carey gotten hotter with age?
2) Have you ever been to Dave & Buster's?
3) As an adult, do you still go ape shit over pizza parties?
4) Where did jmt225 go?
5) How badass would it have been to be a Spanish Conquistador?
6) Should musicals be allowed to qualify for the Oscars?
7) Is it true that most gay men like show tunes, or is this just an incorrect (yet hilarious) stereotype?
8) Have you ever met an Asian prostitute who spoke broken English?
9) If you ordered a bride from Russia, how long do you think it'd be before she ran away with your cash?
10) Have you ever stayed in a hotel with a porn channel?

1. She's still pretty hot, but she's ****ted it up. I think the way she looked in her MTV Unplugged was the peak of womanhood.

2. Yes, I love it. It's like combining TGI Friday's with Mr. Gatti's and classing the whole joint up.

3. Not apeshit, but when I got to the bar and saw 25 pizza boxes last night, I got a bit excited.

4. From awesome to totally awesome.

5. Awesome right up until the scurvy. Assuming you passed that, and the dysentary, I imagine that raping and pillaging native villages would have been a great time!!!

6. There's isn't a category for musicals? Musicals do qualify for the Oscars though. Best Original Song in 1999 or 2000 - What would Brian Boitano do?

7. I think the over the top performance aspect, and the fact that good looking men tend to sing those songs kind of lends itself to being gay friendly. But, I know gay people that jam the most gangsta of rap, so I'm going to go with stereotype, but stereotypes come from somewhere, and no one ever said that stereotypes have to be untrue.

8. No, but I met an American hooker who spoke Japanese. Well, hooker is a bad word. She was a linguistics student at SMU who took $5,000 from a man to go out with him and she said she let him fuck her.

9. Never. I hear Russian women are among the most loyal in the world and as long as you keep buying them stuff, they'll never leave you.

10. Yes ...for shame.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

1) Why has Mariah Carey gotten hotter with age?

I suppose a lack of perm makes her slightly more attractive.

2) Have you ever been to Dave & Buster's?

No.

3) As an adult, do you still go ape shit over pizza parties?

Americans are very odd.

4) Where did jmt225 go?

To the blue bayou.

5) How badass would it have been to be a Spanish Conquistador?

Not very.

6) Should musicals be allowed to qualify for the Oscars?

Stage musicals? No. Films? They do, don't they?

While I'm at it, I'm all for only having best films in the best film category, but I might be alone when I give in my Osacr nominations on that one.

7) Is it true that most gay men like show tunes, or is this just an incorrect (yet hilarious) stereotype?

It's not just restricted to homosexuals.

8) Have you ever met an Asian prostitute who spoke broken English?

Don't think so. But there is a prostitute that I've seen who looks like the dwarf from Don't Look Now.

9) If you ordered a bride from Russia, how long do you think it'd be before she ran away with your cash?

She'd never find my rolls.

10) Have you ever stayed in a hotel with a porn channel?

Possibly.

 

[Cena's Little Helper]

7 October

1) Who's the greatest actor in the world right now: Vince Cassel, Daniel Auteuil, or someone else (who probably isn't as good as either Cassel or Auteuil)?

2) Is Toshiro Mifune the most underrated actor ever?

3) Did Roman Polanski really date rape that chick, or did they have consensual sex?

4) Do you think any other disciplines should be considered for Nobel Prizes? Is yes, which ones?

5) Why the hell does Monaco have their own royalty?

6) So, we call the study of English literature "English." Do people in non-English speaking countries call the study of their literature by the name of their language?

7) When you have chunk of meat stuck between your teeth, do you ever try to get it out with pieces of paper, straw covers, etc. (i.e., with things other than toothpicks or dental floss)?

8) Have you ever gotten a gift card? If yes, then for what store?

9) How come Red Lobsters are always near Olive Gardens?

10) Have you ever worn a Speedo?

 

[gd]

7 October

1) Who's the greatest actor in the world right now: Vince Cassel, Daniel Auteuil, or someone else (who probably isn't as good as either Cassel or Auteuil)?

Jason Statham.

2) Is Toshiro Mifune the most underrated actor ever?

Who's he?

3) Did Roman Polanski really date rape that chick, or did they have consensual sex?

Likely rape.

4) Do you think any other disciplines should be considered for Nobel Prizes? Is yes, which ones?

Yes, magic.

5) Why the hell does Monaco have their own royalty?

Cause they're cool like that.

6) So, we call the study of English literature "English." Do people in non-English speaking countries call the study of their literature by the name of their language?

I think so.

7) When you have chunk of meat stuck between your teeth, do you ever try to get it out with pieces of paper, straw covers, etc. (i.e., with things other than toothpicks or dental floss)?

No, I just leave it.

8) Have you ever gotten a gift card? If yes, then for what store?

I think so, don't remember where, probably too busy being disappointed.

9) How come Red Lobsters are always near Olive Gardens?

They're both nice resturants, but not that nice.

10) Have you ever worn a Speedo?

No, but I'd like to some day.

 

[SSJPhenom]

7 October

1) Who's the greatest actor in the world right now: Vince Cassel, Daniel Auteuil, or someone else (who probably isn't as good as either Cassel or Auteuil)?

2) Is Toshiro Mifune the most underrated actor ever?

3) Did Roman Polanski really date rape that chick, or did they have consensual sex?

4) Do you think any other disciplines should be considered for Nobel Prizes? Is yes, which ones?

5) Why the hell does Monaco have their own royalty?

6) So, we call the study of English literature "English." Do people in non-English speaking countries call the study of their literature by the name of their language?

7) When you have chunk of meat stuck between your teeth, do you ever try to get it out with pieces of paper, straw covers, etc. (i.e., with things other than toothpicks or dental floss)?

8) Have you ever gotten a gift card? If yes, then for what store?

9) How come Red Lobsters are always near Olive Gardens?

10) Have you ever worn a Speedo?

1. Vince Cassel
2. No
3. He definately dated raped her!
4. Absolutely not.
5. I have no idea.
6. I think so.
7. I have used everything from my finger nail and a fork to a candy rapper and another piece of food.
8. Yes. It was for GameStop
9. Sea Food and garlic go together.
10. Yes and it was comfortable as fuck.

 

[Lee]

1) Who's the greatest actor in the world right now: Vince Cassel, Daniel Auteuil, or someone else (who probably isn't as good as either Cassel or Auteuil)?
2) Is Toshiro Mifune the most underrated actor ever?
3) Did Roman Polanski really date rape that chick, or did they have consensual sex?
4) Do you think any other disciplines should be considered for Nobel Prizes? Is yes, which ones?
5) Why the hell does Monaco have their own royalty?
6) So, we call the study of English literature "English." Do people in non-English speaking countries call the study of their literature by the name of their language?
7) When you have chunk of meat stuck between your teeth, do you ever try to get it out with pieces of paper, straw covers, etc. (i.e., with things other than toothpicks or dental floss)?
8) Have you ever gotten a gift card? If yes, then for what store?
9) How come Red Lobsters are always near Olive Gardens?
10) Have you ever worn a Speedo?

__________________

1) Cassel
2) No
3) Consensual
4) Maths
5) Because it's a principality thus technically a country.
6) Yeah
7) Closer proximity
8) Yes, GAME (the place I have an interview tomorrow)
9) never thought of it
10) no

 

[Tastycles]

6 October

1) Why has Mariah Carey gotten hotter with age?

I'm not so sure she has, to be honest with you.

2) Have you ever been to Dave & Buster's?

Nope

3) As an adult, do you still go ape shit over pizza parties?

Never been to one.

4) Where did jmt225 go?

Home?

5) How badass would it have been to be a Spanish Conquistador?

Not a big fan of syphilis, to be honest with you.

6) Should musicals be allowed to qualify for the Oscars?

Yes, but they're rarely good enough.

7) Is it true that most gay men like show tunes, or is this just an incorrect (yet hilarious) stereotype?

In my experience they are more likely to, but don't definitely like them.

8) Have you ever met an Asian prostitute who spoke broken English?

I've seen an English prostitute that spoke broken English.

9) If you ordered a bride from Russia, how long do you think it'd be before she ran away with your cash?

She wouldn't, she loves me.

10) Have you ever stayed in a hotel with a porn channel?

Many times.

7 October

1) Who's the greatest actor in the world right now: Vince Cassel, Daniel Auteuil, or someone else (who probably isn't as good as either Cassel or Auteuil)?

Johnny Depp reckons Paul Whitehouse. The Aviva adverts seem to confirm this.

2) Is Toshiro Mifune the most underrated actor ever?

Maybe.

3) Did Roman Polanski really date rape that chick, or did they have consensual sex?

Coerced I imagine.

4) Do you think any other disciplines should be considered for Nobel Prizes? Is yes, which ones?

Mathematics.

5) Why the hell does Monaco have their own royalty?

Same reason Leichtenstein does.

6) So, we call the study of English literature "English." Do people in non-English speaking countries call the study of their literature by the name of their language?

From my experience in Welsh, yes.

7) When you have chunk of meat stuck between your teeth, do you ever try to get it out with pieces of paper, straw covers, etc. (i.e., with things other than toothpicks or dental floss)?

All the times. Fingernails is the most common.

8) Have you ever gotten a gift card? If yes, then for what store?

I won a Waterstones one at school

9) How come Red Lobsters are always near Olive Gardens?

Some sort of mutual agreement, I imagine

10) Have you ever worn a Speedo?

I had to wear them for swimming lessons at school. Not actual Speedo ones though.

 

[Father:_Polley]

I have worn Speedos... I used to swim competitively

 

[Y 2 Jake]

1) Who's the greatest actor in the world right now: Vince Cassel, Daniel Auteuil, or someone else (who probably isn't as good as either Cassel or Auteuil)?

I tell you who it isn't, Steve Austin. Damage is wank.

2) Is Toshiro Mifune the most underrated actor ever?

No, it's probably Shia LaBeouf .

3) Did Roman Polanski really date rape that chick, or did they have consensual sex?

How many 13 year olds go STA (straight to anal)?

4) Do you think any other disciplines should be considered for Nobel Prizes? Is yes, which ones?

Archery.

5) Why the hell does Monaco have their own royalty?

I think it's somehow related to the inbreeding amongst the British Royals.

6) So, we call the study of English literature "English." Do people in non-English speaking countries call the study of their literature by the name of their language?

Some, not in Japan though.

7) When you have chunk of meat stuck between your teeth, do you ever try to get it out with pieces of paper, straw covers, etc. (i.e., with things other than toothpicks or dental floss)?

I don't eat meat.

8) Have you ever gotten a gift card? If yes, then for what store?

Yeah, multi-store. What's the point in a gift card, give me cash.

9) How come Red Lobsters are always near Olive Gardens?

I think it's just something to do with migration.

10) Have you ever worn a Speedo?

As a child I was forced to wear them. My photographer said it make my goolies look bigger.

 

[Cena's Little Helper]

8 October

1) Have you ever tried to register your fists as lethal weapons?

2) Has anyone ever cupped their fart and thrown it in your face?

3) Have you ever stuck a piece of gum you had been chewing under a table?

4) Have you ever referred to someone endearingly as "fuckface?"

5) Why don't Fed Ex and UPS operate on Sundays (lazy bastards)?

6) Do you want to go to the Louvre?

7) Where is jmt225?

8) Is IrishCanadian25 going to send me a piece of wedding cake?

9) Have you ever done a flip off of a diving board?

10) Did you ever own a Super Soaker?

 

[Mr. TM]

3 October

1) Have you ever had something akin to a religious experience at either a concert or club set?

2) When you were younger, were you a boyscout?

3) Have you ever donated blood?

4) What is the lowest denomination of currency that you will pick up off the street (e.g., do you pick up everything, or do you avoid coins completely and only pick up bills)?

5) How many times a month do you eat pizza?

6) Hypothetically speaking, if you still had your umbilical cord, how much would someone have to pay you to eat it?

7) What is the dumbest thing you've ever done with fireworks?

8) Have you ever worn an empty beer case as a hat?

9) What are two things that doughnuts can't do?

10) Have you ever smashed someone's bubblegum bubble in their face?

no, no, no, $5 bill, coins are tricky, 8, I,d harvest some stem cells, A friend shot one at a friend on my birthday, no, sing or dance.

6 October

1) Why has Mariah Carey gotten hotter with age?

2) Have you ever been to Dave & Buster's?

3) As an adult, do you still go ape shit over pizza parties?

4) Where did jmt225 go?

5) How badass would it have been to be a Spanish Conquistador?

6) Should musicals be allowed to qualify for the Oscars?

7) Is it true that most gay men like show tunes, or is this just an incorrect (yet hilarious) stereotype?

8) Have you ever met an Asian prostitute who spoke broken English?

9) If you ordered a bride from Russia, how long do you think it'd be before she ran away with your cash?

10) Have you ever stayed in a hotel with a porn channel?

lost more brain cells, no, semi, he'll be back, I'd be better off than the brother who got the family farm, sure, stereotype, no, 7 weeks, no.

7 October

1) Who's the greatest actor in the world right now: Vince Cassel, Daniel Auteuil, or someone else (who probably isn't as good as either Cassel or Auteuil)?

2) Is Toshiro Mifune the most underrated actor ever?

3) Did Roman Polanski really date rape that chick, or did they have consensual sex?

4) Do you think any other disciplines should be considered for Nobel Prizes? Is yes, which ones?

5) Why the hell does Monaco have their own royalty?

6) So, we call the study of English literature "English." Do people in non-English speaking countries call the study of their literature by the name of their language?

7) When you have chunk of meat stuck between your teeth, do you ever try to get it out with pieces of paper, straw covers, etc. (i.e., with things other than toothpicks or dental floss)?

8) Have you ever gotten a gift card? If yes, then for what store?

9) How come Red Lobsters are always near Olive Gardens?

10) Have you ever worn a Speedo?

Paul Gross, Paul Gross is, stat rape, Canada just got one, so keep it at that level, sometimes things stay the same, from what I know, partially yes, yes, a few, safeway and stuff, not sure, what are olive gardens like?, as a yongster

8 October

1) Have you ever tried to register your fists as lethal weapons?

2) Has anyone ever cupped their fart and thrown it in your face?

3) Have you ever stuck a piece of gum you had been chewing under a table?

4) Have you ever referred to someone endearingly as "fuckface?"

5) Why don't Fed Ex and UPS operate on Sundays (lazy bastards)?

6) Do you want to go to the Louvre?

7) Where is jmt225?

8) Is IrishCanadian25 going to send me a piece of wedding cake?

9) Have you ever done a flip off of a diving board?

10) Did you ever own a Super Soaker?

No, possibly as a youngster, yes, yes, Wes (Wester Von Fuckface), I am not sure, yes, I'll give him a call, no, no, dozens.

 

[BooCocky]

8 October

1) Have you ever tried to register your fists as lethal weapons?

No

2) Has anyone ever cupped their fart and thrown it in your face?

yes

3) Have you ever stuck a piece of gum you had been chewing under a table?

Yes

4) Have you ever referred to someone endearingly as "fuckface?"

Yes fuck face

5) Why don't Fed Ex and UPS operate on Sundays (lazy bastards)?

they need a day off?

6) Do you want to go to the Louvre?

no

7) Where is jmt225?

Louisiana?

8) Is IrishCanadian25 going to send me a piece of wedding cake?

No

9) Have you ever done a flip off of a diving board?

Yes

10) Did you ever own a Super Soaker?

Yes

 

[Lee]

8 October

1) Have you ever tried to register your fists as lethal weapons?

2) Has anyone ever cupped their fart and thrown it in your face?

3) Have you ever stuck a piece of gum you had been chewing under a table?

4) Have you ever referred to someone endearingly as "fuckface?"

5) Why don't Fed Ex and UPS operate on Sundays (lazy bastards)?

6) Do you want to go to the Louvre?

7) Where is jmt225?

8) Is IrishCanadian25 going to send me a piece of wedding cake?

9) Have you ever done a flip off of a diving board?

10) Did you ever own a Super Soaker?

1) no
2)no
3) yes
4) yes
5) Guessing religious reasons?
6) no
7) he's been posting
8) The same time he checks my resume
9) no
10) yes

 

[Razor]

8 October

1) Have you ever tried to register your fists as lethal weapons?

If only, right? Excellent pick up line:

"I would shake your hand, but these fists of mine are considered lethal weapons by the state."

2) Has anyone ever cupped their fart and thrown it in your face?

No. I would be irked if they did, in fact.

3) Have you ever stuck a piece of gum you had been chewing under a table?

Nope. I get pissed off when others do it, so I can't be going around doing it myself, can I?

4) Have you ever referred to someone endearingly as "fuckface?"

Does "fucking ******" count?

5) Why don't Fed Ex and UPS operate on Sundays (lazy bastards)?

You have to have one day for the mail-sorting gnomes to recover.

6) Do you want to go to the Louvre?

Actually, yes. That would be awesome.

7) Where is jmt225?

Where are any of us, really?

8) Is IrishCanadian25 going to send me a piece of wedding cake?

Sure. The real question is if the mail-sorting gnomes be able to decipher his drunken writing.

9) Have you ever done a flip off of a diving board?

Sorry. I'm in no way graceful enough for that.

10) Did you ever own a Super Soaker?

Yes. Also, I owned a nerf gun, a cap pistol, and a BB gun. As you can probably tell, I was raised right before parents started to get pissy about gun toys. mid-90's for the win.

 

[Ty Burna]

8 October

1) Have you ever tried to register your fists as lethal weapons?

Why? So I can get arrested if I need to knock someone out on attempted murder?

2) Has anyone ever cupped their fart and thrown it in your face?

Nah

3) Have you ever stuck a piece of gum you had been chewing under a table?

I have done that yes.

4) Have you ever referred to someone endearingly as "fuckface?"

When you're drunk and pissed off, name calling has broken down to such low standards.

5) Why don't Fed Ex and UPS operate on Sundays (lazy bastards)?

What? And give me the pleasure of receiving my packages I've been waiting on for a week?

6) Do you want to go to the Louvre?

Sure why not.

7) Where is jmt225?

Either getting his ass kicked or getting laid by Gina Carano. Either way I'm sure he's enjoying it.

8) Is IrishCanadian25 going to send me a piece of wedding cake?

Only if I get to go to the reception.

9) Have you ever done a flip off of a diving board?

Many times.

10) Did you ever own a Super Soaker?

Watching a wet T shirt contest wouldn't be any fun without one.

 

[Father:_Polley]

8 October
1) Have you ever tried to register your fists as lethal weapons?
2) Has anyone ever cupped their fart and thrown it in your face?
3) Have you ever stuck a piece of gum you had been chewing under a table?
4) Have you ever referred to someone endearingly as "fuckface?"
5) Why don't Fed Ex and UPS operate on Sundays (lazy bastards)?
6) Do you want to go to the Louvre?
7) Where is jmt225?
8) Is IrishCanadian25 going to send me a piece of wedding cake?
9) Have you ever done a flip off of a diving board?
10) Did you ever own a Super Soaker?

1. No
2. No
3. Yes
4. No
5. Because they don't feel the need
6. Yes
7. No idea
8. Probably not, it'd be mouldy by the time it reached me unless it was loaded in scotch
9. Yes
10. Hell yes

 

[SSJPhenom]

1) Have you ever tried to register your fists as lethal weapons?

No, however, I do have some martial arts training.

2) Has anyone ever cupped their fart and thrown it in your face?

No and if it does happen, an ass whippin would ensue.

3) Have you ever stuck a piece of gum you had been chewing under a table?

I find it disgusting and just plain lazy. I'm sure that there is a trash can around somewhere.

4) Have you ever referred to someone endearingly as "fuckface?"

I call my friends fuckface all the time.

5) Why don't Fed Ex and UPS operate on Sundays (lazy bastards)?

A lot of people don't operate on Sundays. I don't operate on Sundays.

6) Do you want to go to the Louvre?

Not really.

7) Where is jmt225?

I'm sure that he will be along shortly.

8) Is IrishCanadian25 going to send me a piece of wedding cake?

If he wants to.

9) Have you ever done a flip off of a diving board?

Yes and my back hit the water. It was one of the most painful things that I have ever experienced.

10) Did you ever own a Super Soaker?

I sure did. It was awesome.

 

[gd]

1) Have you ever tried to register your fists as lethal weapons?

It's pending.

2) Has anyone ever cupped their fart and thrown it in your face?

No.

3) Have you ever stuck a piece of gum you had been chewing under a table?

All the time.

4) Have you ever referred to someone endearingly as "fuckface?"

No, douche is a much more versatile term.

5) Why don't Fed Ex and UPS operate on Sundays (lazy bastards)?

Because of Jesus?

6) Do you want to go to the Louvre?

No, the French are assholes.

7) Where is jmt225?

On my bed.

8) Is IrishCanadian25 going to send me a piece of wedding cake?

That wouldn't be sanitary.

9) Have you ever done a flip off of a diving board?

Nope.

10) Did you ever own a Super Soaker?

I currently own one ... in my pants.